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How to write the website soft text?

I think to write a soft article well, we should grasp the following points:

1. The title should be vivid. As the saying goes, "a man looks at his face, but a tree looks at his skin." The key to an attractive article is that the title should be brilliant and people should have a strong interest in reading. Otherwise, no matter how good the content is, it will miss the readers because of an "ugly face".

2. The protagonist should be wonderful. Whether a soft article can attract readers, the title and lead should play more than 60% role, and sometimes even play a decisive role. The importance of a lead to a soft text is just like a piece of music "going through the door". The most beautiful parts of the whole song should be displayed together and then attract the audience to listen. It can also be said that the introduction of soft text should focus on the most important information of the full text, and at the same time set up conflicts and suspense, so that people can further understand the truth after reading it.

3. The theme should be clear. A good soft article must leave a deep impression on people after reading it, not confusion.

4. Quote more authoritative language. Good soft writing should avoid talking to yourself. Most people have such a mentality that they are easily hinted, especially those who are often easily persuaded by the opinions of authorities and celebrities. However, people who cry roast meat are often disgusted and certainly will not accept his views. Therefore, when writing soft articles, we should quote more authoritative opinions and languages of third parties, rather than "selling melons and boasting".

The following is an example of a soft text:

The price of asking for directions is famous online.

How big is the way? Unreliable weather forecast Qingdao is too hot. Although the weather forecast says 35, I don't believe it at all. At least 38. As soon as I go out, I sweat like rain, and I even have the mind to shave my head ... If it weren't for an online chat MM who wants to know me, I wouldn't be killed ... Fight for MM (don't be a dinosaur). Although Qingdao is very big, I should be able to find it in two hours. Intuition ... Radio and Television Building? Where is it? How to find strangers? Take a taxi? Pinch your own purse, more "skinny" than Faye Wong. Forget it, just ask and you will find it!

Confession: It was a wrong decision from the beginning. ...

Radio and TV Building? See far? Where is it ... Ask a person, arrange the freshly washed hair with Rejoice, and think confidently: Ask a woman!

Don't call women "Miss" in China. "Miss, where is the Radio and Television Building?"

My sister gave me a white look. "Oh, I don't know!"

I thought they were joking, but in fact … I hate that little girl … "Little sister, do you know where the Radio and Television Building is?"

"I know!"

"ah! Tell my brother that he will buy you ice cream ... "(excited! )

"three!"

"one!" extort ...

"Two!"

"Deal!"

I bought two ice creams, and the little girl immediately told me, "Turn left at the third crossing ahead, turn right at two intersections, and you will arrive."

"What a clever little girl! I can remember all this complexity. Thank you!"

The sun is in front, which means hope ... turn left and right, wading through mountains and rivers, why don't you see any buildings? Turn the last intersection and you will only see a landmark building.

After reading the sign above, I almost cried: Qingdao XXX District Women and Children Protection Association ... Oh, my God! ! ! This is not a misunderstanding. A misunderstanding

It seems that my man charm can't be exerted. It's "cry baby" and it's too hot ... Ask my male compatriots.

"eldest brother, how to get to the radio and television building?"

"Watermelon ... watermelon seller ..."

"Understand, how much is a kilo of watermelon? Give me one. "

"This is 8 yuan."

"Where is the Radio and Television Building?"

"I was thinking ..."

Put away your wallet and leave ... the importance of Mandarin "Grandpa, do you know the Radio and Television Building?"

"Never heard of it! This is just a big egg building. "

"! ! ! Is MM Mandarin not allowed, I heard? No wonder no one knows ... "

I'll remember that next time.

The phone rang. "Haven't you come yet?"

"Can't find the way ..."

"Why, the address is so detailed ..."

"Your Mandarin is not standard, I can't find it."

"! You are a pig ... you won't use some famous map on the internet to search again! !"

"You can speak Mandarin ..."

Pa, the phone is disconnected. I haven't finished saying "I'll remember it next time"!

This is the price of asking for directions! ! !