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What you need to know about traveling in Thailand

Nowadays, people like to travel to Thailand, but do you know all these common sense about Thailand? Come and learn from the editor.

1. A Guide to Being Slaughtered (To be careless towards a liar is to be cruel to oneself)

Wherever there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are interests, there is deception. Although Thailand is a Buddhist country, people are often unpredictable. Just like we are a country with an ancient civilization, it is only just now that tourist resorts are robbing our compatriots.

Anti-fraud guide at stations and ship docks

Thai people will strike up conversations with tourists at stations or ship docks and induce tourists to go shopping in gem stores, so be careful. If you don’t plan to experience it, ignore their enthusiasm, otherwise your wallet will suffer and you will be in a bad mood. Remember.

Guide to motorcycles being ripped off (motorcycles used for rental are similar to electric vehicles)

When renting a motorcycle, be sure to take original photos and details of the motorcycle in front of the owner , be sure to take photos of the worn areas, so as to prevent being ripped off when returning the motorcycle!

Guide to Bus Boat Ripoffs

Bangkok's water transportation, bus boats are ordinary boats The maximum ticket price is 40B/person! Anyone with a much higher price, 100-200 or even 400-600, is ready to rip you off! If you don’t want to be ripped off, turn around and take a taxi, BYMETER calls the meter, 100B is usually enough in Bangkok. .

Guide to avoid being ripped off when shopping, eating and eating snacks

1. Because many things are very famous among tourists, as a tourist, there will be many copycats that will pressure you with overwhelming momentum. come over. For example, Jianxing Restaurant (Somboonseafood) is a restaurant owned by Thai Chinese. Since this store is quite famous, many drivers will take you to the copycat store. It is recommended that you first go to its official website to find out where its branches are (***5), so that it will be more convenient to talk to the taxi driver. (TIP: It usually opens at 4 p.m., only the SamYan store is open at noon)

2. Tom Yum Instant Noodles, there are also many copycats. There are many knockoffs of famous brands.

3. ChinaTown (specializes in slaughtering Chinese)

This place specializes in slaughtering Chinese. Chinese people are good at copycats. You must have a certain ability to identify when buying things. They are from the same origin. I'll kill you if I want. Anyway, without appreciation, you will be ripped off wherever you go.

2. Guidelines for internal emergencies

People have three kinds of emergencies. It is particularly painful to be unable to find the toilet during internal emergencies, so this guideline is also particularly important.

1.? Xiangnan? means toilet in Thai. ?Toilet, washroom? in Thai is pronounced as ?to the south?, so when you are in emergency in Thailand, you must remember to say ?to the south?, not to the north, west or east.

2. Except for those inside large department stores and tourist attractions, many toilets in Thailand charge a fee. The cost ranges from 2-5 beads.

3. Thai toilets, whether in the countryside or in the city, are very clean, even in particularly remote places. The cleanliness and comfort, as well as the complete supply of toilet paper and wash basins, are amazing.

4. The cleaning lady in the Thai toilet is quite tough. She pretends that the man peeing does not exist. She rushes in and starts cleaning the urinal. The first time I met her, I was so shocked. Then I met her again. Everyone turned a blind eye.

5. Don’t forget the time when you go to the toilet. The author once went to the toilet leisurely and looked through the photos taken on the camera. He forgot the time and missed the queue within a few minutes.

6. Don’t go to the toilet in Thai people’s homes. Except for public toilets, Thai toilets generally do not have paper baskets, and there is a small water pipe next to the toilet. The paper baskets in the public toilets are for foreigners. When I was reading a few years ago, I read that Indians wipe themselves clean with their hands after going to the toilet. I couldn't believe it at the time. I didn’t expect Thai people to be like this too. After defecation, wipe the anus with the fingers of your left hand, and then rinse your left hand with water from the water pipe next to the toilet. Therefore, in Thailand and India, never shake hands or greet people with your left hand, otherwise, the other person will think it is a great insult to him. We think they are ridiculous, but in fact they still think we are ridiculous. Why? A Thai person said: Thinking of them using paper to clean, I don’t want to shake hands with them (not only the Chinese, but also all the people who use paper to clean).

Why do Thai people think so? It became clear later.

It turns out that they think that everyone who uses paper to clean and defecate does not wash their hands?! The misunderstanding is that simple. Explain it clearly to them. It dawned on them. oh. It turns out that these people have to wash their hands after wiping with paper. But the problem came immediately, and they began to be puzzled again: you wipe it with paper and then wash your hands with water, we use our hands directly, and then wash our hands with water. Your method is still troublesome. And it’s a waste of resources, and you have to spend money on toilet paper. If you are going to a local's house, remember to check if there is a wastebasket before going to the toilet.

7. Recognize the signs of men and women before proceeding. Not all men are on the left and women are on the right. There are also women on the left and men on the right.

8. Some places also have gender-neutral toilets specifically for boys with transgender tendencies. The figure on the sign is half boy and half girl, half blue and half red

9. What's going on with Nolegs when there are people in the toilet looking outside? I live on Kaoshan Road and I have an emergency on the road and need to find the toilet. I found a gas station, but the toilet door inside was closed and couldn't be pushed open. When I looked down, I couldn't find my feet. Is it too early and the toilet hasn't been opened yet? Or is it malfunctioning? I asked the staff to find out, and a man came to take me in, but it was still closed. I looked down again and saw that I still had no feet, so I said "Nolegs." He didn't respond, everything seemed normal, so I said "Ineedtowait" and he nodded. After a while, the door opened, and someone came out. I went in, and found that it was: a squatting toilet!! No wonder there were people inside but Nolegs!! What a joke_(___)_

3. Tips Guide

Thailand used to be a Western colony, so Thailand is also a country with a tipping culture. Tips are required on the following occasions:

1. Taking pictures with a shemale? Sister?: 40 baht (It used to be 20 baht, but the price has increased. Remember to control the position of your hands and don't put your hands on their shoulders, because they will often force your hands to press their plastic. If you press it, the price will increase by 50 baht.) Commonly used The tip was 20 baht, so I went to the small supermarket to buy some water and exchange a few more.

2. Shamaji (Thai massage): 50 baht (this is really comfortable, much better than those so-and-so in China, give more if it’s comfortable, they are all aunts)

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3. Daily room cleaning at the hotel: 20 baht (just put it under the pillow)

4. Help with carrying bags and moving boxes: 20 baht (basically even when you arrive at the hotel, even if you are like me Such a strong guy can't move it by himself. They are too enthusiastic)

5. Elephant riding: 20 baht (that's what I gave anyway, the guy who commanded the elephant abused the elephant with a hook) Hook the elephant's trunk? The elephant screams "Mom" in pain. I suggest you just give these. Anyway, you paid for it with the pass!)

6. And there are drivers, tour guides, and boatmen. Tips, etc., if you are traveling with a group, it is basically mandatory to include it in the group fee, really awesome! If you are traveling independently, remember to pay it in place. For example, if you rent a speedboat locally according to the guide, if the uncle is good at talking and provides good service, in addition to the rental fee, give him a tip.

7. In the deep-sea diving project, remember to tip. I forgot to tip. This biang’s attitude in the sea is extremely cruel. Fortunately, I have passed the swimming skills. He was also very impatient when taking pictures and pulled my hand. Very hard at the time.

8. Don’t give coins. In Thailand, coins are given to beggars.

4. Hot water guide

1. The hotel needs to know whether there is hot water. Some hotels in Thailand do not have hot water, and there is no kettle in the room. If you like hot water, Friends who take a bath must take this into consideration when booking a hotel. It is better to understand clearly first.

2. There is no need to spend the night at a Thai house.

Thai people generally don’t have hot water in their homes, they only have ice-cold water. However, they love bathing very much, taking baths in the morning and evening, and you have to take a bath too. I went to a Thai home once and never wanted to go there again. I could tolerate taking a cold shower at night, but getting up so early in the morning and asking you to take a cold shower was really unbearable. I guess not many girls can bear it, and maybe not boys either. .

Thai people don’t think that taking a cold shower will make you catch a cold or make you sick. According to traditional Chinese medicine, it is not easy for girls to bathe in cold water, especially to wash their hair. Therefore, when you travel, you must ask in advance whether the hotel has hot water.

When we went to Koh Chang and checked into a hotel, the owner told us that there was no hot water on the entire island! There was no hot water! Later we found out that there are actually some more expensive star-rated hotels, but we are poor students. Can't afford to live there either.

5. Guide to saving money

1. You can sleep in the airport when you arrive at Don Mueang Airport in the early morning, but you need to be able to withstand freezing. There is one big challenge when planning to spend the night at the airport. There are few chairs, the place is small, and the air-conditioning is very strong. Many foreigners sleep on the ground; our children's shoes from China may not be able to withstand it.

2. To watch the transvestite show, you can ask the hotel front desk to book tickets for you at a discount.

3. When shopping on the UnionPay network, you can be exempted from currency conversion fees ranging from 1% to 2%. UnionPay will convert the local currency amount of consumption into RMB, and the bank will deduct the amount of the card holder accordingly. person’s RMB account.

There are UnionPay ATMs all over Thailand. It is recommended to use a Hua Xia Bank card. There is no charge for the first withdrawal every day. Other banks charge. About 95% of ATMs in Thailand accept UnionPay cards to withdraw Thai baht, including 8 local banks such as KasikornBank, BangkokBank, Thai Military Bank (TMB), and Thanachart Bank. ), United Overseas Bank (UOB), Thai Bank (KrungThaiBank), SiamCommercialBank (SiamCommercialBank), Thailand National Savings Bank (Government Savings Bank) and other *** 40,000 ATM machines.

In all major airports, train stations, long-distance bus stations, 7-11 convenience stores, large shopping malls, and tourist attractions in Thailand, there are ATMs of the above banks to provide you with 24-hour withdrawal services. It can be accepted regardless of whether it has the UnionPay logo on it. In addition, all ATM machines located in Suvarnabhumi International Airport and Phuket International Airport in Thailand can accept UnionPay cards! From September 26, 2012, 8 local UnionPay cards in Thailand ATM accepting banks will charge a cash transaction fee for UnionPay cards issued outside Thailand. The fee standard is that 50 baht (approximately RMB 10) will be directly deducted from the cardholder for each ATM cash withdrawal transaction

There is also a According to this theory, the most appropriate thing is to exchange a lot of 100 dollar knives with gang seals at the Bank of China in China, and then directly bring the US dollars to exchange for Thai baht! This is the most cost-effective way. They like the ones with a lot of gang seals. The more money they have, the more it means the dollar has passed through countless arms dealers and drug lords? They have already checked the money for you. The possibility of counterfeit money is very low.

4. Kingpower (King Power Duty Free Shop) money-saving strategy

Kingpower is a must-visit for all teams. If you are in need of shopping, go check it out. Some items are quite reasonably priced, and you can pay with UnionPay. It is said that GUSEE watches are cheaper than those in Hong Kong, and SWAROVSKI watches are half cheaper than those in China. KingPower also has Coach and other brands.

6. The best guide to traveling in Thailand

Eating habits that need most attention

1. You cannot drink alcohol on the day you eat durian, and you cannot eat durian again after drinking alcohol. Otherwise, your stomach will be very uncomfortable and may be dangerous. Remember.

2. Thai people eat spicy food and drink cold water with ice cubes instead of hot water. Children with gastrointestinal problems must pay attention to eating less raw, cold and spicy food and more apples. Less frying, more steaming.

The easiest travel habit

It is best to write down the name of the place you want to go and the street name in English on paper, and ask the hotel staff to translate it into Thai for you. , take it with you, so you can get twice the result with half the effort when asking for directions or taking a taxi. Here are some attractions that I think you can go to

The most important dressing habits to pay attention to

1. It is forbidden to wear revealing clothing when entering the temple. My mother was wearing 7-length trousers with the legs just above her knees. After being seen by the inspector at the ticket gate, she was prohibited from entering and had to put on long trousers before she was allowed to enter.

2. Thai people not only have to take off their shoes at home, but sometimes they also have to take off their shoes before entering some stores. Therefore, before entering the store, you must first check whether there are shoes at the door.

3. You need to take off your shoes not only on the floor tiles, but also on the cement floor, but luckily it is also clean.

4. You generally need to take off your shoes when entering a temple to worship Buddha, except for a few temples that require closed-toe shoes. Therefore, when people go to temples to worship Buddha, they must wear shoes that are easy to take off.

5. Even some bathrooms require you to take off your shoes.

The cheapest airport transportation in Thailand is the train

The walkway from Terminal 1 to Amari Airport Hotel leads to Don Mueang Railway Station, with a train leaving every 0.20-1.5 hours Go to Hua Lamphong Railway Station. It takes less than 10B to get to the city. It is super cheap and can be called the cheapest airport transportation in Thailand.

The most beautiful train station in Thailand, Hua Hin Railway Station

It is one of the oldest train stations in Thailand and is also known as the most beautiful train station in Thailand. There is no ticket check at the train station. Anyone can enter easily. The small train station is also very beautiful. The main color of the train station is red, which is very suitable for taking pictures. A must-visit place for tourists.

Zaduza is the largest weekend flea market in Southeast Asia

Although it is very large, I do not recommend shopping at Zaduza market because although there are many shops inside, the items are relatively small. It's messy, there are a lot of second-hand goods, the quality is rough, and the price is not low. It's still okay to see.

The most interesting place is Khao San Road (Khao San Road)

It is very popular at night, and there are many small vendors. The ghosts walking here all wear suspenders and shorts for women, and men They all wear vests and pants, which are very sexy. In fact, there are only 2 or 3 streets with about 50 bars. Looking back, it is very unforgettable.

The most worth buying Dongdong Bra

Triumph/Wacoal Bra in Thailand is 1/3 the price in China, but the style is slightly older, and if it fits, it is cost-effective. It is recommended to buy at Emporium (E5), there are many styles, and the long-term discount is 20-20%. There are many styles in ZEN and CENTRALWORLD. But the above two brands are not the best. As far as I know, they are higher-end underwear, such as Ji Longxue, BSC, etc., with larger cups and quite good materials.

The most commercial floating market, Damnoen Saduak

The best time to go is 07:00-09:00 in the morning, and the best time to leave in Bangkok is 5:00 in the morning.

1. It is about 110 kilometers west of Bangkok. All local travel agencies in Bangkok offer half-day tours, which cost about 300 yuan.

2. If you hire a taxi yourself, the fare is about 2,000 yuan and the journey takes about 1.5 hours.

The most famous transvestite show in Bangkok, Calypso Cabaret Show

The Calypso Cabaret Show mainly imitates the performances of the famous British Spice Girls singing group, including dance, singing and comedy. , the show is wonderful and very realistic.

Take the BTS to S6 Saphan Taksin Station, and then take a boat to Wat Worachanyawas, but there are no boats at night, so I recommend taking a taxi or tuk-tuk, which is not very expensive. There is a Ferris wheel nearby, tell them Calypsoshow, they all know about it.

The sunniest orange fruit

Thailand’s orange fruit is the sunshine fruit. It tastes particularly good. You must buy a bottle and try it.

Lumphini Boxing Stadium, the most famous place for Muay Thai in Thailand

Lumphini Boxing Stadium, the most famous place for Muay Thai in Thailand, is located near the subway Lumphini Station and is available on Tuesdays, Fridays and Saturdays. The games all start at 5 or 6 o'clock in the evening. Legend has it that Tuesday’s game is the most exciting. One ticket allows you to watch 8 to 10 games in a row, and the games become more exciting as you go further. There is no air conditioning inside, so feel the heat wave!

Tickets: 1,000B for the outer area, 1,500B for the medium area, and 2,000B for the inner area. I heard it would be much cheaper to buy it from a local or a travel agency.

The most common convenience store is 7-11

There are 7-11s all over Bangkok. They have basically everything, such as toilet paper, sanitary napkins, etc. There is no need to bring them. I think they are essential. The ones to take are: medicine (including stomach medicine, diarrhea medicine, heatstroke medicine, allergy treatment medicine, wind oil essence? Mosquitoes are not afraid of mosquito coils, etc.), and if conditions permit, it is best to bring a mosquito net (these are sold on Taobao) Mongolian yurt-style (about 70 yuan), the clothes should be light and light, it is hot there, but it is best to bring light long clothes and pants, and travel shoes, on the one hand, you can protect yourself from the sun, and most importantly, to ward off mosquitoes.