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How do you say you are a matchmaker for the first time?

Although young people nowadays advocate free love, some young people who don't meet the right opposite sex still rely on matchmakers to fix their marriages. The role of matchmakers is very important, which affects their subsequent development. How to say it is appropriate to be a matchmaker for the first time? Let's take a look at the classic remarks of the matchmaker's proposal!

How do you say you are a matchmaker for the first time?

1. The matchmaker's speaking skills

If you are a matchmaker, you must keep it a secret. If you don't mention this marriage, you can't live. If it is not carefully spread, it will affect the reputation of the man and the woman. When you are a matchmaker, you should introduce the man's personal information and say some family background for the woman to measure.

2. Taboo to be a matchmaker

When the matchmaker has many taboos, the first taboo is that the matchmaker can't eat both sides' meals before the marriage is completed. There is a folk saying that the matchmaker eats a person's meal in advance, which will lead to divorce of marriage. Another taboo is that the matchmaker is particular about the date of matchmaking. If you meet dogs and snakes that are going downhill when you go out to say goodbye, choose another day to say goodbye.

Classic quotations of matchmaker's door-to-door marriage proposal

1. Proposal speech 1

The salute rang three times and came to the X Mansion (the woman's house). Look at the decoration outside the yard, and then look at the grandeur inside. Everyone is very happy, and everyone is beaming. At the full moon, look forward to a perfect match. On this auspicious day, I am entrusted by X House (the man's house) to prepare a dragon and phoenix gift, and I want to propose to your daughter in X House (the woman's house). Because I don't read poetry books, I don't know etiquette. If my words are speechless and hurt my feelings, please forgive Gao Peng Han Hai, the closest relative of the X family (the woman's family)!

2. Proposal speech 2

I came to X Mansion today and heard that your daughter is gentle, refined, knowledgeable and beautiful. The son of X House has prepared some gifts, hoping to marry a lady in the house. Although there is no golden hill and silver sea, getting married is also a wish. Please accept it. Don't be modest. I hope that the two families will be close, frequent contacts, tie the knot of Qin Jin, and truly become a continuous iron bridge. The longer they love each other, Mika!