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What is the connotation of ICBC?

Question 1: What do girls mean when they say ICBC? If you give birth to a boy, you need to buy him a house, a car, and a wife. It requires a lot of money, so it is China Construction Bank. If you give birth to a girl, you need to marry someone and receive a bride price. It is similar to a market transaction, so it is Industrial and Commercial Bank of China. Some say it is China Merchants Bank, which means the same thing.

Question 2: What does the woman mean when she says ICBC? It depends on the situation. If it refers to a joke I saw before. ICBC just loves C but not C. . . Do you understand?

Question 3: What does IBIC mean? Industrial and merchandising Bank of China: ICBC ("Love will or will not survive"!)

Question 4: Girlfriend When I refused to open a room, she replied: What does ICBC mean? Industrial and Commercial Bank of China, its English name is: Industrial and commercial Bank of China, abbreviated as ICBC, I=love, C=fuck, B=no, C=fuck, all together. Do you like it or not?

Question 5: What does ICBC’s income mean? CFT refers to transfers or deductions from Tenpay. If I apply for a cash withdrawal from Tenpay, the credit information of CFT will be displayed. That is the initials of the three words "Tenpay".

Tenpay is a payment tool of QQ Company, similar to Taobao’s Alipay.

Question 6: I persuaded her to go home early, and she replied to me with a message from Industrial and Commercial Bank of China. What does it mean? The abbreviation of ICBC is ICBC... Some jokes are interpreted as: Love can't be saved. Cun, this is taken from the pinyin abbreviation of I C B C. So there are many words starting with C in Pinyin. Try to love C or not C. Which common words can be combined with this C to help you understand? That’s what it means

Question 7: What does ICBC Savings mean? So it is the smallest branch, which is the lower level unit of the branch. It’s similar to a branch office, or even a little lower than it, and many businesses can’t be handled

Question 8: What does fcps of ICBC mean? 1, fcps means Fuel-Cell Power System fuel tank power supply system

2. As for ICBC, it means Industrial and Commercial Bank of China

Question 9: What does XR Industrial and Commercial Bank of China mean? The allotment is over and trading resumes today! Price ex-rights~~~

According to the allocation of 0.45 shares for every 10 shares, 2.99 yuan per share~~Allotment~~

That is, you have 1,000 shares that can be sold for 2.99 45 shares~

But the closing price a few days ago was 5 yuan

Today’s resumption price was directly ex-rights to 4,91 yuan~

In addition, the industrial and commercial market has been suspended for the past few days. Big drop~~ Opening today~ Directly opened at 4.42 lower limit, making up for the drop~~

I also have some in my hand~~~Hey~~ I would have sold them for 5 yuan if I had known~

Question 10: What does ICBC’s CFT mean? The abbreviation of Tenpay is WeChat transfer.