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A short script seeking the theme of youth campus
Characters: Lu Xi, Fang Xiaoyue, Chen Ran, Aring Zhang, Liu Yunfeng
Location: classroom, with scattered chairs.
From the first
curtain, Liu Yunfeng was reading idly in the classroom. On the tears of Lu and the Aring Zhang, the two crossed, and Aring Zhang greeted him. Tears of Lu made a formal dinner party and went to a vacant seat and sat down.
Aring Zhang told the audience: Gee, what's the big deal? Didn't he just win the first-class scholarship? You ignore me, I don't want to ignore you yet!
Aring Zhang walks up to Liu Yunfeng and sits down: Hi! Dear, long time no see! Where has Liu Xiong been working recently?
Liu Yunfeng told the audience: Well, I met him again. Aring Zhang, the second son of our class, has classes together every day, and I haven't seen him many times.
Xiang Aring Zhang: Of course I'm in class. You can't find me in the Internet cafe. Hey, I said, why don't you even attend class? Isn't it unexpected that the class meeting can come today?
Aring Zhang: Cough! Class and class meeting can't be generalized! What can I do without class activities? Unlike in class, the old man who didn't go there to teach advanced mathematics for so many days had no idea. What's the point of being on the stage all day?
Liu Yunfeng: Just don't hang up!
Aring Zhang: No, no, what higher education needs is exam-taking skills!
Liu Yunfeng: I don't know who retaken three make-up exams and five make-up exams last semester ... (sarcastically)
Zhang Rui was so embarrassed that he said after a while, but I also admire those nerds, so I kept reading the boring textbooks over and over again! That spirit, it's really ...
(Look at Lu's tears, pouting and disdainful look)
Liu Yunfeng: Look, you are jealous of others!
Aring Zhang: I envy him! Ha ha! Joke! What era is it now, and what other antiques taught in universities can be used in society? A bookworm like him knows nothing but exams, and has no experience in dealing with others. What about successors in the new century?
Lu tears looked up and glared at him.
Liu Yunfeng: Have you had enough? (meaning to shut him up)
Aring Zhang doesn't care: forget it.
When Chen Ran is on the class, Aring Zhang stops her: Hey, Chen Ran, do you know what our class will be about today?
Chen Ran: It seems to be about Mother's Day, right? Mother's Day is coming soon. Will there be an activity in the class? The details will be known when the monitor comes.
Aring Zhang: Oh ... (looking disappointed)
On Fang Xiaoyue, Aring Zhang greeted me from afar: Hey, hey, my monitor, you are really late!
Fang Xiaoyue ignored him: Is everyone here? Let's get started.
everyone looked up at her.
Fang Xiaoyue: Mother's Day is coming. The teacher in the class decided to hold a party. Please write a thank-you letter to your mother, and then choose a program to perform for your mother. We will shoot them all and send them to your mother as a VCD. What do you think?
Chen ran: ok! I'm going to present ... Forget it, I haven't decided yet. I'll talk about it when I get back.
Fang Xiaoyue: What about you, Aring Zhang?
Aring Zhang:-boring!
Fang Xiaoyue: Aring Zhang, please don't be so heartless. Is it easy for your mother to raise you so much? Don't you think this special gift is the best reward for your mother? Your mother will be very pleased to receive this gift!
Aring Zhang: She won't be pleased! She earns a lot of money, and only goes home a few times a month. I guess, she has long forgotten my son!
Chen Ran: No, your mother is too busy. She must have been watching over you.
Aring Zhang: I just hope her old man won't decide to sell me out one day!
Lu Xi: Can you not attend? (Asked suddenly, everyone looked at him in surprise)
Fang Xiaoyue: Why?
Lu tears: I, I really can't perform any programs ...
Chen Ran: No, Lu tears, you sing beautifully!
Lu tears: No, I didn't ...
Aring Zhang interrupted: I didn't have a mother, did I? (thinking humorously)
Lu tears suddenly lifted the table, stood up angrily and looked at Aring Zhang. Everyone was frightened and looked at him nervously. I didn't expect him to go out silently with his bag on his back.
background music plays.
lights out.
Act II
Lu tears silently entered the music, writing something, and the light shot his lonely back on the wall. He wrote sadly, writing and crying. After writing, I folded the letter, wanted to seal it, and then threw it away like a vent, wiping my tears.
Chen Ran accidentally saw a paper ball on the bed. She picked it up curiously, watched it and was moved. Then she sat in a chair and wiped her tears imperceptibly.
(From the time when Lu Tears wrote a letter with a pen to the time when Chen Ran finished reading the letter, the background music was accompanied by the sound of reading the letter)
Mom: Hello!
Today is your holiday. First of all, my son wishes you good health and all the best!
Today, the monitor suggested that we all give our mother holiday wishes. I really wanted to sing your favorite song, but I was really rude and didn't want to attend, and I almost quarreled with my classmates. Now that I think about it, I was too impulsive. You once told me to communicate with everyone calmly and tolerate other people's mistakes, but I really didn't do it ... Besides, people just guessed, and they didn't guess wrong ...
How are you, mom? In the days of separation, I miss you all the time, your smiles and everything you said to me, you know? I'm so lonely now. Every time I meet you in my dream, I will hug you tightly and I won't let you go ... Every time I ask you something, you just smile and don't open your mouth. Mom, why don't you always answer me? Every time I wake up from my dream, I feel so desperate. I really really want to stay in your arms and never wake up ...
Mom, are you happy there? Can you see me there? I believe you will, so I will restrain myself at any time and place according to your requirements, study hard and be a good person, but many times I am far from enough, and I am too naive in the eyes of others, but I will change, please rest assured!
Mom, to be honest, sometimes my son really hates you. How can you just leave irresponsibly, leaving my poor father and me? I'm still young! I can't live without my mother! ! Every time my classmates mention my mother, I feel so sad that I can't even control my hysterical despair-Mom, as long as I can exchange even a few minutes of your life and let you spend this Mother's Day happily, even if my son dies immediately, I will do whatever it takes-Mom, mom, you gave me life and taught me the truth of being a man. Mom, I will live well because you said that I am the continuation of your life.
mom, forgive me for writing off, because I really can't write down now, and my eyes are blocked by tears ... mom, mom-my only mom ... but what's the use? You can't read this letter anyway ... I bought the envelope, but I don't know the postal code of heaven ...
Chen Ran called: Where are you? I am in a hurry! ! (bottom)
Act III
All the students stepped on in turn, and Fang Xiaoyue put on the camera. The atmosphere of the audience seemed a little solemn.
Fang xiaoyue: turn it on. Dear students! Today is our mother's holiday! Just many years ago, my mother gave us life, and then brought us up with great pains. My mother is the greatest hero in the world! Please all students light candles for their mothers and pray for them! I wish our mother health, happiness and happiness forever!
Now, please present your gifts to your mother!
Liu Yunfeng: Mom, it's me, Xiao Feng. Now, I want to tell you a story. "Mother's Heart" A long time ago, a young man fell in love with a cruel girl. He asked her to marry him. The girl said yes, but you must use your mother's heart as a dowry. Without the slightest hesitation, the young man killed his mother, dug out his mother's heart for the sake of his beloved girl, and ran to his girl's house. Perhaps because of his panic, the young man fell down carelessly and accidentally threw his mother's heart on the ground. Without patting the dust on his body, he hurried to see if his heart was broken. Unexpectedly, his mother's heart spoke: Did it hurt, son?
Every time I see this place, I feel guilty. Although I'm not as unfilial as him, I took your time, your hard work, your smile and your money like a robber ... What I want to say is: Mom, I owe you too much, I can't repay it, but I'm determined that I will be your pride!
Aring Zhang Shang: Mom, it's Rui Rui. Really, I'm sorry for you. You work hard to make money every day, but I use the hard-earned money you gave me to go online and play games ... Mom, I was wrong ... Really. I promise you now that I will study hard and won't skip class again ...
Besides, I hurt my classmate Lu Tears the day before yesterday, and now I'd like to apologize to him most sincerely! (leading Lu tears to the stage) Lu tears, I should die! Please forgive me!
two people hug.
Fang Xiaoyue: Lu Xi, do you know? We sent the letter you wrote to your mother for you! Your mother wrote back to you!
Lu Tears looked at them in amazement, and Fang Xiaoyue took out an envelope. Lu Tears opened the letter, and the background music started ...
Liu Mu: Hello Lu Tears, I am Liu Yunfeng's mother, and you are really a sensible child. If only my son were like you ... Son, I am a teacher, and I have had thousands of students in Qian Qian. In their minds, I am playing. I hope you can come to my house often when you have time. You are always welcome in our family!
Fang Mu: Son, I'm Fang Xiaoyue's mother, and I'm also your mother. I'm willing to care about you and take care of you as a mother. I hope you won't be disgusted ... Son, don't be lonely. There are many people who care about you!
Zhang Mu: Lu Xi, I am a businessman and a rash mother. Now I am very willing to be your godmother, and Aring Zhang is your brother ... You should take care of this boy Aring Zhang at school, and I will take you to Pizza Hut every weekend ...
Chen Mu: Hello, I'm Chen Ran's mother. I heard about your situation, really. It's a girl's mother, and now I want another son, will you? From now on, you will come home with my family every weekend, and mom will make you good food!
Lu wept bitterly.
Fang Xiaoyue: Lu Xi, you have a mother, and you have many mothers! We all have the same mother!
When the music started, everyone sang "Mother in the Candlelight"
The curtain fell
pulling others' ~
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