A joke (riddle) Xiao Quan

A joke (riddle) Xiaoquan

1. Xiaobai looks very much like his brother, so use an idiom

Answer: The truth is revealed

2 Question: Why are pears the hottest fruit?

Answer: Pears (ion) are blanched

3 Question: The hottest fruit in the world Who is the sympathetic anime character

Answer: Doraemon

Why: Because he always extends his round hand to people!

4 Question: The world Who is the darkest anime character on the Internet?

Answer: Or Doraemon

Why: Because he can’t see his fingers

5 A wolf came to the North Pole , accidentally fell into the ice sea, what did it become when it was picked up?

Answer: Betel nut

6. Q: Which chicken in the world is the fastest? What kind of chicken is slow?

A: Kendall Chicken Nuggets (fast) Nicole Kitman (slow)

7. Q: What do African cannibal chiefs eat?

A: Humans!

Q: One day, the chief was ill and the doctor told him to be vegetarian. So what did he eat?

A: Eat a vegetable! ~~

8. Q: What animal is most likely to be stuck on the wall?

A: Sea leopard

9. Q: Fatty from What will happen if you fall off the 12th floor?

A: Fat man

10. Q: Who will help you to eat when you are full?

A: Flying dragon, because flying dragons are added to the sky

11. Q: A puppy died while traveling in the desert. How did he die?

A: He was suffocated to death because there were no telephone poles to pee in the desert. The short list of cold jokes (riddles) - Guest made me feel cold.

Q: A puppy traveled in the desert and found a telephone pole, but still suffocated to death. Why?

A: "No urination allowed here" is posted on the electric pole.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There was nothing posted on it. In the end, I was still suffocated, why?

A: Many puppies were waiting in line, but they didn’t wait.

Q: A puppy was traveling in the desert and found a telephone pole. There was nothing posted on it, and there was no queue. When we arrived, we still choked to death. Why?

A: Because there are two beautiful dog girls behind him, he is embarrassed.

12. Q A triangular tree was sent to the North Pole to be planted... When you grow up, what is the name of that tree?

A... Trigonometric function ( Hanshu)............

13. Q: Boss, don’t you call this beef noodles? Why isn’t there even beef?!

< p> A: They still call it wife cake. Could it be that when you buy it, you get a wife as a gift?!

14. Q: The white horse is called white horse, the black horse is called black horse, black and white. A horse is called a zebra, so what is a black, white, and red horse called?

A: It’s a shy zebra, haha

15. Q: One day, there was a matchstick on its head It was very itchy, so I scratched it, and my head started to burn. Then he was taken to the hospital. After coming out of the emergency room, guess what happened

A: Cotton swab, because the head was bandaged.

16. Q: Why are silkworm babies so rich?

A: Because... silkworms can spin cocoons (frugal)

17. Q: Wolf , tiger or lion, who will definitely be eliminated when playing the game?

A: Wolf, because: Momotaro (eliminates the wolf)

18. Q The English name for one finger is ONE, two The English name for one finger is TWO, and by analogy, the English name for four fingers is four, so what is the English name for the four bent fingers?

Answer A: WONDERFFUL (Bent FOUR) < /p>

19. Q Xiaobai + Xiaobai =?

Answer A: Little White Rabbit (Xiaobai TWO):

20. Q What is the surname of Qu Yuan’s wife? ?

A’s surname is Chen, because of the surname Qu Chen (Chen)

21. Q. What line do monkeys hate the most?

A parallel lines because they do not intersect (banana)

22. Q: A rabbit races with a fast tortoise. Guess who wins?

A: Rabbit ~~

Q: Wrong~! It's a tortoise. It was said earlier that it's a tortoise that runs very fast. It runs very fast~~

Q: The rabbit was unwilling to give in and raced with a tortoise wearing sunglasses again. Who is this time? Win pull?

A: Well, a complete collection of cold jokes and riddles - the guest made me feel cold. . Rabbit Bar

Q: Wrong~~! That turtle took off his sunglasses, too! It’s that fast turtle again

2. You can eat winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, and pumpkin. Which melon can’t be eaten?

Answer: Fool

3. There are 6 steamed buns in the basin. Each of the 6 children is assigned 1 steamed bun, but there is still 1 steamed bun left in the basin. Why? Answer:

The last child took the basin away together

4. Can you turn ice into water as quickly as possible? Answer:

Remove two dots from the word "ice" and it becomes "water".

5. What is the relationship between your grandfather’s son’s father, mother, aunt, aunt, uncle, and uncle?

Answer: Relatives!

6 Dongdong, who is in first grade, has never studied foreign languages, so why can he write foreign characters?

Answer: He wrote Arabic numerals.

7. Is the black chicken or the white chicken more powerful?

Answer: Black chicken. Because black chickens will lay white eggs, white chickens will not lay black eggs!

8. Why did the teacher know that Xiaobao’s father was left-handed as soon as he saw him?

Answer: Because there are five marks on his right face.

9. When you killed an animal, why did it bleed your own blood?

Answer: Because you killed a mosquito that was sucking your own blood

< p> 10. There is something that you can hold with your left hand but not with your right hand. What is this thing?

Answer: His right hand

11. The mantis invited the centipede and the gecko to his home as guests. While cooking, he found that the soy sauce was gone. The centipede volunteered to go out to buy it, but he didn't see him for a long time. What happened?

Answer: After opening the door, I found the centipede still sitting at the door putting on shoes

12. In winter, the baby is afraid of the cold and refuses to take off his hat when he gets inside. But when he saw someone, he took off his hat obediently. Who was that person?

Answer: Barber [from 126163.com.cn]

13. Lao Wang shaves forty or fifty times a day, but he still has a beard on his face. What is the reason?

Answer: Lao Wang is a barber

14. There is a word that everyone will mispronounce when they see it. What is this word? Answer:

This is the word "wrong"

15. Who does Xiaohua look most like at home?

Answer: Myself

16. What are the uses of egg shells?

Answer: Used to wrap egg whites and egg yolks.

17. What did you break that everyone applauded?

Answer: World record

18. There is a candle and a kerosene lamp on the table. Which one should be lit first?

Answer: Matches

19. When the elephant in the zoo died, why did the administrator cry so hard?

Answer: Because he thought of digging such a big hole , you may die from exhaustion.

20. Why are there fewer and fewer monkeys now?

Answer: They have all become humans.

21. Which flower is the least powerful, jasmine, sunflower or rose?

Answer: Jasmine. What a beautiful (weak) jasmine flower.

22. Which is the worst, rubber, tiger skin or lion skin?

Answer: Eraser. Eraser (eraser difference).

23. What are you afraid of with cloth and paper?

Answer: Cloth is afraid of ten thousand, paper is afraid of nothing. ;