Interviewer: 30 seconds, can you make me laugh?

Relaxed moment: The interviewer said to give you 30 seconds, tell a joke to make me laugh, and Xiao Yang said I just need it.

Joke with heavy mentality: Today, on the bus, I met a young woman with a child in her arms, and it is customary to give up her seat. After the child sat down, he looked back at me awkwardly. Do you think he will say thank you? I don't have to go out if you guess. I saw that the child smiled and said to me: You are so sensible ... After three seconds of silence, the whole car burst into laughter, leaving me messy in the wind. ...

Joke with a heavy mind: It rained yesterday, and it didn't take long to get home. When I opened the door, it was my next-door neighbor, Uncle Zhang, who asked if my house was on fire, saying that he could not open his eyes because he smelled a burning smell! Uncle Zhang also went into the house and looked around, wondering why he didn't see the smoke. Uncle Zhang, I just got my socks wet and dried them with a hair dryer! ……

Joke with heavy mentality: Eat in the canteen at noon today, and play with your mobile phone while eating. At this moment, a beautiful woman who couldn't find an empty table sat opposite me. I suddenly became nervous, but in order not to appear rude and pretend to be calm, I wanted to have a gentle bite of rice, but I put my mobile phone in my mouth when I was excited. ...

Joke with heavy mentality: Every day, the girl will come to his shop for dinner, sit by the window and order two sets of meals. Every time he asked several people to eat, she always said two people, and then she ate silently. He thought maybe someone was with the girl, but that person was gone. Finally, one day, he wanted to ask the girl's story, but he heard the girl say to herself,' The amount of two servings is so small that it is not enough to eat!' '

A hilarious joke with a heavy mentality: When I was a child, my brother and two brothers fought and shouted at me angrily: "Why aren't you a boy?" You can't help me at all. " Hearing my brother say this, I shouted to the onlookers: "whoever helps my brother fight, I will be his wife!" " "As a result, the two brothers were badly beaten! But my brother has been called big brother by more than a dozen people for several years! Ask my brother when we meet: "Grandpa! When will your sister marry me? "

Joke with heavy mentality: High school likes to secretly tighten the cup of my deskmate who has a crush on me for a long time. When she was helpless, she asked me to open it for her. Day after day, after many years, she met at a class reunion. After the party, I drove her to the bus stop, and the atmosphere on the bus was extremely embarrassing. At this time, she suddenly said to me: "In fact, I know that you secretly covered my quilt, and I also cooperated very tacitly." She patted me on the shoulder and said, "You are so ugly. It is estimated that you will be single for a long time, so I will let you practice your hands. "

A hilarious joke with a heavy mind: take the train and face a little boy of seven or eight years old. A little hungry, I took out a bottle of "Yinlu" eight-treasure porridge from my bag to eat. The little boy asked me what the smell was. I thought the child was greedy, so I took a bottle out of my bag and motioned for him to eat. Who knows, the little boy shook his head and said, I just asked you what it was, and I was a little confused: sweet? The little boy proudly learned the advertising tone: idiot, the taste of "silver heron" love ~ I am speechless.

A hilarious joke with a heavy mind: Xiao Yang applied. Reporter: You have 30 seconds to tell a joke to make me laugh. Xiao Yang: It doesn't take 30 seconds. I just need 1 second. So Xiao Yang said the word "joke" with a straight face. The interviewer paused for a moment, then suddenly understood what Xiao Yang meant, but he couldn't help laughing. Finally, Xiao Yang succeeded in getting the job. In fact, there are no standard answers to many questions during the interview. As long as you have your own ideas and can express them accurately, then your answer is successful. If it were you, how would you answer this question? Easy moment: the interviewer said to give you 30 seconds, tell a joke to make me laugh, and Xiao Yang said I would.

A hilarious joke with a heavy mind: A fat man asks a doctor for a panacea to lose weight. The doctor said: You should drink more tea. I drink almost every day. You should exercise more and sleep less. I only sleep for three hours every day, and I exercise most of the time. The fat man said seriously. The doctor is anxious: then, if you only eat a piece of bread every day, you will definitely lose weight. The fat man said happily, great! But before or after meals?

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