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I heard Xiao You wrote six songs to scold Liang Xu. I want to know the name of the song.

Chen, I can't describe you anymore, because you have surpassed the description of the earth people. You are a huge shameless megaphone, a disgrace to Eskimos. You look more worrying than China football. It is said that you are as fat as an elephant. Why don't you say you look like a pig? Pigs are thinner than you! Don't push me, Chen's triangle cemetery, you wicked master. When you went to the zoo, the little orangutan cried at you, standing on his feet, holding his hands, venting his ass and farting in his mouth. Then he told his mother how this boy looks like my long-lost cousin. I think the only way to help you is to sell yourself and bury yourself. Don't be ashamed, okay? I really feel inferior for you. You are lame when you walk, and you don't wear shoes. Call me grandpa when you meet people, and call yourself a spy. What are you pretending to be, Jet Li?

Chen, your language is not lethal. Holding five big coins, you have a very satisfactory day. Your face is as long as a mineral water bottle. Chen, you have no culture. Didn't anyone teach you how to be a man? I know you are mentally retarded and out of control, but I really want to see it. Did you fucking drink too much at Sanlu? Why can't you speak directly from the anus without going through the brain? You get what you pay for, and you're not hungry after eating porridge. Look at your heart, there is no classic of you at the scene of the accident. There is a big plate on your two lips. You are the best example of a failed abortion. You look like a steamed stuffed bun, and you look like a steamed stuffed bun in any way. There are some things you should know. The sky is used for wind and rain; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; Chen is used to stew vermicelli. I've seen ugly ones, and I've never seen anyone as ugly as you. Only your existence can set off the beauty of the world. You are so white, especially your brain. Stick Chen's photo on the wall to ward off evil spirits during the day and contraception at night. Your mouth and chrysanthemum are connected only by a rectum, and your mother and Mars amoeba are born with a lot of goods. I scold you for not pretending to laugh. What are you laughing at? Just like drinking diabetes. There is a dog next door to my house. If one day I bring it to have a nest with you, you will get married.

You are more beautiful without makeup, and being a ghost is better than being a man. A dog bites a shadow, and no one hears it. I can't cure you today Even if I didn't study veterinary medicine, you rode a whole little mantis motorcycle on the road that day. You're out of gas. Take it home. You didn't scare the old lady sweeping the street backwards. You grab a telephone pole in the street, lift your hind legs, take a piss, and see what virtue you are. There are no words at all, and idleness is better than anyone else. You should still have some self-knowledge. You bit Lv Dongbin, but you don't know what to do. You are young in the world and old in the world. You say you know everything. On that day, Chen had two dollars in his pocket. He insisted on going to the night market and bought two kilograms of sticky bean bags stuffed with sauerkraut. He also bought a bag of raccoon noodles with the remaining piece, which also gave him a new taste and even forced Q to taste like a barbecue.