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The longest dispute between me and three women is 13 years.

I have many girlfriends, but this time I want to write a story about me and the three of them.

One,

She's cute. We met in 2004, the third day of that year.

Our acquaintance is a time disorder.

If time is on the right track, we won't be in the same session. I messed up the rhythm of time.

Because my class happened to be the first year of the reform of the six-year primary school system, I could choose not to go to junior high school in the sixth grade. And I was forced to drop out of school for a year because I played truant in the fourth and fifth grades, so I was the loneliest one in junior high school and didn't know any of my classmates.

In the first two years of junior high school, I chose to rent a house off campus and take care of myself. I also liked this way at that time. I don't like circles and go to school comfortably every day. Slowly, I also have my own stable circle of friends.

Until the third grade, due to the reorganization of the school class, three classes of our class were reorganized, and I was assigned to her class and moved to the school dormitory.

At that time, I was extremely rejected by this reorganization decision, and finally accumulated my own circle of friends and was broken up.

I heard her name before the placement. She is a very successful person in Class 9/KLOC-0. And her impression of me is why my hair is always so well combed and shiny. In fact, if I put oil on my hair, she will never comb it well.

Then, because of the class reorganization, we formally met.

She is careless and rational, and I am impulsive. We became best friends because of the same hobby.

In junior high school, we often stuck together because of the same hobby.

Because they are all super fans of drama, they have become friends, and chasing drama is famous in the class. I'm crazy about drama. I will take the TV from my parents' room to my room in the middle of the night until the early hours of the morning. I remember that play was called the famous flower drum.

It is common to take time off to go home and watch the finale.

At that time, Internet cafes were places for bad students, and we didn't know we could watch TV in them. So as long as there is a hit drama to the finale, we boarders will take time off at night to go home and watch the finale. More times, the class teacher will know. When handing in a leave of absence, he often teases: * * Sweet classmate, which play is going to have a finale tonight? No matter being lectured, we will be invited home to watch the finale.

The school canteen occupies a seat to catch up with the drama. Every night, we always wash the dishes after five minutes' meal, and ask an old and good Chou-heung classmate in our class to help us bring the bowls to the dormitory. We will rush to the destination canteen and occupy the position to watch TV. The play is called "Princess Huaiyu", and the class teacher will educate us if he watches it too much. Don't bully Chou-heung all the time, you will be crushed by your pile of bowls. At that time, in our spare time, it seemed that only drama was in our eyes. Never-ending story topic.

In this way, we followed the drama seriously for a year, relaxed and happy, and then the senior high school entrance examination came, and we were all admitted to the best high school in the city.

Then we went to high school together. She chose science and I chose liberal arts. She has been laughing at me since she learned my most intimate little secret in high school, but I am still happy to share it with her.

We went to different cities to study in universities. After graduation, we agreed to work in the same city in Guangzhou. Until now, she is still in Guangzhou, and I came to Shenzhen. We will still meet often and get together during the long vacation.

She is the spiritual pillar of my junior high school study and the prototype of the heroine in my novel; She is the one who left with me after I failed in the college entrance examination, and also the one who went back to finish my college dream together. She is a participant and witness of my whole youth.

In my heart, she is still the little girl I met in the third grade, and her feelings have never changed.

We have been entangled in 13 years, and there will be many years in the future, and we will walk around in each other's world.

This friendship has never made us feel any oppression, nor has it been deliberately "whitewashed" with materials. Everything is natural.

A good friendship is that we will stay together for life, promote each other and grow together.

Second,

She is Jia. We met in 2009, when I was a freshman in Changsha.

We came into contact that day because we were both students on duty, and because of our literary hobbies, we became bosom friends.

She likes writing heroic poems, and I like writing small town stories. We joined the literature club together.

I remember when she asked me to introduce myself, I said you called me Shi Shi and Cao, and I used my pen name.

I only told her my name. Now her WeChat nickname has always been my pen name.

She asked why.

I said that I like the hardness of stones and the flexibility of weeds, and the combination of the two is what I want.

She will give me all kinds of nicknames, piggy, chubby ... write me a doggerel.

She told me that her ancestral home was Shanxi and she grew up in Hohhot, Inner Mongolia. I don't believe it. I said, not all northern girls are big. Do you have a genetic mutation? Grow the physique of a southern girl. Then she smiled and said, you're not the first person to say that about me.

After getting along with her, I agree that she is indeed a northern girl with a generous personality and never haggles over every ounce.

She doesn't know how to refuse, and I often feel aggrieved that she has no bottom line in helping her roommate deliver meals.

When we tell each other, we are like conjoined twins. She likes to walk around my waist after class. She always said, piggy, your waist is so thin. She said that when I held you like this, my classmate and her roommate thought we were gay. I said let them talk, we know, just be happy.

I've never let a girlfriend hug my waist before. I refused to be too intimate, but she obeyed me.

Although we don't live in the same dormitory, she regards my dormitory as the campus home. She likes to put the bowl in my dormitory and have dinner with me. She likes to eat old vinegar as soup, bibimbap and rub my bed at noon. I am sleepy. Every morning, she skips the first class, and after class, she will come to the dormitory to catch me and say that you really sleep late again, hum.

She will leave a message on my qq space, declaring that piggy is a bad woman, so you should be careful. I will go back. Don't slander me.

She hates washing greasy dishes and never touches the oil bowl with her hands, but she always helps me wash the dishes at my special time. She said, piggy, you can't touch cold water. I'll wash it after eating.

I said Jia, why are you so accommodating? She said, pig, you are the most enthusiastic and passionate person among my friends. I like friends like you.

I told her my rebellious history: I said that when I was a child, a boy older than me bullied me in the yard, so I fought with him and finally cried miserably, but I still had to fight. I said that when I was a child, I liked to climb trees to pick dates, and I liked to climb to the top of trees and shout excitedly. I said I jumped on the ridge in the field and broke my leg. I said I danced with boys in elementary school, but I didn't jump or fall, and my arm was misplaced.

I said I played truant in primary school and escaped with my classmates. I read a pledge in front of the class, promising that I would never run away again. The next day, I should escape or escape, and then I was beaten by the class teacher with a bamboo stick in front of the whole class. Because the head teacher is my uncle, and he hit me, I dare not run. I'm afraid of being beaten again when I go home. Said a lot of similar rebellious events.

After listening, she said, piggy, your life is really wonderful, and there are so many interesting things. She has always been a step-by-step girl. She is a super good girl in everyone's eyes. She feels that her life is lifeless and she can't afford to live in vain.

I said yes, you have your good, you are a pure and kind person, don't envy others. I am enthusiastic, and you are as heavy as ice, which is why we are so excellent.

Then I took her to experience the excitement: I took her to climb the fence of the university gymnasium, and I climbed over to pick her up. She didn't dare to die, and finally I turned around and walked out with her. I was very excited when I came down from the window of the world with her. She said that my legs were weak and dizzy, as if I had died once, and I laughed until my stomach ached.

Knowing that I cherish words like gold, she wrote me a small notebook as a graduation present. On the title page, she wrote: introverted and strong, lofty and self-respecting. I like this evaluation very much.

Jia supports my impulsive yearning and worries about me. Sophomore summer vacation a person went to a small town in the south of the Yangtze River, settled down and reported her peace. I said Jia, I like everything here very much. The air and flowers are sweet, which is in line with the appearance of Jiangnan in my heart. I said that fishing in Jiangnan water town is unparalleled. She said, piggy, I've been worried about you all summer, afraid you'll be cheated. What will you do after you are so impulsive, but I still admire your courage. She said, I hope you can find your happiness in Jiangnan in the future, and then we will meet at the West Lake Broken Bridge. I said yes, I will wait for you in Jiangnan.

In this way, we recalled the past and looked forward to a bright future, enjoying each other and ushered in graduation. She said, piggy, I'm going to graduate. I was scared. Without you in my life, my life will become a backwater again. I said, Jia, don't be afraid. Even if being together is not boring, it can give you sunshine.

In college, I always enjoyed a good "pet" with a clear conscience.

After graduation, she came to Guangzhou to work for a year. She said that she likes the south, which is green and full of vitality all year round. I was in Shenzhen, I came to Guangzhou, and she went back to her hometown. She is a homesick child, and I like exploring the outside world.

Jia is the person who accompanied me to finish reading Sanmao in the library. People who understand my feelings for Sanmao and Jiangnan are also people who try to take the bachelor's degree with me. She is my book appointment, and she gives each other a book every year until I am old. Is the person who taught me the most nutritional collocation. Is my college years, like-minded soul mate. Who knows me best.

Our personality patterns are very similar to those of July and Ansheng. She is like July and I am like An Sheng, but we won't fall in love with the same boy.

We have known each other for seven years, and there was no itch for seven years, only mutual pity.

Voltaire once said: Nothing in the world is as rich as a good friend who cares about each other. Who says not?

The happiest thing in college is to know Jia. Her kindness touched me.

Now, she lives quietly in the northern scenery, and I wander and struggle in the southern cities. Although we are poles apart, our good friendship is: mutual affinity, each doing his own thing.

Third,

She is Li. We met on 20 13, and our first formal job after graduation was in Shenzhen.

I am a personnel officer. Let her join the company.

We all like to laugh and become good friends because of their similar personalities. Plus, our birthdays are one day apart and we are in the same constellation, so the relationship is even better.

We have only been together for three months, but we have known each other for a long time.

Her big eyes look particularly heartless. In fact, she is such a person, especially simple. In the workplace, in life, it is easy to get along.

Let's go to eat mala Tang after work, celebrate birthdays together, and pat outdoors together on weekends. We have an appointment to go to Yunnan Langli Langli, but we haven't fulfilled it yet, but we will definitely go together.

Although my story with her is simple, she is the person I have contacted the most since I left my job.

I know she will listen to me whenever I want to talk.

Now she has started her own career in her hometown of Guangxi. I hope she will have a successful career.

We have known each other for four years.

Some people have known each other for a long time but can't talk, while others can hit it off without knowing each other deeply.

Good friendship makes no difference if you come first and then arrive. It's good to be able to call each other and get along well.

These are my three girlfriends in the first half of my life, and our story continues.

What is a good friendship?

It's that person who always brings back the best and most powerful part of your heart. She makes you discover that the world is bigger and more diverse, and there are countless possibilities in your life, which makes you full of fighting spirit and strength. She will correct your mistakes and your thoughts, but she will never suppress and despise your yearning for a better life.

I want to use this article to commemorate the years and happiness we have experienced.

Private words of Aries girls:

I am a star with a memory of 7 seconds. When I wrote this article last night, I immediately saw a movie-like picture in my mind, frame by frame and their * * * time. Until the wee hours, my brain was still active. It seems that good memories will always be placed.