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Short Tales is a collection of jokes. The old topic was written by Su Shi, but it was actually entrusted by others. Lu Xun said that it was written to "ridicule the world and sometimes get sick"

Su Shi (103765438+1October 8-1August 24), with the word Zizhan and the word Hezhong, was called "Dongpo layman" by the world. Famous writers, painters, poets, gourmets and representatives of wild poets in the Northern Song Dynasty. Han nationality, from Luancheng, Meizhou (now Meishan, Sichuan, Meishan City, Northern Song Dynasty). According to historical records, Su Shi was more than eight feet three inches long. Su Shi is an open-minded person with a broad mind. Su Shi is the eldest son of Su Xun. In the second year of Jiayou (1057), he joined his younger brother Su Zhe as a scholar. Dali was appointed as the judge and signed the book Fengxiang House. In the second year of Xining (1069), he returned to the DPRK after the expiration of his father's funeral system and sued the court for being a judge. Disagree with Wang Anshi's political views, oppose the implementation of the new law (not completely disagree, but partially agree), oppose it in the early stage, go deep into the people in the later stage, understand the benefits of the new law, and favor the good aspects of the new law instead. ), from outside, out of Hangzhou. Move to Mizhou (now Zhucheng, Shandong Province) and Xuzhou. In the second year of Yuanfeng (1076), he was involved in Wutai poetry case, and was responsible for granting Huangzhou (now Huanggang, Hubei Province) an assistant ambassador. He was placed in this state and was not allowed to sign books or official documents. Empress Dowager Zhe Li Zong came to the DPRK and was reinstated as Langfengzhi Dengzhou (now Penglai, Shandong Province); Four months later, he was transferred to the doctor of does; Less than ten days after taking office, besides his daily life, he also moved to Mr. Sheren in Zhongshu, and also moved to Zhi Zhi Patent (Grade II) of Hanlin University to know the tribute of does. Yuan You four years (1089), out of Hangzhou, then changed to Yingzhou, Yangzhou and Dingzhou. In the eighth year of Yuan You (1093), he was ruled by the philosopher, was demoted to Huizhou (now Huiyang, Guangdong), and later joined the Changhua Army (now Danzhou, Hainan). Hui Zong acceded to the throne and returned to the north after being pardoned. Zhong Jian Yuan (1 10 1) died in Changzhou (now Jiangsu) and was buried in Yucheng County (now jia county, Henan) at the age of 66. He, his father Su Xun (1009- 1066) and his brother Su Zhe (1039-165438) are all famous for their literature, and they are also called "Three Sus". It is the same as "Cao San and his son" (Cao Cao, Cao Pi, Cao Zhi) at the end of Han Dynasty. "Three Sus" are three of the eight great writers in Tang and Song Dynasties, and they are the general names of the eight great prose writers in Tang and Song Dynasties, namely Han Yu and Liu Zongyuan in Tang Dynasty, Ouyang Xiu, Su Xun, Su Shi, Su Zhe, Wang Anshi and Ceng Gong in Song Dynasty. (divided into two Tang families and six Song families). As an outstanding poet, he created a bold style of ci, and was called "Su Xin" with the outstanding poet Xin Qiji. In poetry, he and Huang Tingjian are both called "Su Huang". Su Shi's works include Seven Episodes of Dongpo, Dongpo Yuefu, Before and After Chibi Fu and so on. Politically, it belongs to the old party with Sima Guang as its leader. He made great achievements in calligraphy, and was called "Song Sijia" with Huang Tingjian, Mi Fei and Cai Xiang (some scholars think it was Cai Jing). There are inevitably some political thoughts in poetry.