Funny and humorous classic phrases (selected 60 sentences)

1. Looking back suddenly, you haven’t left yet.

2. I am fat, but I have collarbones!

3. People are like dogs. You will know it after just walking around.

4. If the sky falls, you hold it up and I will cushion it!

5. Why wear briefs? Save money and cloth!

6. Calling you a master, you think you are instant noodles

7. If you don’t learn, how will you feed your many lovers.

8. Your appearance exceeds human imagination. . .

9. Donor, Xiaoni, I’m counting on my fingers. I am missing in your destiny.

10. Sometimes, it’s your own feelings that deceive yourself.

11. Suddenly discovered that ""On the other hand, one will die one by one"

12. Gangsters are not scary, fear that gangsters are educated

13. When petals When the rain falls, please be my beautiful bride.

14. It seems that you are a complete loser.

15. It’s over, you ignore me, and I become. The dog ignores me.

16. If you want to give birth to a child, look for Kim Il Sung.

17. My heart is enough to feed a dog. Stomach.

18. Don’t think that I am happy, but you don’t know my pain.

19. The villain is shameless and does not care about people’s death. < /p>

20. My mother said that you should be able to be patient. Fortunately, I am not interested in being a good person.

21. The teacher is lazy! I learned the Three Character Classic very well

22. No. I don’t want to be a lady, but the world has forced me to be a shrew!

23. She is handsome, has a car, is a chess player, has money and a house, and is from a bank.

24. , If the sky falls, you will hold it first, I will go home and eat first to find a stick.

25. Whose love is placed in the holiday market, and its weight is bargained and auctioned.

26. , College entrance examination children, this summer is destined to be extraordinary. I wish us good results

27. I don’t remember how to read yellow melon.

28. I. I want to be your eyes, because you will not be afraid of the coming of night.

29. True love is a spiritual enjoyment, rather than exchanging love for luxury goods. 30. In person. Compliment a female classmate: You really came out of clear water!

31. Do you want to be humorous? Do you want to be happy?

< p> 32. Only when you are short can you know that it is not easy to be tall. Only when you are fat can you know that it is not easy to be thin

33. The moonlight in front of the bed, the dogs and men on the bed, including you.

34. The zoo built a special eight-foot-high wall for the newly introduced kangaroos.

35. Half of the world is laughing at the other half. In fact, the whole world is a fool

36. On the road of love, I always stop and go. My mother said that my legs and feet are not good.

37. Others hold hands, but I hold the dog’s hand and walk around to see who bites it twice.

38. In front of the Chinese team, the Thai team wearing yellow jerseys also has a Brazilian style.

39. Silence is gold, floating bath is fire, tolerance is water, clumsiness is wood, who is old-fashioned?

40. If the teacher hadn’t told you not to litter, I would have thrown you out a long time ago.

41. What girls today need is not a prince, but a male god who can help with mathematics and chemistry.

42. The left head is flour and the right head is water. When you think about this question, you will be filled with confusion.

43. If you need consultation or suggestions, we will provide them free of charge; if you need correct answers, please pay extra.

44. No one can replace your place in my heart, because you have no place in my heart at all.

45. A man having an affair is reflected in his getting busier and busier at work, and a woman having an affair is reflected in the fact that the dishes are getting saltier.

46. Although I have no money after you die, even if I pick up scraps and sell them for money, I will install a WiFi for you in front of your grave!

47. Pointed head and body It is as fine and white as silver, and there is not even a centimeter on the scale. The eyes are on the buttocks, and they only recognize clothes but not people!

48. We have a little difference: she wants me to turn dirt into gold, and I hope she treats gold as dirt.

49. On Chinese Valentine's Day, I stayed at home and played with each other for a day. I clicked the mouse and clicked one pair, one pair, one pair.

50. Mom, how high is the sky! The daughter-in-law is also very humorous, so she replied: Mom’s buttocks are very high.

51. Men must have special skills, women must stand out, and both men and women must have individuality. There are more and more people with individuality.

52. I must appear in your household register. If I can't be your wife, I will be your stepmother.

53. The tragedy of life is: after working so hard to have a beautiful dream, you can’t even remember it when you wake up the next morning.

54. January is a rare month when everyone no longer cares about tickets because they can’t even buy a ticket home.

55. A good woman is like gasoline. Once she has it, she will have power; a bad woman is like an airbag. Once she uses it, there will be a crisis.

56. A girl in Yangzhou broke up with her boyfriend after receiving roses and finding out they were cash on delivery. The man insisted that he did not send flowers!

57. Only he knows whether it hurts or not, and only he knows how things will change. Don't ask me how I'm doing. All I can say is that I'm still alive.

58. A man, at least, must be able to protect four things: the land under his feet, his parents at home, the woman in his arms, and the brothers around him.

59. To subvert the world in a cool and unrestrained way, the funny must be thorough and the destruction must be powerful. Get into trouble and get patents, pretend to be good and use stunts, the whole person depends on talent, and being manipulated depends on fate.

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