Joke Collection Website - Cold jokes - What does Degang Guo mean by mixing garlic in his mouth?
What does Degang Guo mean by mixing garlic in his mouth?
Degang Guo's classic quote:
1. In The Journey to the West, the Tang Priest traveled around with a servant named Friar Sand and two pets, a monkey and a pig.
2, people are at the end of the world, involuntarily, and the wind and rain are singing. Jianghu children can afford to put it down. If you can't put it down, you have to put it down. Few people who live to be 100 laugh when they are happy, and laugh later when they are unhappy. Happiness is better than anything, and who you compare with is yourself. All my life, I will endure it once and for all.
3, don't be confused, but from today on, keep a low profile. It's hard to bear In Chi Pan, you are self-conscious, self-clean and self-satisfied. How do you know the sky is blue without looking up? People are not so benevolent when they are used, and they don't know boredom without experience. Sit still and think about the flowers, and save my body water in three provinces. When there is a bright moon, don't laugh at the fishing boat.
- Previous article:Dual live broadcast technology
- Next article:Urgent! I need a clever joke (anything) ... thanks.
- Related articles
- Weather joke
- New Year greetings, words!
- Playing the joke of splint.
- The definition of man
- What happened to a piece of "waste land" that was once abandoned by 26 countries after China spent a lot of money to buy it?
- Is the humorous joke website that good? Kneel down!
- The lyrics of the famous detective Conan's ending song
- The star slip of the tongue jokes collection Baidu Cloud
- A momentary joke
- Are legs and mushroom heads a pair in reality?