Wechat hilarious

1. When arguing with others, I just want to scold him for being inferior to others. As a result, I said that my dog was inferior to others. I found it wrong, so I quickly changed my mind and said that you are not as good as a dog.

Yesterday, a thief came to my house to steal money. I looked for him all night, but I couldn't find the money.

3. Daniel Wu = high hairline, I = high hairline, I = Daniel Wu.

In fact, it's good to have a second child, because I don't think I can find a partner, and it's good to have a younger brother and sister to raise it.

5. The definition of the doctor's role by the medical school teacher is this: all of us are in the crematorium, all of us are waiting in line, and the doctor's role is to stop people from cutting in line!

6. Skin care is actually a kind of metaphysics. It won't have any effect if you don't order products that are beyond your economic ability.

7. The saddest thing is to bask in the sun on a sunny day after the snow, and then the ice on the roof fell off, hitting my head and sewing three stitches.

8. You have to buy the cheapest mattress in the future, otherwise the bed will be too comfortable to get up.

9. When a girl has a crush on her, she simply pushes her to the wall and says, "I will support you in the future." Say that finish, kiss her, and don't give her a chance to refuse and think. That's what I did. I have been to the police station several times.

10. Others care about whether you fly high or not. I only care about whether your wings are delicious.

165438+- to those good brothers who are willing to lend me money without urging me to pay back the money.

12. Q: Which demon is the most important in The Journey to the West? White answer: the important demon hits three times!

13. As the year is approaching, a wave of touching short films will follow, and one will make you cry blind. In the next year, we will be like a knife and a fire.

14. Several major life problems that young people think about every day: What to eat at noon? What to eat at night? What to eat at midnight snack? Then an ultimate question: how to make money?

15. Last night, a buddy got drunk, poured himself a drink and said, "All right, all right ..."

16. My boyfriend's wig is crooked, but he thinks no one knows that he is bald, so there is no way to help him straighten it.

17. The world is so big, I want to see it. With such a small wallet, I'll see how far you can go.

18. The tattoo master asked me if I wanted to tattoo the tiger on the mountain or the pokeweed root. I said: since we are out to mix, of course, we must be flexible and able to go up and down. Finally, he tattooed me a Tigger. ...