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The couplet lines of red carp, green carp and donkey in Song Xiaobao's Legend of Zhen Huan

The sketch "The Legend of Zhen Huan" stars Song Xiaobao, Wen Song, and Yang Shulin. The lines of the couplet of red carp, green carp and donkey are as follows:

Song Xiaofeng: handsome, handsome, cool, young and ignorant. , smart, lively and cheerful, elegant and extraordinary, even rarer to be among the ten outstanding young people in the country. He started practicing martial arts at the age of three and practiced martial arts at the age of seven. He is extremely talented and has both talent and appearance. He knows astronomy and geography at the top and trivial matters at the bottom. Omniscient, omnipotent, omniscient.

Whenever I go out for a walk, I often attract beautiful women to turn around and handsome men to jump off the building. Their words are like the continuous flow of a surging river, and like the Yellow River flooding out of control. It is really a dragon among men, a unique genius, a red carp. Green carp, and donkey, right!

Wensong: How many fish and donkeys are there?

Song Xiaofeng: Then I have to be very handsome. He is young and knowledgeable, smart, lively and cheerful, and has an extraordinary demeanor. He is even more rare among the top ten young people in the country. He started practicing martial arts at the age of three. Practicing martial arts at the age of seven,...

Wensong: You will be exhausted if you go against me as a young boy.

Song Xiaobao: Get up, is Pengci coming? stand up.

Song Xiaofeng: Red carp, green carp, donkey.

Song Xiaobao: Everyone has lost, it’s useless.

Song Xiaofeng: I figured it out, two fish and one donkey.

Extended information:

The sketch "The Legend of Zhen Huan" was performed by Song Xiaobao in the seventh issue of Dragon TV's "Happy Comedian" on June 13, 2015. In that issue, Song Xiaobao's team He ranked first for his cross-section of "The Legend of Zhen Huan".

After a week of recuperation, Song Xiaobao, who accidentally fell down in the fifth episode of the show, wrote and directed "The Legend of Zhen Huan" and gave the audience a wonderful performance.

In "The Legend of Zhen Huan", Song Xiaobao traveled back to the Qing Dynasty and transformed into Song Huan Huan. Song Xiaobao, dressed in a gorgeous imperial concubine, appeared on the stage with a look that "stunning everyone". Not only the audience was shocked, but also the guests watching the performance backstage were shocked. The most special "Zhen Huan" empress in history and the richest "Wulala" empress showed off their talents in order to win the opportunity to leave the palace with the emperor.