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This is my excellent composition of 8 words (5 selected articles) in Grade One.

article 1: this is my excellent composition of 8 words

I have a pair of small eyes, a collapsed nose, a big mouth that can put an apple in one mouthful, and a fat "armor" weighing 7 kilograms, which makes me a big fat man in the eyes of my classmates. I am xxx.

To tell the truth, I have complained about my image several times, complaining about why my mother made me so "extraordinary" and why my father influenced the appearance of the city, but my face is still the same without listening to my complaints. So I made a "poison oath" in primary school: when I grow up, I must use my first bucket of gold to go to South Korea for a thorough plastic surgery. The worst has to be made like Nicholas Tse. Of course, this is a joke.

I am a tiger this year, and since I am a tiger, I certainly have the same characteristics as a tiger. But the most noticeable thing is of course my tiger temper. Well, it's the weekend again today, and I can have fun and eat, so I've been surfing the internet since morning, when my grandmother came over and said, "xx, have you finished your homework?" If you don't finish it, you must finish it. If you don't finish it, you will be scolded by the teacher! ..... ""Today is Saturday, and it's not too late to do your homework tomorrow. " I let out a cry and gave grandma a fright. At this time, my mother came over and said, "Yo yo, our little tiger is mad again." In this regard, I can only hum it, pick up the book and swim in "ABC".

in addition to the tiger's temper, there is also the characteristic of "paper tiger". On weekends, my father goes out to work and my mother goes to work, which is great. No one cares about me, and my grandmother is bossed around by me. It's like Qin Shihuang in those days. But as soon as my parents came home, I, the "king", "died" for the sake of "civilians", and I had to serve my parents tea and water.

Because I am a tiger, just because I am a tiger, it seems that I have a special affinity with "carelessness". Far away, let's talk about a Chinese exam in primary school. One of the composition questions was clearly to write a specific thing, but I abruptly left out the word "one". There is also a math simulation test, the first few steps are correct, but there is a decimal point missing at the end. Therefore, my score was "heavy". So I made up my mind to get rid of my bad habits and make myself a more careful person.

Having said so many shortcomings, don't think that I am really useless. Being a man will definitely have my own advantages. My advantage is having a good voice. In primary school, there was a speech contest in the school. The teacher elected speakers in the class, and many students became timid, but I made progress despite difficulties and was "unique" in the class, taking part in the speech contest on behalf of everyone. Surprisingly, I, a novice, beat many veterans and won the second prize in one fell swoop, winning glory for my class.

after listening to my self-introduction, you should know something about me, right? People who like me can be friends with me! Article 2: This is my excellent composition in Grade One. 8 words

The world is full of people. Perhaps, I am like a flickering planet in the universe. I am a drop in the ocean, and I can't be more ordinary.

But because of my arrival, there is a shining star in the universe, which is far away and beautiful. Therefore, ordinary me seems to be extraordinary.

then let me introduce myself.

Cheerful and enthusiastic

If you stay with someone who doesn't like to laugh, you will become silent and depressed; And with a person who loves to laugh, you will become sunny and happy. Therefore, I chose to smile. I will look at everyone with appreciation, so I will smile at everyone. My personality has also become cheerful. In the past, because of the failure in the exam, I frowned and ignored my classmates and friends. Gradually, I found that I was wrong, and I was sad to keep it in my heart. My whole body is also full of passionate blood. As long as someone needs my help, I will do my best to help.

Tolerance, silent dedication

"Mount Tai can only achieve its height if it does not hesitate to take a cup of soil; Rivers can only become big if they don't choose small streams. " Although I don't have the mind that "the prime minister can punt in his stomach", at least I am a tolerant person. I can laugh it off without losing my principle. The beauty of the sky is how beautiful it is to wear blue and white clouds; The beauty of the forest is covered with green, lush and full of vitality; The beauty in the world is to have a tolerant heart and how harmonious it is to understand each other!

In the yearbook of primary school, my good friend gave me such an evaluation: "You are like a small green leaf in the garden. Although it is not as gorgeous as peony and delicate and charming as rose, you can work for people silently." I really appreciate her. She knows me. Yes, I am a person who is willing to pay for others. I think that as long as everyone pays a little, harmony is not a dream.

Lack of persistence and love of sports

People must be self-motivated. Whenever my grades drop and I treat my family a little grumpy, my mother earnestly educates me: "Even if you read the last place, you can't give up. As long as you have perseverance and faith, you will definitely make progress." Maybe I just lack this persistence.

I love sports, and I will be seen in every sports meeting. Several times, I participated in the 1-meter hurdles, and when I crossed obstacles, my pride and happiness welled up in my heart. If you give me a pair of wings, I think I can fly ...

This is me, a me with some advantages, a me that needs to be constantly improved. Article 3: This is my excellent composition in Grade One. 8 words

I like to throw away my umbrella and accept a gentle kiss from the rain beads in the drizzling spring. I like to walk around the square in roller skates on a breezy summer night, accompanied by bursts of cicadas, and feel the rare coolness in midsummer; I like to look at the stars outside the window in the middle of the night and fantasize about how I walked in space on Neptune. When I woke up the next morning, I was already lying on the ground with a quilt ... Anyway, this is me.

In spring, the favorite thing is to come to a flower bush in the early morning when it is drizzling, and spread it for three days. When the raindrops accumulate on the umbrella, hold the umbrella handle, let the umbrella turn, let the rain fly to the ground and splash a clear spray, and your heart will be particularly happy. Tired of playing with the umbrella, I put it aside, close my eyes, look up and let the rain hit my face. That little bit of coolness seems to purify people's hearts, and suddenly I will feel relaxed. However, there is a price to pay. When I get home, my mother will always nag me, but I will still get wet next time. This is me.

summer has passed, but the heat with strong summer breath still lingers. The noisy cicada gradually disappeared, and I can't help but recall that when I was a child, almost every child in the community would put on roller skates and go out on time one second after the news broadcast. Groups of children glided around the square of the community quickly. The sound of the wheels of shoes rubbing against the asphalt road is densely intertwined into the happiest summer night March. In the hot summer, we are sweating and speeding up, eager for a cool breeze to blow our faces. This is me.

When I was very young, I had an idea that now seems so wild and funny, that is, I went to Neptune to see Poseidon. Therefore, when the stars are scattered all over the night sky, I often look up and try my best to find Neptune's ball, stubbornly thinking that it must be a dazzling planet with ocean-like blue light, and persistently looking for it for a long time. Finally, I gave myself a conclusion to end this ridiculous time. This is me.

However, I still like watching the stars, and I will fantasize about how I live and study on that distant planet. Sometimes, leaning on the bed and seeing an elf-like star through the half-covered window can't help but get lost. Unconsciously, when I woke up the next day, I was lying on the ground. But this is me.

whether I'm a "drowned rat", sweating on a sultry summer night, or an irrelevant fantasy, I'm me. When I can't sleep over and over again, I will play the piano "ding-ding-dong" even in the middle of the night; I can't help laughing out loud on a very serious occasion because a small matter is associated with a lot of irrelevant things.

but what can be done? This is me. Article 4: This is my excellent composition of Grade One. 8 words

In the vast sea of people, I am just an ordinary sand, which goes with the wind and stops with it. Like most people, I don't know where I will go in the future.

In the eyes of my parents, I am like a thriving sapling, absorbing knowledge and getting nutrients from them.

In the teacher's eyes, I am a big tree. I have grown up, but I am facing various difficulties. Facing the wind and sand, overcoming difficulties.

I am ordinary, but unique. Although I am not perfect, I am open-minded and tolerant. Although I am just a grain of sand in the vast sea of people, I also have great dreams and a positive heart.

"The ocean is the widest in the world, the sky is wider than the ocean, and the human mind is wider than the sky." The poem of Hugo, a French poet, means that people should have an open-minded measure. I am open-minded, cheerful and tolerant.

in the library, I'm flipping through one book after another. It's all stories of phone calls and imagination, and I'm bored in every way. I suddenly became interested in the original work of A Dream of Red Mansions and wanted to borrow a copy of A Dream of Red Mansions. Hardly had I reached out my hand when the book was quickly taken away. Just at that moment, I caught a corner of the book. Looking back, a girl my age also wanted to take this book.

"Do you also want to borrow this book?" I asked the girl, and she nodded and looked at me with eyes that were eager to get the book.

I think that girl seems to be eager for this book, and she is not in a hurry. I let go of my hand and said with a smile, "Forget it, take it and have a look. Can you return it to me in two weeks?"

If I don't give the girl books, there may be a "war"! Generosity can make you stand tall like a mountain and laugh at life! This is the tolerant and open-minded me.

I am positive and have lofty ideals. When I was in primary school, the head teacher often changed for a whole year, and there were three. At that time, the discipline in our class was very poor, and it became a swarm of buzzing bees. We studied seriously or not, and we all depended on ourselves. During that time, the classes were basically attended by substitute teachers. The teachers didn't care about our discipline, and they didn't stop to remind us that the grades of our class dropped from the first place in the year to the bottom.

I am not influenced by my classmates at all. I still listen to the class carefully and finish my homework carefully. I have high demands on myself, because I don't want to live a life of mediocrity. I hope that when I grow up, I can help people in need and let myself live the value and wonderful life.

this is the positive and ideal me. An open-minded and positive heart constitutes me in the cardamom years. Chapter 5: This is my excellent composition of Grade One, 8 words

This is my brand-new group, and I have ushered in a brand-new self. Here I will bring you not only laughter, but also happiness. This is me, a naughty boy who loves to talk, laugh and make trouble. Seeing this, you can't help asking, what's the naughty method? Haha, you will know later! I have a round face with two watery eyes on my face. As long as I smile, they can become a crack. Although I am only 13 years old, I weigh hundreds, which makes me very annoyed. It is because I am fat that my classmates call me Brother Fat. Hey, you haven't experienced the taste of getting fat yourself! That kind of feeling is worse than going to the mountain! Therefore, being fat has become my characteristic and my biggest worry. I remember when I was in the fifth grade, my school went to physical education class one day. As the monitor of sports, my teacher asked me to demonstrate the high jump to my classmates.

What does the high jump mean to me? That's what most people can't do! Not to mention I'm a big fat man. I've been under the pole and it's not bad! Under the repeated pressure of my classmates, I was as scared as if I were on the execution ground, but in order to take care of my own face, I summoned up my courage and rushed over with a loud bang. The high jump pole was knocked down by me, and the classmates burst out laughing, and I fell to the ground with a heavy fall. From then on, I never jumped high again, and now I still remember it vividly! Speaking of naughty, everyone is not new to it. It is a character that every boy should have, and of course I am no exception. I am one of the best naughty kings in my class. I have all the tricks to be naughty. For example, there was a geography class last week. The teacher came to the classroom early, with a globe in her hand. She put it on the table and went out. Because I was curious, I went up to play with it. Somehow, I got a bad idea in my heart and wanted to play a trick on the teacher. So, I tampered with the globe, and I was secretly pleased with my class. The teacher went deep into the lecture with passion and ignored the existence of the globe. Just like that, a class was taken away without moving the globe. I was disappointed and worried. Later, I heard that the teacher had made a joke in another class. I was ashamed! This is me, a naughty boy who loves to talk, laugh and make trouble! ! !