Who has some jokes about art design and operation?

A young female teacher gave art lessons to primary school students for the first time. She drew an apple on the blackboard and asked the students, "What is this?" The students said in unison, "It's ass." The female teacher went to the headmaster in tears. The headmaster was furious and followed the teacher to the classroom to reprimand the students, saying, "You are getting more and more ridiculous. Why are you angry with the teacher again? " Look back "ah! And drew a butt on the blackboard! "

John Singer Sargent (1856- 1925), an American portrait painter, is especially good at painting portraits of the rich and famous.

At a dinner party, Sargent found himself sitting next to an enthusiastic female admirer. "Oh, Mr. Sargent, I saw your latest painting the other day, and I couldn't help kissing the man in it because he looked so much like you."

She told Sargent emotionally.

"So, did it kiss you back?" The painter asked with a smile.

"What? Certainly not. "

"So, it's nothing like me." Sargent smiled proudly.

Stravinsky visits Rome and Naples. On this trip, he met Picasso, a great Spanish painter. Once talking, the two quickly became close friends. When he left, Picasso specially drew a portrait of Stravinsky as a souvenir.

However, when Stravinsky returned to Switzerland, the customs officers checked his luggage and found this document in the suitcase, which made him feel very strange.

"What is this painting?" The customs officers took out the "documents" and stared at Stravinsky with vigilant eyes.

"Picasso gave me a portrait." Stravinsky answered very calmly and proudly.

"Impossible. This is a plan. "

"That's right! This is the plan of my face. "

However, no matter how Stravinsky explained and explained it, the dutiful customs confiscated the painting and decided that it was a camouflage scheme for strategic defense. When the story reached Picasso's ears, Picasso smiled and said, "In this way, Picasso is not only a bad portrait painter, but also an excellent strategist."

An art teacher is very famous. A newspaper has a big report with photos, so he boasted in class: "Recently, some classmates always told me that you are really good. You have published photos in the newspaper ..." A student: "Looking for you?" From then on, the art teacher refused the student to take art classes.