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Novel anti-Qiong Yao
Your Majesty, do you still remember the summer by Daming Lake?
It thundered! I don't want to wear to the NC world of QYNN, I am a normal person!
Who is that idiot woman?
You don't know? Don't you know the one that swept the country?
Uncle Ben never watches QY's love horror movies!
Well, in this case, this princess will popularize NC quotations with a wide range of poison for you!
God, that's disgusting! But I think I am used to vomiting. Totally ridiculous!
I think I finally know why we are dressed here.
Why?
Because in the last life, God sympathized with our hard work and sent us to the theatre for free.
Look! Honey, then let's enjoy ourselves!
Ok, I've prepared all the melon seeds and tea leaves, "xianggong", so let's watch!
1. Xinning's "Returning the Pearl Cloud to Light Wind"
It is said that Princess Zhu Huan is deeply loved by your Majesty, and even the Forbidden Palace is free to go in and out.
It is said that Princess Huanzhu is a godsend, and my brother's guards are dedicated to each other.
I heard that Princess Zhu Huan's behavior was ridiculous, and the Empress Dowager was very unhappy.
Ji zai's thatched cottage was eating melon seeds and looked at this farce after farce.
Although, it is said that her father is actually her own father;
Although, it is said that the original smoke and rain map of the fan is also in her hand.
But what does it matter? For her, drinking tea, reading books and bickering with her lovely father in the thatched cottage is better than in the palace, although her lovely father has been fighting for her marriage.
However, jumping is healthier and political views are different. People were the best among singles in the Qing Dynasty. Can she get it easily?
2. Rejuvenate the plum blossom and the fingers are soft. Author: Dancing in the Autumn Night
Is the fate too strong?
I have worked so hard for my son for so many years.
It's no use being the arrogant person in history.
Only Gan Long will lose his family! ! ! ! ! !
Oh, my God.
My darling!
I feel sorry for you,
I cann't believe I didn't discipline my son after all these years!
Honey!
I'm really sorry!
But before I find you, I will teach my son to return to the right path!
Such a fool, idiot, megalomaniac, not that cute steamed stuffed bun who likes to pretend to be an adult!
Oh, my god, in this eye, there are only Webster's and that shit brother Fu. They were really young and smart in that period of history. They learned less about riding and shooting, and their martial arts were good. He is knowledgeable, proficient in Manchu, Chinese and Mongolian, and familiar with astronomy, geography and calendar. Who is particularly good at astronomical algorithms in the future?
But a swallow and a small white flower let her know the truth thoroughly.
It turns out that it's not just a dream of red mansions! Or QY's world ...
4. [Crescent Gege] When does the moon shine? Author: Fei
Charlene Marilynn Dangelo opened her eyes and suddenly saw an uncle in strange clothes grab her shoulder and said in a sad and trusting tone, "Crescent Moon, Keshan is yours!" "
"... huh? "What are you talking about?
Then my uncle threw a flag and a dagger at her and kept Charlene Marilynn Dangelo staring.
Will she be transmitted to the crew when she dozes off? But ... that's a real dagger! I broke my finger. ...
"Sister! Are you going to find grandma, too? You can't leave me! " Eight-year-old shota pulled her sleeve and burst into tears.
..... you misunderstood, I just want to see if this dagger is real. ...
this is true ...
no doubt ...
in fact ...
In other words, she became a crying killer. Is she a little girl who kneels down to be a concubine? ..... Please don't joke about it. My heart can't bear it. ...
A curtain dream, the same person-home.
Is it fate for a movie star who has both singing and shadow to meet a car accident on the road? Is this an accident?
The soul stays in Lv Ping's body, instead of Lv Ping, he has lived the life he should have lived, taking the road that Lv Ping once walked.
Relatives, children and future husbands
Of course, the male host will not be the first love, nor will it be Yun Fan Fei. Abused people should be abused and happy people should be happy.
If you want to go back to China, you can understand that you have a warm home, a husband, a mother, children, people who care about themselves and people who look after happiness.
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