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Write an essay on an interesting classroom topic
1. An interesting 600-word composition in class
"Dinglingling" *** rang in class. I walked into the classroom quickly and looked up, alas! It was composition class again, and my expression immediately became depressed.
I saw the Chinese teacher walking up to the podium with three yellow, green, and white plates and yellow, green, and white paper, and said cheerfully: "Students, let's play a game. "After that, the teacher asked the leader of each group to distribute the paper of each color to the group members.
After handing it out, the teacher asked us to write the names of our classmates on the green paper, where they were on the yellow paper, and what they were doing on the white paper. After writing, let's fold the paper in half and put it into three different colored plates according to the three colors.
Then the teacher shook it and asked us to put the three colors of paper in the order of green, yellow and white and spell them into a sentence. The sentence I spelled out was: Qiu Wenyang was sleeping in the women's restroom. As soon as I finished speaking, the whole class burst into laughter.
What Fan Siyu got was: Yin Lingxue climbing at the waterfall, and the whole class laughed even harder. The most powerful one was achieved by Liu Mengli: Tan Zhichao running in an oversized microwave oven.
After we were quiet, the teacher asked us: "Students, what did you understand in this game?" The students all lowered their heads. You looked at me, I hope you, no one wants to answer. At this time, study committee member Xia Xueqing said: "This game made the students have a lot of fun, and it also told us: when writing a composition, you must use accurate word combinations, otherwise you will make a joke."
Teacher He nodded approvingly and said, "Yes, as the study committee member said, only by using appropriate words can you write a good article." The students listened thoughtfully.
The teacher added: "This time the composition will be an interesting composition. 2. Write an essay on the topic of class
Interesting Class
Speaking of class, everyone thinks it is very boring. How can the composition topic be interesting? Because this is a very interesting class, a composition class, and a summer camp class.
p>Some people don’t believe it. The summer camp class is at least 1 or 2 hours long! How can it be interesting?
This class is also a composition class. It's a game class again. Teacher Xie Yonglong plays with us. The name of the game is three sheets of paper.
This is strange. What is three sheets of paper? It turns out that the three sheets of paper game is a game. Divide a piece of paper into three parts. Write who and whom or whom on the first piece of paper, write the location on the second piece of paper, and write what you are doing on the third piece of paper. The content written on these three pieces of paper should be mysterious and funny, for example: First. Write a famous person or cartoon character on one piece of paper, such as Jay Chou, write "toilet" on the second piece of paper, and write "smell the fragrance" on the third piece of paper. Then it will be very interesting, and then put the person, thing, and place. They mixed up the order and asked three people to draw on the podium. The words they pulled out were very funny.
Finally it was time for me to draw. I went up to the podium with two friends next to me, casually. I took a picture and laughed when I saw the incident - drinking urine once, and hesitantly uttered the sentence: "Pleasant Goat drank urine in his teeth." As a result, the whole audience burst into laughter. Some people slapped the table and laughed, some held their stomachs and laughed, and some people laughed and said: "Hahahaha! It's so funny, so funny!"
We conducted two rounds of word extraction, and everyone who drew the words laughed while saying it, and the audience also laughed, almost making us laugh out loud. !
In the end, Teacher Xie asked us to carry out the story to the end and make it more specific. As a result, everything we wrote became funnier. 3. Write an essay on the topic of a wonderful class
In real life, we all know that adversity is an ideal situation for shaping will.
However, most of us want to live a smoother life and are unwilling to suffer setbacks. It is undeniable that people want to be lotus flowers on the lake rather than lotus roots buried in the mud, but I believe that adversity can lead to wonderful things.
The book describes that the protagonist was tired of the quiet life in England, so he decided to become a sailor and travel around the world.
In 1659, he boarded a ship from Brazil to Africa. One day, a terrible storm came.
The sail began to break. Although the crew struggled against the sea, no one on the crew survived except Robinson Crusoe.
He drifted to an isolated island. This island was deserted. He was alone, helpless, and completely dependent on himself. He is a determined man who has lived on an isolated island for 27 years.
The pottery is made by oneself, although it is not beautiful, but it is durable; when making bread, there is no gauze, so I went to the scrap ship to find some small cloth like the sailor's clothes instead; I picked up a few wheat seeds and randomly Throw it away, and ears of wheat actually grow. This is probably a gift from God! More than twenty years later, more and more of his subjects were rescued by him. He also has many pets, including a talking parrot and a dog, as well as sheep and cats. It is really like a big family.
"The fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold, and the sharp edge of the sword comes from sharpening." On the long road of life, we cannot be smooth sailing. We will encounter many setbacks and are in adversity. As long as we firmly believe that "innate My talents will be useful." If we face adversity bravely and conquer misfortune, we will surely reach the other side of victory. At the same time, I believe that adversity can lead to wonderful things. 4. Write an 800-word essay based on "The joy of learning Chinese"
Knowledge changes destiny, and knowledge changes life. When we hear someone holding a hoe and saying to the loess: " "I only have so much ability, what else can I do?", we have to tell him that learning can change your life; when we hear someone say to the mirror: "I just look like this, I still can't do it." What can you accomplish?”, we have to tell him that learning can change your life. Many people always complain like this, but they don’t make real efforts and cannot enjoy the process. There was once a Young man, I only have 80 US dollars left. If it were you, what would you think and do? Look at this young man. He made a decision that ordinary people would never dare to think about - traveling around the world. When ordinary people were confused, he decided not to compare the results, but to work hard for it and achieve what he had been doing for many years. A dream he had always had. In the end, through the efforts of all parties, with just these 80 US dollars, he succeeded. Just imagine that if he had not succeeded, he would still be satisfied, because at least he had the process to realize it. In the process, he What he has is enough to show that his life is extraordinary. The same is true when it comes to studying and exams. Many teachers often educate us like this before exams: "God rewards hard work. As long as you work hard, your exam results will not disappoint you." ." But the teacher's words may be too absolute. After all, it is not uncommon for you to work for nothing or work more for less. But one thing is for sure: you may not get good results after giving, but the process of your giving is an exercise. Process, this kind of exercise is actually a kind of harvest, because it plants the seeds of hope for your future life, and it will benefit you a lot in your future study and life. "We can't control the results, but we can You can enjoy the process." Look at the hero Zhuge Zhuge who "died before he left the army". He helped Liu Bei conquer the world, although he failed in the end. However, the momentum, wisdom, and loyalty he showed in the process It is enough to show the value of his life and make him respected by future generations. Therefore, we must not only focus on the results and ignore the process. I will give you 100 points directly without requiring you to learn. Is this 100 points meaningful? I believe many people have this experience: when we focus too much on the results and want to achieve a certain goal, we sometimes fail because we bear too much pressure. Therefore, instead of focusing on victory and giving ourselves Adding unnecessary baggage, it is better to enjoy the process itself. If I choose, I would rather be a diligent "farmer" in learning, rather than an opportunistic "businessman" to achieve his goals. Just like Tolstoy As the saying goes: "People are human beings, and there is no need to deliberately behave. The world is the world, and there is no need to deal with it carefully. This is the real way of being a human being." With courage and strength, I cut through the waves in the ocean of learning, and then worked hard to reach the goal. At a certain height, you don’t have to care whether you are the highest, because when you push towards a certain goal, your gains are far more than getting the best grades. The final exam is right in front of you, students, ask yourself : Have you put in the effort in your studies? .
5. An essay on an interesting lesson 450z
Today, our school held an event. Each class invited parents to teach a lesson to the students. Our class invited Lin Lin’s mother to come. He gave us a lesson called "Technology and Life".
"Ring, ring, ring", the school bell rang. The students hurried back to the classroom and sat in their seats energetically. The aunt first introduced herself to us: "Hello everyone, I am taking pictures. If you work in a store, you can call me 'Auntie Bing'. Next, I will introduce to you some precautions for the daily maintenance and use of general cameras and cameras."
Next, She carefully took out an old, incomplete wooden box camera from her bag, "Let's take a look, this is a wooden box camera." She briefly introduced the wooden box camera to us.
Putting down the wooden box camera, she introduced us to the history of the camera: "On August 19, 1839, the French painter Daguerre announced his invention of the "Daguerretype". , the world's first portable wooden box camera was born; in 1841, the optician Vogeland invented the first camera with an all-metal body; in 1861, the physicist Maxwell invented the world's first color photograph Photos; In 1888, the American Kodak Company produced the first "film"; in the same year, Kodak invented the world's first portable square box camera with film installed. In 1906, American George Shiras used a flash for the first time. .
In 1913, the German Oscar Barnack developed the world's first 135mm camera..." After introducing the history of the camera, Aunt Bing began to talk about the precautions in daily use of the camera: "When we take photos, we must be careful not to open the camera cover while taking photos, otherwise the film will be exposed and all the photos will be lost.
When developing photos, you have to go to the black room to take out the film. When taking photos, you should face the light. If there is a backlight, the photos will be dark and unsightly."
Then, Aunt Bing took out a photo, which was of Lin Lin and Yingying. The group photo taken at the school sports meeting was dark because it was backlit. When we saw it, we all laughed.
Aunt Bing also took out a video camera with a long lens. She introduced us to the functions and features of this camera.
Finally, Aunt Bing also said that she would test us and asked us some questions about cameras and photography skills. The students all answered enthusiastically, and all the answers were correct. It seems that everyone took what Aunt Bing said just now. Remember them all. Through this interesting lesson, students learned about various aspects of cameras.
Increased interest in scientific knowledge. Everyone said that they hope that schools will hold more activities of this type in the future so that we can be exposed to more extracurricular knowledge and learn more life skills. 6. Write an essay with the title "Classroom around you"
Classroom is not limited to teachers. As long as you have an open mind to learn, the doors of classrooms everywhere will be open to you.
Books are the classroom. Occasionally, I stopped my busy pace, flipped through the books that had been placed in the bookcase for a long time, brushed off some dust, and unknowingly entered the classroom of books. Here, what can be smelled everywhere is the beauty emanating from the charming fragrance of books between the pages.
What you see are historical scenes, fine articles, celebrities with great achievements, and rich palaces of knowledge, which are like a wisp of fragrance lingering around you. Let you calm down, appreciate its style and enjoy its beauty.
With just a few paragraphs, it can permeate your mind that doesn’t ask for a complete explanation, use its rich experience to tell you touching stories, use its broad and profound qualities to influence your direction, and use its own Moral principles teach you how to behave. Since ancient times, it has produced many world-famous works, and countless people have praised its holiness.
It must be God’s gift to us, and it must be a sacred and beautiful classroom. The Internet is the Classroom With the rapid development of science and technology, the Internet has quietly come to us. It has benefited almost all mankind, and its significance is self-evident.
It has an unimaginable amount of information. Regardless of the information sent from all over the world, you can get the information as soon as possible. Whether it's news, programs, animations, or entertainment, it's all available.
You can filter the information that is helpful to you to understand, learn and think. It allows you to effectively get the information you want. It solves the problem that many special groups cannot go to school to study. And suitable for people of all ages. All in all, it must be a quick and rich classroom for us.
Life is a classroom. Everything we do every day is part of life. We use this large period of time to enrich our knowledge, expand our experience, and realize the value of our life. It is undoubtedly the closest classroom to each of us.
No matter what kind of class it is, it appears for us to learn better. No matter who you are, please enter these classes with an open mind and a studious attitude to enrich and achieve us. life. 7. Essay on the topic of classroom
Speaking of classroom, everyone thinks it is always very boring. How can the essay title be interesting? Because this is a very fun class, a composition class, and a summer camp class.
Some people don’t believe it. Summer camp classes are at least 1 or 2 hours long! How could it be interesting? Let me tell you. This class is both a composition class and a game class. Teacher Xie Yonglong played with us. The game we played was called Three Pieces of Paper.
This is strange, what are three pieces of paper? It turns out that the three-paper game is to divide a piece of paper into three parts. Write who is with whom or whom on the first piece of paper, write the location on the second piece of paper, and write what you are doing on the third piece of paper. The content of these three pieces of paper should be mysterious and funny. For example: write a celebrity or cartoon character on the first piece of paper, such as Jay Chou, write "toilet" on the second piece of paper, and write "smell the fragrance" on the third piece of paper. , it’s been fun since then.
Then put the people, things, and places in a pile, shuffle them in order, and ask three people to draw words on the stage. The words they drew together are very funny. Finally it was time for me to draw. I went up to the podium with two friends next to me and randomly drew a card. When I saw the incident - drinking urine once, I laughed and stammered out the sentence, which was: "Pleasant Goat is here." Drinking urine in the teeth.
As a result, the whole audience burst into laughter. Some people slapped the table and laughed, some held their stomachs and laughed, and some people laughed and said: "Hahahaha! It’s so funny, so funny! "We had two rounds of picking out words. Everyone who picked out words laughed while saying it, and the audience also laughed, almost making us laugh out loud! Finally, Teacher Xie called us If you follow the story to the end and make it specific, the result will be funnier. 8. Please write an essay on the topic of class
Speaking of vivid classes, maybe I will think of those vivid and colorful lessons. Chinese novel explanations; when talking about interesting classes, maybe I will think of the various chemical experiments; when talking about happy classes, maybe I will think of the academic debates in physics classes... And when it comes to Unforgettable class, I will not hesitate to think of the Chinese class in the extracurricular class in elementary school
Because it was the most unforgettable class for me. "The bell..." The bell rang in class. , the students sat quietly in their seats.
Chinese teacher Zhang walked in with a smile and said to us mysteriously: "Today, let's take a look at the photos of future scientists. As soon as he finished speaking, the students started talking, "How can we see the future scientists?" "Why does the teacher have photos of future scientists?" "I was also very puzzled: Since we are future scientists, how can we know now? After the teacher waited for us to calm down, he explained the order of looking at the photos: "Starting from the first classmate, one classmate will go to the podium to take a look. After finishing, return to your seat, and then the next classmate can go up.
It should be noted that the returning students are not allowed to speak. "While we were still confused, the first classmate walked up to the podium.
He looked under the podium table, and then walked back to his seat with a smile. Why was he so happy? Then, the second and third classmates came back, looking at the people behind them with smiles.
As time went by, I became more and more confused: who are the future scientists? Who? It's finally my turn.
I couldn't wait to walk up to the podium and looked under the podium table curiously: There was a football inside and a mirror next to the football. Where were the photos? I stood up and was about to walk back to check for leaks when I heard the teacher's voice: "Did you look carefully?" I looked at the teacher, shook my head, and squatted down to look again. I looked at the podium table: there were still only those few things inside.
I looked carefully and found to my surprise: The person with the curious face in the mirror was me, wasn't it? It turns out that I am the future scientist! I stood up happily, and the teacher smiled and said to me: "Do you see clearly? Don't tell anyone!" I nodded and walked off the platform. Looking at the curious eyes of the classmates behind me, I smiled at them like the previous classmates and walked back to my seat... The activity was over.
Teacher Zhang concluded: "In this class, everyone should have seen the future scientist. The eyes of that 'scientist' are full of desire for knowledge and optimism for everything in the future. Spirit.
I hope everyone can become a scientist! "After dinner, I lay in bed and couldn't sleep. Indeed, we are the future of our motherland, and we also have the qualities of scientists.
But why not everyone can become a scientist? It should be because as they grow older and gain more experience, they lose their desire for knowledge and hope for the future. I can't do this.
No matter when, no matter what environment I am in, no matter what happens, I can never lose this spirit.
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