What are the sweet stories?

1. Her husband often goes abroad on business, and he knows the rules of western food. One day, her husband took her to eat western food for the first time. The waiter came to ask about the food. She ordered a medium-rare steak, and everyone around her laughed at her. While she was in unknown so, her husband looked around and said, Do we have Hu spicy soup here? Give me a bowl! Now everyone is laughing at him again, including her.

Every time my wife doesn't want to do anything, she says to her husband, Dear, let's cut stones and cloth! Whoever loses will go. But every time he will choose to give up, over time, his wife joked: Why do you give up such a good opportunity every time? You have a 50% chance of winning! The husband looked at his wife and replied faintly, My wife, what if she wins?

Today is my physiological period. I used to be in good health and won't suffer from menstruation. In recent years, the first day of every physiological period has been painful to death. Today, I joked with my boyfriend: I am in such poor health, how can I have children in the future? The male ticket said: Then it won't be born. Me: Then why did your parents let you go? Male ticket: then I'll say I can't be born. Then I went out to buy a warm baby.

I just went to the market to buy seafood. I was very excited when I saw the water. I catch shrimp by hand. After fishing, I looked for a rag everywhere. He tugged at his clothes and said, This is your rag.

I just went to a restaurant for dinner and saw a man and a woman at the next table. The girl sat down angrily and said, "Come on, where did you go wrong just now?" The boy said seriously, "What are you talking about?" ! Won't you scold me if I'm right? Passers-by looked at the man with a shocked face: "Huh? "

Extended data:

Love is a piece of sunshine shining in winter, which makes poor and sick people feel the warmth of the world;

Love is the spring that knocks on the ice door and shakes the heart of stone;

Love is a beacon shining in the dark, which can help lost ships find a harbor.

Love is a drizzle in spring, which makes lonely people enjoy the nourishment of their hearts;

Love is a tear flowing in a clear spring on a summer night, which makes people who are hot and sleepless appreciate the poetic peace.

Love is a small umbrella held up on a rainy night, which allows people wandering in a foreign land to get the shade of family;

Love is a rainbow flying from the horizon, so that people who are full of sadness can see the beauty of the world.