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Feng Gong’s sketch "Thieves Company" satirizes the most realistic phenomena
The Company of Thieves is a cross talk performed by Niu Qun and Feng Gong. The full name of the Thief Company in the skit is "Thief Financial Co., Ltd." The sketch satirizes various current real phenomena through the autobiography of a professional thief.
First of all, Comrade Niu Qun first expressed his dissatisfaction with his current job. You have to be very nervous to do a normal job, and you still do it in a cowardly manner.
Then Niu herd began to narrate, why are you dissatisfied with your current job?
1. There are many people in the company, but we are the only two who really work. Those who bear risks are those who actually do the work.
Secondly, those who do not work are leading cadres, and those who have merit belong to leading cadres.
3. The institutions are bloated, and they are all institutions that do nothing.
Fourth, grassroots workers are annoyed by various temporary organizations.
5. A layman leads an expert, and none of his subordinates is safe from trouble. They all came through the back door through connections. The one who comes here has to be a cadre. Is it possible to find a job now without connections and backdoors?
6. Whether employees do well or not depends entirely on the leader’s words. If they say you can do it, you can do it, or you can do it if you don’t. If you say no, it won’t work, and if you say yes, it won’t work. And it’s impossible not to accept it. This is what leadership says.
7. Money is spent by leaders. Ordinary employees work hard to generate income, but leading cadres spend money wisely.
Eight, approval at all levels, formal bureaucracy.
In the end, even the thief realized: "Bureaucracy kills people!"
Although this is a sketch and a joke, the Thief Company not only creates humor but also satirizes the phenomenon of people being too busy to do things. . A true portrayal of reality. The laughter makes people's eyes bright.
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