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Look at people crying, talk about tears. Let people cry when they see it.
I am a cloud in the sky. If I occasionally project into your heart, you don't have to be surprised, let alone disappear in an instant with joy.
No one has ever seen a deep-sea fish shed tears, so they think it won't be sad, because it lives at the bottom of the deep sea, and people can't see it shed tears.
4. Now I finally understand that I have survived the gale in Wan Li, thousands of lives and the years of poetry and wine, but I can't survive your eyes.
Sometimes, the person who suits you best is the person you least expect.
6. Flowers dance and cry, flowers cry and petals fly. Flowers bloom for whom to thank, and flowers fall for whom to grieve.
7. I knew it was so embarrassing, why didn't I know it at the beginning? Li Bai's autumn wind poems
8. Men always want to keep the red flag at home and the colorful flags fluttering outside.
9. You can forgive everyone during the day, but not at night. I can't resist the feeling of difficulty breathing and rapid heartbeat in the middle of the night. I don't want to cry, I want to hug.
10, I have disturbed you before, and I won't bother you again. Just pretend that the wind has never blown, you have never been here, and I have never loved. Let's have a joke about liking you.
1 1, be careful everywhere, we are afraid that we will not even be friends if we are not careful.
12, I'm silly waiting for your reply. When I don't see your reply, I will feel that there is something wrong with my mobile phone or there is no signal.
13, inarticulate, indifferent to everything, not deliberately catering to anyone, not pleasing anyone, arrogant, slow but emotional, not too sad or too happy.
14, what's your mood now? Treat me and tolerate all your bad temper.
15. Love is a gamble. Gambling too much, afraid of losing; If you bet too little, you are afraid of failure.
16, bullshit, they say it's love. I heard it and smelled it, but no one saw it.
17, it is best not to meet, so you can not fall in love; It's best not to know each other, so as not to miss each other.
18, I leave the most extravagant time for you to squander, just to make you remember me all your life.
19, I want to write I miss you on a stone and throw it in your face, then you will know how much I miss you.
20. At the beginning, love was faint and intense, but now it's just a heartbreaking pain, and love is gone.
2 1, my world, because of you, even the roadside scenery is beautiful.
22. If I hadn't met you, if I hadn't fallen in love with you, if I didn't believe it, maybe I wouldn't be who I am now.
23, don't cry poor, because no one will give you money; Don't shout tired, because no one will help you; Don't want to cry, because no one cares; Don't give up because no one wants you to win.
24. If you don't have the courage to say what you can't say, rot in your heart.
25. The more successful people work harder, the luckier they are. And I just need to encourage them in my heart. After all, that's who I am. The person I like must be excellent.
26. Don't look back, why not forget? Since there is no chance, why curse today? Such as water, no trace, no stranger tomorrow.
27. I don't want to cry, but my tears are flowing. I laugh every day. Do you think I'm really doing well?
28. I have worked for you all my life, but you gave him all your tenderness.
29. The Phoenix that once played here, so that this place is named after them, failed to keep the appointment and waited all night. From then on, Wan Li cried.
30, some things don't let it become a memory before we have the ability to do it.
3 1, some wounds, no matter how long it takes, still hurt when touched, and some people still remember it no matter how long it takes.
32. Since everyone has decided to leave, what the fuck is love? Love is harmless.
33. Giving up is not a whim, but all kinds of disappointments accumulate together and finally erupt in silence. There was no sound or noise, so I gave up quietly.
34. Close the hasty book of youth, leaving only broken memories.
35. Is there such a person who once occupied your life, but now he will feel embarrassed even to say hello?
36. I know neither you nor I are wrong, but it would be better to let go.
37. In the bleak scene, there is your most beautiful shadow. Elegance means quicksand, and soon you will be old.
39. Everyone has a story in his heart. Or sad, or happy Still unforgettable. But no matter what, I won't touch it again.
40, young face, always unable to stir, listening to empty songs, open Chiba's thoughts.
4 1, you are not really happy, your smile is just the protective color you wear. I know that even if we know each other hundreds of times, you still won't like me. The desolation of the land is full of the sadness you gave.
42. Love sometimes feels like being drunk. The mind is clear, but the behavior is out of control.
43. I don't have time, because there are still many things I want to say to you, but I can't say them, so I can only keep them in my heart.
44, there is a person, you really want him to be happy, so you would rather not be happy.
45. We are all practicing smiling, so that we can turn ourselves into people who dare not cry. A person is also used to pretending to be strong, laughing in front of others and being miserable behind others.
46. The moon under the sea is the moon in the sky, and the person in front of you is a sweetheart. Always be a spectator, but people are people in the play.
47. I would like to accompany you in pairs to say goodbye to this song.
48. Half-life fate is a dilemma, and acacia is like snow all over the sky. Drunk dreams return to the place where the rain falls, and the Millennium reincarnation is beautiful.
49. Over the years, I was never the name you suddenly called out when you were drunk. I just stood on your right for so many years, chatting with you and growing up with you.
At that moment, I understood that you don't love me. And everything is just my wishful thinking.
5 1, you never know how much the person who avoids your eyes and pretends to ignore you cares about you.
52. Many people come into your life just to teach you a lesson and then turn around and leave.
It definitely makes people cry. Tell me about it.
1. The heart does not move. It doesn't hurt.
2. Love and not love are sins, and you should dry your tears if you want to go.
The ending of the story is always beautiful, and the ending of reality is always sad. . .
The affection between you and me is broken because of his appearance!
Life always makes us black and blue, but in the end, those injured places will definitely become our strongest places.
6. Women are most afraid that their men will abandon her on the day they lose face.
7. I loved and hurt, and finally I realized that I had gone the wrong way.
8. It's not as simple as you think to look down on everything.
9. I said I forgot, and it didn't hurt, because I loved it too much. /I smiled and forgave, because it was worth it for you.
10. Why can't I love you, because having is the beginning of losing.
1 1. I really decided to let go. I really want to forget you. Goodbye. 、
12. I forgot to let you know that there are too many tears and too little warmth. If love is not so beautiful, I forget to hug myself.
13. Every cigarette is filled with an already empty heart.
14. I almost forgot that I was still alive.
15. I smiled and looked at everyone's different expressions in the colorful.
16. Don't let our love lose time again, ok?
17. I can't feel your breath in the city where you breathe.
18. Sometimes, I feel really tired, very tired … but I have never told anyone …
19. Unconsciously, I suddenly have a feeling that I can't love, not love.
20. The original unsuitability is the most painful possession.
2 1. Maybe it's the marriage in the last life, maybe it's the fate in the next life. Meeting in this life is a mistake, and it will only increase fruitless resentment.
22. Who promised me several worlds, but failed me several worlds? Who gave me a colorful dream, but gave me empty happiness?
23. Look at this uneasy world with a calm heart!
24. People who are passionate will be moody, and it is inevitable that they will suffer because they pay too much.
You will think of me inadvertently in the future. Please don't forget that I once loved you deeply.
26. It turns out that I really don't want anything, just like before.
27. Rushing out of the heart to see the world, there is a kind of calmness called "no smoke without waves". Inner peace is a kind of nobility and dignity!
28. When the time is right, the place is right, and the feelings are right, I find that the person is wrong.
29. I believe that no matter how beautiful love is, it can't last forever.
30. If someone asks, forget not to explain, don't feel sad, you know.
3 1. Love is sometimes short, just like the moment when a meteor passes by.
Never fall in love with another person is not a memory, but the essence.
33. Being in love for a long time is not love, but dependence. Then when you lose, it's not pain, but giving up.
34. There are many roads in life, and it is impossible for everyone to complete them.
35. I gradually get used to a person's life, become silent, become indifferent, and don't want to talk or watch.
36. Loneliness attacks the chest, but love lingers outside the door.
The sadness of lovelorn makes me want to cry.
The sadness of lovelorn makes me want to cry at first sight:
1. I thought it would last forever, but it was just an accidental encounter. You are the sand blown into my eyes, which blurs my eyes and can't see the sky clearly. This is a busy ending, not the whole city or this country, but everything to me. What do you want, a lifetime together or a good life? All I want is a simple but stable life. Love to the wall, flowing water under the bridge; The best happiness is the care you give.
For so many years, I have been learning one thing, that is, I don't look back, I only regret what I didn't do and I don't regret what I did. Every step of life needs to pay a price. I got what I wanted and lost what I didn't want to lose. But all the people in this world, who is not like this?
If she had not met him, where would she be now? Whose shoulder will you lean on? Who will be happy, who will be happy?
Maybe, to the world, you are just one person. But to me, you are the world. When you are here, you are everything. When you are away, everything is yours. Miss your mood, very melancholy. If I let the memory stop spreading, will my thoughts stop with the end of the memory? Actually, I don't want much, but you love me. Or, please remember that I love you. If you are well, it will be sunny.
The beauty of pearls is the result of polishing pearls with blood and meat. Love, sometimes. There may be pain, even separation of flesh and blood. However, in the end, the endurance of pearl mussels will make pearls dazzling.
6. In fact, the beauty of life's journey, left in the depths of memory, will become an eternity. However, there is no regret for missing the scenery of the small station. Those who are destined to meet will meet again, and those who are destined to wait for you will meet again. Just like your love, it will definitely wait for your arrival and meet you not far away.
7. If there is an afterlife, I want to be a string of stars all over the sky and turn them into eternity without sadness or joy. Half peacefully in the soil, half flying in the wind, very silent and proud, never relying on or looking for it. If there is an afterlife and no one loves me, I will try to be a lovely person. Don't blame anyone, don't laugh at anyone, don't envy anyone, run in the sun, dream your own dreams and go your own way.
8. I am used to using words to soothe all wounds. I always want to find everything in the past in words, but I am afraid to recall it. I'm afraid that what I once had will be the witness of my loneliness today. So I kept wandering on the dividing line between learning to forget and continuing to remember, and finally lost myself and hesitated about tomorrow. In fact, I am lonely, but I don't want to say it, relying on the smile of the night.
9. When a person is willing to tolerate everything about you, feel sorry for the pain you have paid for your feelings, silently accompany you to bear the emotional tempering, encourage you to get out of the haze and make you happy every day. This person asks you to be grateful, grateful. Only those who love you deeply can make a person who is selfish about love do such behavior. He has no obligation to pay for the actions of people who have nothing to do with himself. He has no obligation to be responsible for your other feelings.
10. Maybe running a love depends not on time, but on touching each other! And what can bring that kind of touch is often what we haven't got yet.
The sadness of lovelorn talk about love at first sight;
0 1 ╰ All people are going to get married. Why should we feel sorry for the love that has a shelf life?
I want to shout, shall we be together at the end of the world?
Cherish what is worth remembering. Not worth remembering. Let's forget it sometime.
Whenever I laugh, my heart is crying desperately, and I can't find a reason to forget.
I still love him as much as I did at the beginning.
The game is over. That's it. It's time to blacken. Cherish wealth.
If we can exchange souls, we will give up everything for you.
Please allow me to be infatuated again, and I will forget him later, forever.
I still believe your natural lies and happiness is still possible.
10 Some pains should be forgotten in time, so don't give yourself such a big burden.
1 1 It's good to be used by people, but it's really sad that nobody cares.
12 Many lingering moments are just moments, and many moments are real lingering.
13 used to walk at night. Even in the face of sunshine, I still feel lonely.
14 How sorry I am to wait for him for three years.
Your face was so ugly in the light of 15, and I didn't realize it was just my illusion until it disappeared.
16 I can't hear you. I can't hear how good you are with her. I only hear my heart breaking.
17 now I really understand that I exist only to fill your emptiness!
18 warmed me in cold blood. Why didn't you tell me? The price paid is heartache.
19 don't live in other people's mouths, don't live in other people's eyes, just live in yourself.
With love, I believe we will last for a long time, and I also believe in you. I will wait for you for a year or two.
2 1 Just my people. I won't give you to anyone again. It's already very troublesome.
Love is tired, so from this moment on, stop loving and wish you happiness.
There are two kinds of men. One is lewd and the other is very lewd.
I don't expect you to love me as much as I love you. I just hope I won't forget your world.
What you said about quitting smoking is the same as what I said about losing weight. . This will never happen.
Time will still change, and nothing will accompany you forever.
I tried many times and finally got the answer that happiness comes from myself.
Now my world and people around me, I think I can count them with one hand.
I don't deserve to love you. How can I atone?
Time passed and the memory was erased. Do you remember the face that cried for you?
3 1 Dear, you always talk about your life casually. How many lifetimes do you have?
I don't regard me as a tool to relieve boredom, I want to be happy.
Do you love me? I want to know. . Because I don't know if I love you or not.
I locked the door of my heart and lost my key with all my strength.
Maybe time can forget everything, but it can't forget the touch.
36 _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _, I would like to die for the sake of fame and recall his disdainful indifference.
37 ◆ ◇?瀹瀹瀹瀹瀹has killed everything in Russia, including Russia's love for you.
It's time to split up Without your cooperation, the game should not be a fiasco.
39 (り Did the leaf leave because the wind chased it or because the tree didn't keep it?
He's like a kite with a broken thread. He's gone and never comes back.
When I lean on my shoulder, I can feel all my tenderness.
When I was with him, he asked me to eat more every time I ate. He always said I was too thin.
I really want to see you coquetry, catch a cold and make a fool of yourself together.
Love you so persistently, out of love or unwilling?
One day you will understand that people should love themselves first. I can't love you with nothing.
If love never comes, if dreams never break, if hearts never break, then am I still the person you know?
If there are extra tickets now, will you go with me?
If one day, I disappear, I don't ask you to look for me crazily, as long as you miss me occasionally, you will be satisfied.
I really like you. Why did it end like this?
If my leaving can bring you relief, I would rather choose death.
Wechat friends circle makes people feel sad and want to cry.
1, while I was still stubborn and heartless, you hurt me so hard that I saw you as a scum.
2. How many people always like to see the nearest visitor and expect that person to appear.
3. Being modest on the road of life means being broad, overcoming all difficulties and removing all entanglements.
4. You may fail. You can cry. But you can't lose courage and confidence in yourself.
Imagine that you have no use value that day. How many close friends will you have?
6. I practiced sprinting in junior high school. The teacher said: You run fast, but you are not the fastest. Do you know why? Because when you are running, you have to turn your head to see how fast the people next to you are running, which not only distracts your energy, wastes time, but slows down. Since childhood, we love to compare ourselves, look around, be jealous and angry, and make ourselves worse. He's right: all you have to do is keep an eye on your runway and go all out as soon as the gun goes off.
7, some words and don't say it is hurt, some people will leave if they stay or not. If I give up, it's not because I lost, but because I understand.
8. A person's talent is like water in a sponge. Without external pressure, it will never flow out. After flowing out, the sponge can absorb new sources.
9. Fate, I won't give in to you. You wait, I will, I will.
10, learn to get rid of hooligans and have your own wonderful.
20 19qq is sad. I want to cry when I say it.
1. Losing is much more terrible than not getting it, because it is called having many processes.
I feel sorry for every unhappy child who is still laughing.
The society is very realistic, and few people sympathize with your confusion and depression.
It's really hard to like someone who doesn't belong to you. It doesn't even make sense to be jealous.
5. Many relationships will break up naturally without the wind blowing.
6. Emotionally, we are not good actors. I can't hide my love, and you can't show enthusiasm.
7. I obviously like you, but I have to pretend to play jokes on you and others.
8. He put a knife in your heart and said I love you, but you covered your wound with pain and squeezed out a smile and said to him, I want to hear one more sentence: I love you.
9. I waited for you with my youth, and all I got was one sentence: Don't make trouble.
10. Sometimes I always feel indifferent, but when everything becomes a memory, I find that I can't bear this feeling of loss.
1 1. It is often much more expensive for a woman to love a man than for a man to love a woman. Sometimes it takes a lifetime.
12. I dare not bother you more and more. Your indifference makes me feel so cheap to take the initiative.
13. How did the embarrassed self pass by with a smile?
14. Don't be too curious. Don't go through the comments and space messages of people you care about. You'll feel like nothing.
15. Send a lot of spatial dynamics just to get his attention, but I don't know that he has blocked it.
16. Don't stay if you can't stay. People who don't care about you would rather dig it out of their hearts than expect more.
17. The humblest thing is love, and the coolest thing is the unpopularity.
18. Insecure children love music very much and are afraid of the dark, but they are used to staying up late. They like to hide their real worries and clothes in their pockets, otherwise they will not know where to put their hands, get used to hugging their arms, get used to the cold war, and sometimes they will suddenly be at a loss, like to open windows, like to curl up, like to write and read, and sometimes they will feel inexplicable loneliness, irresistible fear and reticence.
19. Even if you know that he is full of lies, don't you accompany him to finish filming this scene.
20. He is the person I loved, even though he was so bad and disappointing.
2 1. He found that his wife was a little different recently, because she always looked at her mobile phone when she was angry. After watching the mobile phone, my wife is much calmer and even in a good mood. His sixth sense told him that his wife must be having an affair. He was desperate and gave her a deadly poison. After she died, he turned on her mobile phone, and there was no ambiguous message in it. Only in the memo, he found a sentence, and when he was angry, he would have a stomachache.
22. Recalling the past hurts even breathing.
23. Do you know why QQ is the most intimate? Because the people closest to you will also have a one percent chance to leave you.
24. All the sobs converge into one sentence: Nothing.
25. Your hand is the warmth of the whole city that I can't touch, and my heart is the chaos that you don't know.
26. I hope you can remember someone who loved you deeply and loved you as much as life after many years.
27. Some people, you never have to wait.
28. Don't wait for me to stop thinking about you, stop thinking about you, stop thinking about you, stop shaking my heart when I hear your name, stop waiting for me to give me information, stop chatting with you, stop pestering you, stop scolding you, and stop waiting for me to get used to your absence.
29. Never knowing how to cherish what you have is a common problem for everyone.
30. Give yourself a break and try to make love have a way out.
3 1. Will it be a crying face to take off the stubborn mask?
32. Sorry, the other party has deleted you, please add it again.
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