I'm in a bad mood ... who can tell me a joke or an interesting story to praise it?

Zhuge Liang is a master of eight stunts, one of which is ventriloquism. It is said that Zhuge Liang discussed with Liu Bei in his account this day. Zhuge Liang suddenly wanted to fart, but he was afraid of being heard by Liu Bei. I'm really sorry. He had a brainwave and said, "Master, I call you like a woodpecker. How about adjusting the atmosphere?" Liu Bei nodded. Zhuge Liang barked twice in imitation of a woodpecker and took the opportunity to fart. Then he asked, "What's the matter, master? Do I learn like it? " Liu Bei said, "Learn it again. You farted too loudly just now. I didn't hear it. "

I got drunk last night, and I felt embarrassed when I got up today.

So I called my brother and said, "Dude, I'm really sorry. I drank too much last night. "

The friend replied, "Brother! Getting drunk is human nature, but you threw my hamster out last night and shouted, get it! Pikachu! My hamster hasn't come back yet ... "

Hope to adopt