Citrus joke

Liu Qian Le Tong High School

That day, Fang Shuai and Xiangbo and I went to Wu Xiaogu to eat oranges. After school, several of us took up our schoolbags and rode bicycles.

After driving and pedaling for more than ten minutes, we arrived at Wu Xiao's orange orchard. There are so many oranges in their house that they put ours together.

My eyes are blurred, and my mouth is watering when I look at them.

When we were about to pick it, Wu Xiao said, "You can only pick small ones today, do you hear?" I think, this Wu

Small is so stingy. If you haven't picked it yet, let someone else pick a small one. I won't! I looked at a big orange carefully.

The child was chosen. Fang Shuai saw it, she smiled, followed my example and picked a big one. we

Peel off the orange peel, take out the orange petals and throw them into your mouth. Immediately, the two of us shouted in unison: "

Oh, so sour, so sour! Wu Xiao smiled and said, "Sour, you must have stolen a big orange!" " ! "We only have

All right, admit it. Wu Xiao said, "I will choose a sweet one for you." She looked at it again and again and chose a very beautiful one.

Little orange. Peel it off and give me and Fang Shuai half. We ate and shouted, "Alas,

At this time, we were completely convinced and asked Wu Xiao which orange was sweet. She said

"The oranges are not ripe yet, and the skin is small and shiny and sweet." We told the secret.

Xiang Bo: That way, everyone knows what kind of oranges to pick.

We just picked a few, and the ghost Wu Xiao spoke again: "Don't eat the picked oranges, we'll sing later."

Singing, dancing, telling jokes, performing sketches, etc. One program has three oranges, without exception! "We have to

I did it.

The first program is Wu Xiao singing. She always sings out of tune, which makes us laugh. Second section

Mu performed Xinjiang dance and twisted his neck. We looked funny and learned to twist ourselves.

Come on, but it doesn't look like it. It's my turn I think Wu Xiao is very clever and decided to play a trick on her. (expressing surprise, shock, etc.)

Wu Xiao, please answer me two simple questions. She said, "Good." I asked first, "Wu Xiao, do you have it?"

Not as many as pigs? Wu Xiao said: "Of course I don't eat as much as pigs!" " I asked again, "Do you?"

What if the dog runs fast? Wu Xiao said, "How can I make the dog run fast?" Seeing Wu Xiaojin give me a condom, I

Then, he went on to say, "Just now, everyone listened clearly. Wu Xiao can't beat a pig or hide from a dog. Then who is she?

And then what? She is worse than a pig and a dog! "Make you laugh. Wu Xiao stood up angrily and kicked me out.

It's a long way. I lost a lot. No, forget it.

We laughed and ate a lot of oranges, and our stomachs were full. When we go back,

Wu Xiao also sent us a lot of oranges to take home. We really appreciate it.

We went home. To tell the truth, for a long time, I still miss that sweet orange forest.