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There is a funny limerick about drinking, and there is a sentence in the middle that you can do without drinking.
"Drink 92 and concentrate on training!"
"Just drink, leaders don't!"
"Can drink and lose, leading secretary!"
"If you drink it, you will fall, and your official position will be hard to protect!"
"There are too few long drinks, and talents are hard to find!"
"Running halfway, promotion is still early!"
"Lead the whole process and lead the future!"
"Standing on two legs, drinking doesn't count!"
"Hot wine washes teeth, beer is tea!"
"How can people not drink when they are wandering the rivers and lakes!"
"As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine!"
"As long as you have feelings, drinking is wine!"
"Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you get!"
"Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends stay in their hearts!"
"If people don't know, unless you drink!"
"Dried wine grows in the pot."
"Wine meets bosom friends, and poetry is a person."
"A small number of gentlemen, no wine, no husband!"
"Wine makes a hero, and he refuses to accept his wife!"
"Men don't drink, it's a waste to walk in the world!"
"Men can't make good friends without drinking!"
"Deep feelings, shallow feelings!"
"If you want the guests to drink well, you must drink well first!"
"Guests should get drunk when drinking, or the host will be ashamed!"
"I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than an emotional crack!"
"We are bosom friends when we get together. I'll have a comfortable drink first. "
"When I came, my wife told me to drink less and eat more."
"I don't drink enough, I am afraid of losing face, and I don't drink it."
"Wanshui Qian Shan is always in love, can you drink less?"
"Emotional iron is not iron? Iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding! "
"Feelings deep or not? Deep! Then you are not afraid of hanging needles! "
"Don't be afraid to show your skills in a crisis. Your sister (brother) will give your brother a drink."
"I'll just have a drink or two to make my friends brave!"
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