Homophonic stories, jokes, ancient poems and couplets

Today, my roommate read me the news that a man sneaked into the zoo and shot a female bear. I asked her, "How did he repay the female bear?" Why repay the mother bear? " My roommate explained, "I don't know why, but it exploded." I said, "Didn't you say how to pay it back?"

Ancient poems:

Four ancient folk songs with seven-character poems on love or local themes

Liuyuxi decoction

The willows in Jiang Shuiping are green, and the songs on the shore can be heard.

Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. (Sunshine-Affection)

Couplets:

Part one: Mr. Mo Mo, Mr. Mo Mo.

Bottom line: burn coal to Mei, and coal explodes to Mei Shuangmei.