Tell a joke or make up a jingle about smoking.

When there is smoke, the lighter doesn't know where it is. When there is a lighter, there is no oil in the lighter Finally, with a lighter with oil, there is no cigarette.

Borrow someone else's cigarette, only to find that you can't borrow someone else's fire.

I finally borrowed someone else's fire, only to find that my wife is also angry with me.

Still bite the bullet and my wife will slap me.

Who should I choose, cigarettes or wife? But everyone needs someone, just like cigarettes fall in love with matches, and I fall in love with my wife.

But you can't have it both ways. I don't quit smoking in my pocket, so will I in my wife's bed.

I am a living immortal when I smoke, but I feel more energetic than when I don't smoke.

But I only admire Yuanyang, and the night without a wife is like an old eunuch in the palace.

I think my life is doomed to be bleak.

Just like a burnt-out cigarette end, the floating smoke is empty, and everything is a cloud.