Who can tell me a father-son joke? It must be interesting.

1. A young father asked his 5-year-old son: Oh, why did you paint all the calendars red? The son replied, didn't you tell me that you don't have to go to kindergarten every day when the calendar turns red? 2. Son: Dad, give me a dime.

Father: Son, you don't think you've grown up and shouldn't ask for another dime, do you?

Son: Dad, I think you are right. Can I have a dollar? 3. The little boy asked his father, "Does the father always know more than his son?"

Dad replied, "Of course!"

"Who invented the electric light?"

"Edison."

"Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?" My father likes playing mahjong. The son who just went to elementary school said to his father, "The teacher said that playing mahjong is an act of gambling and should be caught by the police." Father proudly said, "What am I afraid of!" In case I am sentenced, you can send my father dinner! "The son said sympathetically," What if you are sentenced to death? "