Begging the old man to listen to jokes.

Blue that can't be wrapped around your head

One morning, two generations of love took an excellent orchid and wrapped it on their heads. Because the colorful orchid is too long, it always

That's not enough, boss. This was repeated several times, but it was still not wrapped. Suddenly, he told this.

Striped blue produces disgust.

The next day, the two generations planned to sell this colorful orchid. He wandered around the market.

It took a long time to find a buyer. He said to the buyer, "Sir, you can't."

Buy this colorful orchid, it's a colorful orchid that can't be wrapped around the head. "

It's like a bird.

Two generations love watching egrets, but he doesn't like their long mouths and

Long legs, he thinks that long mouth and long legs are not like birds, but rather.

Extra.

One day, two generations of love caught an egret by the lake and quietly took it home.

Take out a pair of scissors and cut off the long mouth and legs of the egret. Poor White Trash

Herons are struggling on the ground. Two generations of love said, "It's like a bird."

White sugar and black sand

Two generations of love went to the countryside to play with a friend and passed by a village. This is

Known for its rich yogurt, they bought a can of yogurt from a friend.

Take out a bag of sugar from your pocket and sprinkle it in the yogurt bowl. No one looks at it.

Drink it yourself. Afandi saw it and angrily grabbed a handful of black sand and wanted to leave.

Sprinkle it in my friend's yogurt

The friend rolled his eyes and asked the two generations what this was. Afan

Tiki threw away the black sand in his hand, clapped his hands and replied, "I swear if."

When you see yogurt, you must sprinkle black sand into it. If you don't want to see black sand, just

Please sprinkle a handful of white sand into my bowl! "

Don't corrupt other people's entrustment.

The two generations who were walking in the street were suddenly punched hard by others.

He almost fell. He turned around and saw a tall stranger.

"Hey, friend, what are you doing?" Two generations of love asked.

"I'm sorry, it seems that my Mullah friend came from behind you.

I thought you were him ... "

Two generations of love left without saying a word. He returned to the village and saw the Mullah with a man.

Chat He crept up behind the Mullah and punched him hard.

The listless Mullah turned around and saw that it was two generations of love. He asked angrily, "Hello, two generations of love,

What are you doing? "

"Nothing, this punch belongs to you, this is a friend of yours.

I gave it to you. I've never stolen anyone's entrustment! "

scope of responsibility

The ship of two generations of love met a typhoon at sea. Captain and sailor

In order to save the ship, at first they knelt down and raised their hands in the air, praying for God's help.

Save them.

But avanti was unmoved and stood quietly aside. The captain opened his eyes strictly.

He snapped at him: "Two generations of love, why are you indifferent?" Pray to God.

Bless our ship! "

Two generations of love remained motionless and said, "I'm just a passenger, about."

The safety of this ship is your responsibility, not mine. "

Evil spring

On a hot summer day, Afan went out of town, and he was very thirsty on the road.

I happened to meet a spring. But the spring was blocked by a big cork. Afan

Pull up the pegs hard, and the spring water gushed out and splashed Afan all over.

Take a suit. Afan was so angry that he quickly stuffed the pin into the spring and said, "So.

You are the source of evil. Why else would someone stick a nail in your eye? "said

After that, the two generations of love went on the road again.

Aren't you shy?

The neighbor borrowed a donkey from the two generations. Two generations don't want to borrow it. He said to his neighbor, "Really?"

Sorry, my donkey is not at home. "Before he finished, the donkeys in the circle called to get up.

Get up.

The neighbor was dissatisfied with the lying behavior of the two generations of love and asked, "Two generations of love, are you like this?"

A man with a white beard Aren't you ashamed to lie? "

Two generations of love immediately retorted, "You don't believe me, a man with a white beard.

Aren't you ashamed to believe in the barking of donkeys? "

The role of the sword

One day, Avanti rode a donkey across the street. When a friend saw him, he asked:

"Two generations of love, where are you going?"

"I heard that the city is very busy these days, and I want to see it." Avantida

Tao.

"I also heard that robbers often appear on the way to town recently, so it's best to let them go.

Donkey stay. "said the friend.

Avanti thinks riding a donkey is safer than leaving it at home.

Because there was a danger of being stolen at home, my friend lent it to Avanti.

Long sword just in case.

Two generations of love passed by a quiet place and found a man coming towards him. His heart.

Thought: this must be a gangster. I want to strike first.

"This is a sword, you can use it to kill the enemy, also can slaughter livestock.

Sheep, I'll give it to you now. Please leave my donkey alone. "

The passerby was not a robber, but secretly pleased with his good luck.

However, he accepted the sword and left. Two generations of love also secretly happily raised this donkey.

When he got home, he told his friend, "Your suggestion is very wise. Please lend it to me. "

My sword played a great role today, saving my donkey for me. I sincerely

Thank you. "

Porters and wages

Two generations of love and a friend bought a bag of green corn at the market. He found it.

A porter asked the porter to help him carry the sack home. Unfortunately, in the noise.

The porter got lost in the crowd.

Ten days later, two generations of love and that friend came to the market. That friend found out.

After I met the lost porter, I told the two generations of love, but the two generations tried to slip away.

"Two generations of love, why don't you catch the porter and avoid it?" Friends are strange.

Ask him quietly.

"Hush, don't tell, if he has been carrying my bag of green corn for ten days,

How much should I pay him for these ten days? "

God's arrangement

One day, two generations enjoyed the cool under a walnut tree. This tree is covered with countless small trees.

Walnut, under the tree is a pumpkin field, and there are big pumpkins on the seedlings.

Two generations looked at the small walnut on the tree and the big pumpkin on the melon seedling, mumbling to say

Tao: "This is really God's arrangement. The knot on such a big tree is so small."

Walnut, such a small seedling produces such a big pumpkin. "He thinks there is.

It's not fair at all, and it seems that you are not satisfied with God's arrangement.

Suddenly, a gust of wind blew, and a walnut fell from the tree and hit Afghanistan.

Fanti's head startled Fanti. He raised his head quickly. Look at the sky.

Fortunately, he said, "Almighty God, you are so wise. If you use my wisdom, let Nan

If melons grow on trees and walnuts grow on seedlings, my head won't grow today.

Hit by a pumpkin! Then, he apologized to God: "God! I

Never look at the gods again, please forgive my sins! "

There is not a letter for me.

Two generations were in a hurry to go to the mosque to worship, but they were caught by a countryman.

Let the two generations write a letter to his brother.

Two generations of love had to scribble a letter for him. After the farmer thanked him, he sincerely

Please say, "Two generations of love, can you read it to me?" I want to hear what's left.

What? "

"My good brother," Afandi said, "my task is to write letters, but it's not.

It's reading a letter. Besides, this is not a letter for me. I have no right to read it! "

There is nothing new.

When Monkel-Naikel pre-examined the dead, the two generations really wanted to know the afterlife.

Scene, and experience the taste at that time.

One night, he came to the cemetery, found an empty grave and got into it.

Go lie in it. After a while, there was a rush of hooves from above. he

I thought Monkel-Naikel really came, and I thought, If they come with small troops,

Shaw, you won't spare me during the trial. Get out of here! Then he suddenly climbed out of the grave.

Out of the room, at this moment, just a cavalry passed by here. A galloping horse

This group of people was frightened by the sudden appearance of Avanti, and the horses scurried around and took away several owners.

People fell off their horses.

The man who fell down grabbed two generations of feelings and asked, "Hey, it's late at night.

Who are you? "

"I'm afraid Monkel-Naikel will interrogate the escaped dead." 155

Fanti replied.

After hearing these words, the cavalry were very angry, and they severely beat the two generations. Effendi

When he got home, his wife saw that he was beaten black and blue and asked him. "Late at night,

Where have you been? "

"I wanted to see what the world was like, so I walked there," Afandi said.

Answer tune

"So what happened to your face? What's new in the afterlife? "

The wife asked again.

"If it weren't for the sudden attack of the merchant's horse, what would be there?

Nothing new! "Any lift replied.

I have a cooking method.

One day, two generations wanted to eat sheep liver, so he went to the market and bought a kilogram of sheep liver.

Try to walk home. A neighbor saw it and asked him, "Two generations of love, what do you have in your hand?"

What? Is it sheep liver? "

"Yes, this is the lamb's liver. I want to eat fried lamb liver. " Effendi

The answer said.

"Any lift, do you know the cooking method of sheep liver? I'll teach you a kind of fried sheep.

Liver method! "Neighbors and Li Luo bothersome said a method of fried lamb liver.

Avanti took out a piece of paper and said to his neighbor, "I'm afraid I can't remember."

Please write down the cooking method on this paper. "The neighbor took the paper and explained how to do it.

These are all written on paper and handed over to two generations of love.

Avanti walked home thoughtfully, holding paper in one hand and sheep liver in the other.

Suddenly, an eagle swooped down and took Afandi's sheep liver. Afan

Give chase, but how can you catch up with the eagle flying in the sky? Two generations of love wave

Holding sheep liver cooking paper in his hand, watching the eagle fly high.

Shouted: "hey, don't be too happy, I have a recipe for lamb liver."

It's no use taking the sheep liver away. "

The best proof

One day, two generations were drinking tea in a teahouse and saw a man who claimed to be a scholar.

Talking about something, and answering all kinds of questions from people around you from time to time.

Finally, the scholar took out a book from his pocket and put it on the table.

"I am an omniscient scholar. The book I wrote is the best.

Prove "The scholar's actions and his eloquence have awakened the people around him.

They entertained the scholar with great enthusiasm.

A few days later, two generations of love came to this teahouse again, and he said to the people around him:

"I have a beautiful house and I am willing to sell it to others."

"Any lift, we have never heard that you have a beautiful room.

Son! "People said.

He took out a brick from his pocket, put it on the table and said:

"This is the best proof, please check its quality! I made it myself.

Built this house. "

The moon by the well

One night in summer, it was sultry. Two generations of love thought of the mouth in the garden.

Put a little cool hydrolysate in the well to quench your thirst and enjoy the coolness at the same time.

Two generations of love were bending down to draw water from the well when they suddenly found a water surface at the bottom of the well.

The moon is shining high. "Ah, how did the moon fall into the well?

And then what? Avanti talks to himself strangely. Then he put the bucket into the well and said,

"I must catch the moon."

Two generations of love pulled the bucket down hard and accidentally slipped, just right.

Turn it upside down Two generations of love took a deep breath and looked at the moon in the sky.

He said, "although I fell, I can fish the moon out of the bottom of the well!" " "

The tumor on the tree king

Two generations of lovers walked to the countryside at night and happened to meet the king and his entourage who came back from hunting.

A large group of people quickly hid in a hole in a big tree. The king found the big one.

There was a figure under the tree. He asked, "Who are you?"

"I am a tumor of the tree." Two generations of love replied.

"Where can there be such a big tree tumor?" Asked the king.

"I am a tumor on the tree king." Two generations of love replied.

How do I know where your fish is?

Two generations of love and a friend are walking by the lake. He points to a group of people swimming in the lake.

The fish that swam over said to the two generations of love, "Look, look, there are so many good things there."

"Look at this fish.

Two generations of love don't know where to look, but he looks around a tree beside him. friend

My friend poked Afandi angrily and said, "I showed you fish, not trees!" " "

"How do I know where your fish is? I thought your fish climbed the tree.

It's over. "Any lift said.

So it's yours.

Two generations of love picked up a mirror on the road and saw themselves in it.

Image, he quickly said: "sorry, the mirror is yours!" " "After that, he

Throw the mirror on the floor.

You look like a donkey.

The cage on two generations' hearts was stolen. A few days later, he found that

The stolen donkey cage was placed on the head of the last horse of others, and he went quietly.

In front of a horse, he said, "You don't look good in this pet costume. You look like a donkey. "

Yes! "

Two generations of love and Muqam

One day, two generations of love took a bath in the bathhouse. Seeing no one in the bathtub, he sang loudly.

Up Muqam. His singing echoed in the empty bath, and he was overwhelmed by his own.

Indulge in singing.

After taking a bath, he went to a crowded place in the street and said, "Hey, I want to sing for you."

A Muqam, I promise to make you dumbfounded. "

But the effect of his singing is far less than that of singing in the shower just now. Don't.

Hearing this, the man said in disgust, "two generations of love, stop singing." You are not as good at singing as an old mother. "

Chicken! "

"Otherwise, please build me a bath here, I promise it's better than an old hen.

Good singing! "Any lift said.

Built by ancient giants

Two generations were traveling in the desert and met three Arabs who were solving a problem.

Arguing endlessly. "

What they argued was: How did the shouting tower at the west end of the mosque come into being?

The first man said, "It fell from the sky!" " "

The second man said, "They were originally built in a well, but later they were killed."

It was hoisted from the well. "

The third man said, "They look like cacti."

All three people thought they were right, and finally they developed to draw a sword.

The son defended his point of view.

Afandi walked unhurriedly after hearing this, pulled three people apart and said to them:

"You are all wrong. These tall ritual towers were built by ancient giants, so

People were much taller than us at that time. "

I haven't thought about it yet

One day, two generations of love and Kantuman dug a hole together. It is strange for neighbors to meet.

Curiously asked: "Avanti, I wish you good luck. What is this? "

"I want to bury the soil dug by the well." Two generations of love replied.

"What about the soil dug out of the pit?" The neighbor asked again.

"I haven't considered this question yet. I'll tell you when I think about it!" Effendi

The answer said.

Date core

Two generations bought some dates in the market and took them home to eat. Every time he finishes eating.

A jujube, and then carefully put the jujube core in your pocket.

"Afandi, why don't you throw the jujube stones away and put them in your pocket?" Madame

The child asked strangely.

"Because when I bought jujube, the jujube seller didn't give me jujube stones for nothing, but I paid for them.

The money includes' jujube pit' money. Why should I throw it away for nothing?

Where are the things? "Any lift said.

Rat poison

Because of the hard life, the two generations of love picked up some stones on the beach and took them to the market.

Go up and sell.

A man asked him, "Two generations of love, what do you sell?"

"Buy it, it's rat poison." Two generations of love replied.

"How to use this rat poison?" The man asked.

"Please catch a mouse and put a stone like this in its mouth.

Then hold it high above your head and throw it hard on the ground, and all kinds of mice will die.

There is no doubt about it. "

"The person who catches the mouse can throw it to death without putting stones in its mouth!"

The man said.

"Yes, that can also be lost, but then I can't sell this rat poison.

Did you go out? "Any lift replied.

Come here if you dare.

Afandi was looking for something in the dark warehouse and accidentally put the sieve on the high platform.

Knocked it over. All the carrots, onions and beets in the sieve hit him at once.

On the head. Two generations grabbed the sieve angrily and slammed it on the ground, and the sieve was bounced.

Come and touch avanti's forehead again. Angry Avanti kicked the other one angrily.

Stepping on the sieve, the help of the sieve touched his toes again.

The two generations flew into a rage and ran into the kitchen to pick up a knife and face it angrily.

The sieve roared, "Aren't you just a sieve?" If you dare come here, I'll fight you.

Yes! "

Looking for a ring

Two generations of love left the ring at home. He didn't find it in the dark room.

After that, he ran to the street light to look for it. A passerby asked him, "Two generations of love, and you?"

Looking for something? "

"I left my ring at home. I am looking for my ring. " Two generations of love theory.

"How can I find the ring I left at home in the street?" Passerby asked again

"You are so smart. Am I not looking in the dark instead of in the light?

Looking for it? "Any lift replied.