Humor 10: What's the difference between having a son and a daughter?

1. What's the difference between having a son and a daughter? My daughter is worried about the beast principal in primary school, the beast teacher in junior high school, the beast classmate in senior high school, the beast professor in university, and the beast leader who goes out to work after graduation. As for the son? You just have to worry that he's not an animal.

2./Kloc-When she was 0/7 years old, she saw my mobile phone: Brother-in-law, your mobile phone is good! So her sister gave her the phone. /kloc-When she was 0/8 years old, she saw my notebook again: Brother-in-law, your notebook is good! So her sister gave her the notebook. This year, she 19 years old and has become a beautiful girl. She looked at me shyly and said, brother-in-law, you are fine. "I'm waiting for her sister to say.

3. The girl asked the boy, "Are there any activities in your school today?" The boy said, "There was a lottery to give fruit, some won apples, some won bananas …" The girl asked again, "What did you win?" The boy said, "I, I won a pear!" " "The girl listened, lowered her head, blushed and said," Me too! " "

4. The library saw a beautiful woman, so she came forward to strike up a conversation: Hello, classmate, introduce yourself. I'm in the computer department, and you? She looked at me and smiled: I have nothing to do with you. Shit, what a witty girl. It's hard for girls to have sex now. . .

Psychological shadows can last for a year!

When I was a child, adults lied to me that dandelion would grow a tree from its nose when it got in! So I secretly collected a lot of dandelion seeds, and my sister put one in her nose as soon as she fell asleep! I told you to hit me, and I laughed at you when your nose grew grass! ! ! But nothing happened for a long time. . I wonder, is it because I didn't water it? Just when I poured water into her nose, she suddenly woke up. That's how I got the most impressive fat beat in my life!

6. The princess fell asleep. On this day, the prince kissed the princess and the princess woke up! As soon as she saw the prince, she slapped him. The prince said unjustly, I really didn't mean to kiss you. Princess: I pretended to sleep for so long, and you only kissed me. . Why not ...? . . . .

7. The difference between Nanjing husband and Shanghai husband:-Walking on the road, there is a pit in front, and my wife didn't pay attention to falling down! At this time, my husband in Shanghai will say, "Hey, little baby, how could Nong accidentally get hurt?" Give me a hug. Wow! "Then gently help his wife. My husband in Nanjing will say: Flint, you are blind and can't see a pit! I want you to be a 250-year-old woman You can't walk well. Why didn't you fall to your death? ...

8. After getting married for a month, my mother chatted with me and said, "You can't do any housework at home. Learn more when you get married. " Me: "Nothing, don't worry. My husband does all the housework. " My mother: "Then what are you doing?" Me: "praise him nearby."

9. I knew that toilets should be divided into men and women when I first went to elementary school. There is a mystery that the ladies' toilet can't get in. Driven by curiosity, I want to see the difference between men's and women's toilets. So he said to the girl at the same table; "I have great strength. I can drag you ten girls into the men's room by myself. " The girl didn't believe it and said, "It's almost the same to drag you into the ladies' room." I said, "Let's have a game after class." "Compare it. "After class, she called nine girls and dragged me into the ladies' room. .......

10, I worked hard in the company for four years and finally got a raise, but I was not happy. After work, Lao Zhang of the finance department mysteriously asked me to slip myself a card, saying: It's not easy to send you this card every month for the extra money, and that's all I can do for you ... Looking at Lao Zhang's back, I was so excited that tears filled my eyes. good person ...