Collection of funny and humorous short sentences about brothers drinking (59 items)

One of the funny and humorous short sentences about brothers drinking wine

1. The sound of the Thousand-year-old Crane is on the pillow, and the shadow falls on the Wulaofeng in the cup.

2. The market economy engages in competition, so quickly drink a glass of wine.

3. I have been suffering from stomach pain for a long time, and the pain goes away after drinking some wine.

4. People are drifting in the world, how can they not get high?

5. Life is like a dream, how much joy is there?

6. Half a pound of wine is not enough to support a wall. A pound and a half of wine can’t walk.

7. For people who don’t drink, the only reason to drink is to be with someone. Who was he drinking with?

8. I will not fall until the snowflakes fall, and I will not fall until Qingdao falls.

9. When you are drunk or awake, your mentality is different!

10. You ask me if I feel happy drinking alone. I tell you that I lack a lot in life, but you are the only one I don’t lack.

11. I have strong feelings and don’t drink enough.

12. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink yourself first.

13. Lead the whole process and lead in the future.

14. It’s rare in life to get drunk. If you want to drink, you must get drunk!

15. The best way not to get drunk is not to drink. Many people who drink know this method, but few do it.

16. I originally wanted to quit drinking, but what I hate most in life is wasting alcohol.

17. Two meals of wine a day will make you feel uncomfortable if you don’t drink. The more you drink, the better you drink, and you won’t stop until you get drunk.

18. The greatest sorrow is: To be happy only with what is in the cup is to lament that you are ignorant.

19. Waiter, has your wine been watered down?

20. I was never the name you called out when you were drunk, I was just the one who stood at the cusp of time to accompany you. The woman you grew up with. Part Two of Funny and Humorous Short Sentences about Brothers Drinking

21. People cannot live without alcohol in the world. How can people in the world not be drunk?

22. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach; if you are afraid of getting drunk, mix it with plain water; if you are really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; if you are very drunk, sleep under the table; if you pretend to be drunk, forget to tip.

23. Drinking capacity is courage, drinking style is style, drinking ethics is moral character, and wine bottle is level.

24. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you by my side in this life, and I will never regret it if I am drunk!

25. If we have a fight and drink together, we are brothers.

26. The guest will get drunk if he drinks, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

27. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship.

28. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.

29. With the Jialing River at your back, drinking wine is like drinking soup.

30. Drinking is everywhere in life.

31. I do it first as a courtesy, you can do whatever you want.

32. Wine gives people courage, and wine makes people passionate.

33. For small happiness, touch along the wall; for big happiness, drag along the floor.

34. He told me not to drink because it would hurt my stomach. I said my heart would hurt if I put down the glass of wine.

35. Brothers don’t drink and have no affection at all.

36. A word lasts a lifetime, and love lasts a lifetime with a glass of wine.

37. I heard that the porridge can fill the stomach, but the wine can fill the heart.

38. The lady clinked glasses with the leader: The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. You can choose as many as you want.

39. A person who is not a good drinker drinks mostly to vent, but I, a good drinker, stop drinking to bury certain things deep in my heart.

40. If you don’t get drunk even if you drink like this, who will sleep on the side of the road? Three funny and humorous short sentences about brothers drinking.

41. Running away as soon as you drink is too early for promotion.

42. It is a sin to drink wine without drinking it

43. The amount of wine is the courage, the bottle is the level, the style of wine is the style, and the morality of wine is the character.

44. Bold words and wine make heroes brave. Use sweet words to persuade your friends to drink more. Talking nonsense and having no depth of mind. Without saying a word, enter the dream. Talking to myself, waking up and regretting constantly.

45. There are no clouds in the sky and drought on the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted.

46. As long as the relationship is good, it doesn’t matter how much you drink; as long as the relationship is deep, even the fake ones are true; as long as the relationship is there, everything is wine.

47. As long as you have it in your heart, tea can also be regarded as wine.

48. Drinking alone is lonely, drinking with a group of people is lonely and looking for fun. After five or six beers, I am already drunk just thinking about being alone. Cheers to loneliness in the night waiting for dawn.

49. I will help you drink a few drinks, and you will carry my drunk brother.

50. The theoretical basis of the winery campaign is that you can do small things with a little wine, you can do big things with a big wine, you can do good things with a long time, and you can't do things without wine.

51. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the road?

52. When you are away from home, drinking is unbearable.

53. If you are drunk today because of the wine, turn the stove over and drink cold water.

54. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb as the alcohol becomes numb.

55. If the wine is not intoxicating, everyone will get drunk. The key lies in the right atmosphere.

56. Stay half awake and half drunk, and we will meet again in your dreams.

57. The host raised his glass and said to those present: "Women, please speak louder, and all men will go in."

58. Grassroots cadres do not drink and have no expectations at all.

59. Drinking and talking about friendship, this person is a brother. A collection of short and humorous sentences about people after drinking at Dandy.

A collection of short and humorous sentences about after drinking at Dandy.

1. Since people have tanned, their faces have become more beautiful and their teeth have become whiter. , I don’t even blush when I drink.

2. As long as you and I have a good relationship, we can drink as much as we can.

3. A person cannot live without drinking in the world of rivers and lakes. How can a person wander in the world of rivers and lakes without getting high?

4. The companionship of wine is loneliness and loneliness. After I got drunk, I realized that I didn’t remember the person beside me, but that the wine soaked all over my body, from the bottom of my heart, and only entered my heart.

5. Don’t cry when the wind blows, or get drunk when you drink.

6. Drink twice a day. If you don’t drink, you will feel uncomfortable. The more you drink, the better you drink, and you won’t stop until you get drunk.

7. Intentional life makes everyone tired, but unintentionally life makes everyone drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you will sleep peacefully!

8. One drink will make you rich, two drinks will make you lose your fortune, three drinks will kill your wife, four drinks will cause rocks to flow, five drinks and four houses will be ruined, and six drinks will enlighten you to the temple.

9. If a man doesn’t drink, he can’t make good friends.

10. When you call, you can drink, you can drink without getting drunk, you can get drunk without falling, you can fall without falling, and you can fall without falling asleep.

11. In order for the guests to drink well, you have to drink it yourself first;

12. Once I was drinking with the leader and others, and I drank a lot. At that time, my brain was too hot, so I raised the The wine glass loudly said: "Let us die together!"

13. If the wine is not intoxicating, everyone will become intoxicated. The key lies in the right atmosphere.

14. A man who doesn’t drink is like a dog, a man who doesn’t smoke is like a eunuch, a woman who doesn’t put on makeup lives in vain, and a woman who doesn’t smoke lives in vain.

15. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, one cup at a time.

16. Wine is the magic that can loosen tongues and make stories vivid.

17. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in this life are not as bitter as your turning back.

18. Bold words and wine make heroes brave.

19. For small happiness, touch along the wall; for big happiness, drag along the floor.

20. If you don’t drink, you don’t have good friends. Collection of humorous short sentences after drinking at the disco, Part 2

21. Deep feelings, boring. The feelings are shallow, give it a lick. The feelings are thick and the drink is not enough. Feeling weak, can't drink.

22. Standing on your legs, drinking does not count.

23. A woman’s love is like wine, the more it brews, the stronger it becomes; a man’s love is like tea, the more it brews, the weaker it becomes.

24. At the end of the wine glass, the policy is relaxed; at the mention of the chopsticks, it is OK; when the wine is full and the meal is over, it is not OK; if you are drunk and I am drunk, it is wrong and right.

25. Just two bites?

26. The guest will get drunk if he drinks, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

27. Lead the whole process and lead in the future.

28. It is a sin not to drink wine before your eyes

29. Spicy wine is used to rinse your teeth, and beer is used as tea.

30. The east wind blows, the war drums thunder, whoever is afraid of drinking today!

31. Those who died in the war are dead, but those who are alive will continue to live and drink, remembering the time when they drank with us. [Compiled by Www.QunZou.Com]

32. Women go crazy when they drink, and men get worried when they drink.

33. If you fall down as soon as you drink, your official position will be hard to secure.

34. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart!

35. For people who don’t drink, the only reason to drink is who is drinking with them.

36. Emotions are so strong that they can’t stop drinking.

37. In ancient times, all the sages were lonely, but only the drinkers left their names.

38. Don’t blame men for smoking, and don’t blame women for drinking. Smokers have stories. People who drink have something on their mind.

39. I drink, fight, and skip breakfast. No matter how cold it is, if you only wear one piece of clothing, no one will feel bad if nothing happens.

40. Drinking strong wine that does not make you drunk cannot relieve the sorrow of missing the green flowers. Collection of humorous short sentences after drinking at the disco, Part 3

41. Bold words and wine make heroes brave. Use sweet words to persuade your friends to drink more. Talking nonsense and having no depth of mind. Without saying a word, enter the dream. Talking to myself, waking up and regretting constantly.

42. How can one walk around the world without drinking.

43. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink yourself first.

44. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb as the alcohol becomes numb.

45. If you know how to drink from a barrel and a vat, the director of the winery will let you be!

46. I promised to stop drinking, so tonight I will stop drinking and drink again to celebrate.

47. Drinking and singing accompany me tonight, until the morning light reflects on the jade cup. ——Propertius

48. Drinking to talk about friendship, this person is a brother.

49. Ordinary women don’t drink, but women who drink are extraordinary. I am just a female man who drinks.

50. If you don’t drink it, where will I put the good Chinese wine?

51. After many years of lovesickness, only two ounces of white wine can express this love.

52. People can’t live without wine when traveling in the world.

53. If you have shallow feelings, give it a lick.

54. He who is petty is not a gentleman, and he who is not poisonous is not his husband;

55. I will never drink again in this life. If you see me drinking, just pretend that I didn’t say it.

56. It’s rare to get drunk a few times in life, so if you want to drink, you must drink well.

57. There are no clouds in the sky and drought on the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted.

58. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future. If you only drink, it will be difficult to get promoted.

59. When I am drunk, I will not accept anyone, so I will support the wall.

60. Drinking and singing, the geometry of life.

Humorous sentences about brothers and sisters drinking in the circle of friends (60 items)

Humorous sentences about brothers and sisters drinking in the circle of friends (Part 1)

1. I have a story and wine, do you want it? Come with me.

2. I will not fall until the snowflakes fall, and I will not fall until Qingdao falls.

3. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach. Afraid of getting drunk, add water to the wine. I was so drunk that I dared to drink dichlorvos. Drunk, sleeping under the table. Pretending to be drunk and not wanting to tip.

4. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship.

5. The wine I have drunk and the tears I have shed in this life are not as bitter as your turning back.

6. Who can walk around the world without drinking. How can people not get high when they are wandering around the world?

7. It feels good to drink for a while, and it feels good to drink all the time.

8. Among the colorful clouds of the White Emperor, half a catty is leisurely;

9. Qianshanhong The trees and mountains are covered with clouds, and the wine is smoked by the sun.

10. Emotions are so strong that they can’t stop drinking.

11. Drinking makes a hero brave and refuses to be controlled by his wife.

12. One drink is worth nine taels, and focus on training.

13. Smoking when you are lonely, drinking when you are lonely, a person’s world is wonderful.

14. From hundreds of rivers to the East China Sea, when will you drink again? If you don’t drink now, you will be sad in the future.

15. If you are not drunk and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb? The feeling is deep, a mouthful is boring, the feeling is shallow, a lick. Wine is made from grain, and not drinking it is a sin.

16. Half a kilo of wine is not enough to support a wall. A pound and a half of wine is not enough for me to walk.

17. I have been suffering from stomachache for a long time, but after drinking some wine, the pain will go away.

18. If a man doesn’t drink, he will live like a dog and walk in this world in vain. If he lives like a eunuch, he will not be able to make good friends;

19. When will Baichuan reach the East China Sea? Cheers again, if you don’t drink now, you will be sad in the future.

20. You pay, I pay with my life, and we drink together until we become insane. Humorous sentences about brothers and sisters drinking in Moments (Part 2)

21. Waiter, has your wine been watered down?

22. If you drink too much for a long time, it will be hard to find talents. If you take the lead in drinking, you will be the future leader

23. If you don’t drink, you won’t have any good friends.

24. If we have a fight and drink together, we are brothers.

25. If you have shallow feelings, give it a lick.

26. If the first person you think of when you are drunk will be the person you love the most.

27. Drinking is a funny thing. When I look back, I realize that all of our important decisions were made while drinking.

28. In order not to hurt my feelings, I drink; in order not to hurt my body, I drink a little.

29. Only when you are drunk and have great ambitions, you dare to ask your wife to scold you for three days!

30. Don’t drink alcohol in general. If you don’t drink ordinary wine, drinking is extraordinary.

31. If you don’t want people to know, unless you toast.

32. Strike first to win by surprise, strike later to take over the overall situation.

33. If you don’t drink, you won’t get anything. It’s really contradictory to knock down a lot of friends when you drink.

34. Wine is food, the more you drink, the younger you become;

35. When you are away from home, drinking is hard.

36. If a man doesn’t drink, he can’t make good friends.

37. All anti-alcoholists are tigresses!

38. Drink wine when meeting close friends, and recite poems to those who meet you.

39. A woman who drinks is pouring wine, drinking is love, and being drunk is love.

40. Such good wine, you will live forever after drinking it! Humorous sentences about brothers and sisters drinking in Moments (Part 3)

41. If you run away halfway, it’s still too early for promotion.

42. Drinking with a broken heart. Drinking hurts the lungs. In the end, you are heartless and lungless.

43. If you fall down as soon as you drink, your job will be hard to secure.

44. Stay half awake and half drunk, and we will meet again in your dreams.

45. I don’t like drinking with people who don’t know how to drink, because you never know what they will look like when they are drunk or what they will look like when they are sober.

46. Middle-level cadres don’t drink and have no information at all.

47. There are no clouds in the sky and drought on the ground. The cup just now cannot be counted.

48. There are many boys who advise you not to drink, but are there any who will take care of you when you are drunk?

49. What I have is just a waste of wine. It’s better to get drunk during the long night.

50. The market economy engages in competition, so quickly drink a glass of wine.

51. When the person who persuades you to drink gets up and makes a toast, the person being advised will say: "Lift your butt, drink again", intending to ask the person to drink another drink. At this time, the person who persuades you to drink should respond: "Move your butt, it means you have to drink again". respect".

52. It looks like water, tastes spicy, causes ghosts when you drink it, stumbles your legs when walking, looks for water at night, and regrets waking up early.

53. Feeling weak, unable to drink.

54. It’s a lie that I want to drink with you, but it’s true that I want to get drunk in your arms.

55. Don’t drink when you win, but cheat when you lose.

56. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future.

57. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character.

58. It is said that you will drink until you are drunk and love your lover to the point of love, but you drink till you vomit and fall in love till you break up.

59. If the past can make you drink, memories are like a hangover.

60. If men and women don’t drink, there is no chance at all. Humorous sentences about eating supper and drinking with good brothers

Humorous sentences about eating supper and drinking with good brothers Part 1

1. If you want people to not know, unless you toast.

2. As long as you are in good spirits, drink alcohol like water.

3. Don’t cry when the wind blows, or get drunk when you drink.

4. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach; if you are afraid of getting drunk, mix it with plain water; if you are really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; if you are very drunk, sleep under the table; if you pretend to be drunk, forget to tip.

5. Make me resemble you, but you have forgotten me.

6. The theoretical basis of the winery battle is that you can do small things with a little wine, you can do big things with a big wine, you can do good things with a long time, and you can't do things without wine.

7. A woman’s love is like wine, the more it brews, the stronger it becomes; a man’s love is like tea, the more it brews, the weaker it becomes.

8. A toast to tomorrow and a toast to the past.

9. I’ll give you a few drinks, and you’ll carry my drunk brother.

10. The companionship of wine is loneliness and loneliness. After I got drunk, I realized that I didn’t remember the person beside me, but that the wine soaked all over my body, from the bottom of my heart, and only entered my heart.

11. Able to drink without losing, leader secretary.

12. Only when you are drunk do you know who you love the most; only when you are sick do you know that no one loves you.

13. The longer the wine is, the mellower it is, the longer the friendship is, the more true it is; the longer the water flows, the clearer it becomes, and the vicissitudes of the world become lighter and lighter.

14. A thousand cups of wine is less than a thousand cups with a close friend. Drink as much as you can. If you can't drink, run away.

15. Drinking tea is a person’s habit, drinking is a state of mind for two people. Drinking tea is for quiet contemplation, while drinking is for wanton indulgence.

16. I can drink half a catty and drink one catty. This is the most considerate thing!

17. Those who can drink one tael drink two taels, such friends are generous; those who can drink two taels drink five taels, such friends are cultivated; those who can drink half a catty drink one catty, such Brothers are the most considerate; if you can drink a kilogram, drink a bucket, you will be promoted to vice president; if you can drink a bucket, drink a tank, the director of the winery will let you be;

18. From now on, drink wine abandon.

19. Women go crazy when they drink, and men get worried when they drink.

20. Only when you are drunk and have great ambitions, you dare to ask your wife to scold you for three days! Part 2 of humorous sentences about eating supper and drinking with good friends

21. Two or three times a day, four or five taels per meal. The wine shop is like a battlefield, give your stomach to the party.

22. Deep feelings, boring. The feelings are shallow, give it a lick. The feelings are thick and the drink is not enough. Feeling weak, can't drink.

23. Time flies by like lightning and is hard to catch up. How many times can you be happy when you are 100 years old?

24. It’s rare to get drunk a few times in life, what’s so rare about me?

25. Drinking between friends, no matter whether it’s easy or wrong.

26. He told me not to drink because it would hurt my stomach. I said my heart would hurt if I put down the glass of wine.

27. Everyone in the world is drunk and I am sober, so I have to serve them again.

28. When the wine entered the throat, there was a crackling sound, like a desperate singing.

29. It is better to take a nap instead of getting drunk.

30. A hundred cups must be drunk, and a pillow will make a spring.

31. Drink as much as you can, and run away if you can’t drink anymore.

32. If you have strong feelings, you can’t drink enough.

33. Pretend to be indifferent and make yourself look numb as the alcohol becomes numb.

34. No matter how careful you are when drinking, don’t get drunk after drinking.

35. Bold words and wine make heroes brave. Use sweet words to persuade your friends to drink more. Talking nonsense and having no depth of mind. Without saying a word, enter the dream. Talking to myself, waking up and regretting constantly.

36. If you don’t drink, I won’t drink. Where can I put the good Chinese wine?

37. With the Jialing River at my back, I drink wine as soup.

38. Don’t drink once, or you will fail every time.

39. Once I was drinking with the leader and others, and drank too much. At that time, my brain was too hot, so I raised my glass and said loudly: "Let us die together!"

40. Men If you don't drink, you'll live like a dog, and you'll be in vain. If you live like a eunuch, you won't be able to make good friends; Part 3 of humorous sentences about eating supper and drinking with good friends

41. How difficult is life? Wine is very choking, and eight times out of ten, drinking is not as good as it is.

42. Only drink drinks, not the boss.

43. Will you drink and die together?

44. Being drunk is the minimum respect for drinking!

45. If you can’t reach the food, stand up.

46. An old cellar with new cups, the two of them drank until dark. They were half sober and blew wildly, and half drunk went home.

47. Miss, please give me two bottles of alcohol.

48. Wine is food, the more you drink, the younger you become;

49. A word lasts a lifetime, a glass of wine lasts a lifetime.

50. Seven wines leave poems, eight wines beg for food, and nine wines leave world heritage.

51. One cup after another, three cups is not too much.

52. Art for the sake of art is no more meaningful than drinking for the sake of drinking.

53. The market economy engages in competition, so quickly drink a glass of wine.

54. For small happiness, touch along the wall; for big happiness, drag along the ground.

55. Big brother, you drink this wine first, and I will deal with the aftermath.

56. How can one walk around the world without drinking.

57. If you run away halfway, it’s still too early for promotion.

58. The east wind blows, the war drums thunder, whoever is afraid of drinking today!

59. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Whoever drinks today is afraid of who he is.

60. Put all your worries in wine and keep them in your heart. A collection of humorous stories about drinking with brothers

Humorous stories about drinking with brothers (Part 1)

1. How difficult life is, the wine will be choked, and things will not go as planned. Eight times out of ten, wine.

2. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, one cup at a time.

3. The east wind blows and the war drums beat. Nowadays, who is afraid of whom when drinking? One drink for you and one for me. Who is afraid of whom when drinking now?

4. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship.

5. I have strong feelings and don’t drink enough.

6. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine are too few, and if you don’t speculate, drink a lot.

7. Drinking should be done among friends, no matter whether it is easy or wrong.

8. Is there anything that a glass of wine can’t solve? If so, then two glasses of wine.

9. Are you willing to be old friends? When we grow old, we can also go drinking together.

10. Show your skills in times of crisis, the younger sister drinks a glass of Songhe wine for your brother;

11. If you don’t know how to drink, your future will be hopeless. If you only drink, your promotion will be unpredictable

12. Drinking strong wine that is not drunk cannot relieve the sorrow of missing the green flowers.

13. Time flies by like lightning and is hard to catch up. How many times can you be happy when you are 100 years old?

14. Just two bites?

15. I hate drinking, but I like the person who can make me drink. [Compiled by MeiWEn]

16. Drinking is a funny thing. When I look back, I realize that all of our important decisions were made while drinking.

17. Among the colorful clouds of the White Emperor's speech, only half a catty and eight ounces are idle;

18. The greatest sorrow is: I only rejoice in the cup, but I am ignorant.

19. When you call it, you can drink it, drink it without getting drunk, get drunk without getting drunk, get confused without falling, and fall without falling asleep.

20. A person who is not a good drinker drinks mostly to vent, but a good drinker like me stops drinking to bury certain things deep in my heart. Talking about the humorous mood of drinking with brothers (Part 2)

21. The biggest pain - not getting drunk no matter how much you drink, you can't be drunk and have to pay the bill.

22. It’s rare in life to get drunk. If you want to drink, you must get drunk!

23. The guest will get drunk if he drinks, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

24. When I’m drunk, I won’t accept anyone’s advice, so I’ll hold on to the wall.

25. If you fall down as soon as you drink, your job will be hard to secure.

26. A man who doesn’t drink is like a dog, a man who doesn’t smoke is like a eunuch, a woman who doesn’t put on makeup lives in vain, and a woman who doesn’t smoke lives in vain.

27. Drinking capacity is courage, wine bottle is level, drinking style is style, and drinking morality is moral character.

28. People can’t live without wine when traveling in the world.

29. Drinking and singing, the geometry of life.

30. Today is Monday, let’s have a drink. Tomorrow is Tuesday, two drinks in advance.

31. Drink as much as you can. If you can’t drink anymore, run away.

32. I will never drink again in this life. If you see me drinking, just pretend that I didn’t say it.

33. A person cannot live without drinking in the world of rivers and lakes. How can a person wander in the world of rivers and lakes without getting high?

34. Drinking with a broken heart. Drinking hurts the lungs. In the end, you are heartless and lungless.

35. It is rare to get drunk a few times in life, so if you want to drink, you must drink well.

36. Only when you are drunk and have great ambitions, you dare to ask your wife to scold you for three days!

37. If the past can make you drink, memories are like a hangover.

38. Wine is food, the more you drink, the younger you become;

39. Smoking when you are lonely, drinking when you are lonely, a person’s world is wonderful.

40. If the wine is not intoxicating, everyone will get drunk. The key lies in the right atmosphere. Talk about the humorous mood of drinking with brothers (Part 3)

41. Ordinary women don’t drink, but women who drink are extraordinary. I am just a female man who drinks.

42. Intentional life makes everyone tired, but unintentionally life makes everyone drunk every day. When the iceberg melts, you will sleep peacefully!

43. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a pot of two pots.

44. I don’t like drinking with people who don’t know how to drink, because you never know what they will look like when they are drunk or what they will look like when they are sober.

45. Middle-level cadres don’t drink and have no information at all.

46. Swim against the great bend of Yanghe River to the end.

47. I want to cry with tears in my eyes, I want to smile with tears in my eyes, I just want to use alcohol to numb all my thoughts.

48. If you get drunk often, you will regret it for life.

49. Women go crazy when they drink, and men get worried when they drink.

50. Six sixes! Good job, brothers! Who is afraid of whom? The turtle is afraid of the hammer!

51. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach; if you are afraid of getting drunk, mix it with plain water; if you are really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; if you are very drunk, sleep under the table; if you pretend to be drunk, forget to tip.

52. From hundreds of rivers to the East China Sea, when will you drink again? If you don’t drink now, you will be sad in the future.

53. One, two, and two ounces rinse your mouth, three ounces and four ounces are not counted as wine, five ounces and six ounces support the wall and walk, and seven ounces and eight ounces are still roaring.

54. All anti-alcoholists are tigresses!

55. Years of lovesickness can only be expressed with two ounces of white wine.

56. If your feelings are strong, you won’t be afraid of stomach bleeding; if your feelings are deep, you won’t be afraid of intravenous injections.

57. When I’m drunk, I won’t accept anyone, so I just hold on to the wall.

58. Bold words and wine make heroes brave.

59. I drank today. I feel so uncomfortable and have a headache. I feel even worse when I’m drunk. Don’t drink in the future.

60. Drinking and talking about friendship, this person is a brother.