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Good morning: Youth is to make you laugh and give you inexplicable pain.

1. What we become is not our ability, but our choice.

It is better to be a sad wise man than a happy fool.

3. In your early twenties, do something that you will remember and laugh at when you are 80 years old.

4. The feeling of true love begins with fear: fear that he doesn't like it, fear that he won't accept it, fear that he will make excuses, fear of embarrassment, fear that there is nothing to talk about, fear of having it because of fear of losing it, and everything is cautious ... all these are because he loves too much and doesn't know how to love.

5. Nothing can bind your hands and feet forever; No one can belong to you forever. So, as long as you have the ability to do what you want, don't wait and don't be afraid of failure; The love you want to give, as long as you think you can, do it boldly and don't leave regrets.

6. If you quarrel like husband and wife, talk like friends, flirt like first love and protect each other like brother and sister, then you are destined to be together.

7. Life is cruel. Let you know what happiness is with sadness, teach you how to appreciate silence with noise, and remind you that there is still a smooth road ahead with detours.

8. It is not difficult to fall in love with someone, but it is difficult to see that someone still loves him. When two people get along for a long time, it is inevitable to complain that "you have changed" and "you have changed" ... Have you ever thought about it? Maybe we haven't changed, we just don't need to pretend anymore, and we are closer to our true selves.

9. There may be a time when you suddenly feel desperate and feel that the whole world has abandoned you. To live is to suffer humiliation and pain. At this time, you should say to yourself, it doesn't matter, many people grow up like this. A quiet life is the pursuit after middle age. When you are young, your suffering, food loss, responsibility, sin and pain will eventually turn into light and light your way.

10, many years later, recalling the confusion and persistence when I was young, maybe I can't remember the reason. Youth is to make you laugh and give you inexplicable pain. -Miyazaki Hayao's "Blooming Mountains"

1 1, life is really tiring, depending on your taste; Don't always complain about everything you can't control and own. When you have to give up, give up decisively. Only by letting go can we go far! Give up before you can pursue anything. People who are unwilling to give up anything will lose the most precious thing.

12, don't dwell on the present and don't worry about the future. Life is like a long road. Fate will set some obstacles for every road, but some are in front and some are behind. There is no need to envy those who get off to a good start.

13, life is not perfect, happiness is not 100%. There is no absolute satisfaction and dissatisfaction in the world. They are often intertwined, interactive and complementary. Whether content or not, it is a kind of life mentality.

14. Life is like a dream. Only by being the truest self in your heart and having a good attitude can you enjoy life. Don't expect too many things, as long as you have your own home, your own small home, sweet and warm, and have a good time every day.

15, life is like this, and it is cherished, and life needs to face too many wonderful and bumpy; Never show your weakness to others; Never tell others about your mess; Because no one will think you are pathetic at all, only that you are incompetent and useless.

16. bittersweet is life, bittersweet is life. Seeing is not equal to seeing through; Seeing through is not equal to thinking through; Meaning does not mean letting go; Putting it down doesn't mean picking it up. Go ahead, believe in your dreams and stick to them. Only in this way can you have a chance to prove yourself and find the dignity you want!

17, it's empty, and nothing happens. Life is long and short, whether it's walking slowly or catching up quickly, time always passes inadvertently. If a person knows what he is living for, he can endure any life.

18, the important thing in life is experience. Being a man is an important topic in life, and it is also related to mentality. Anyone who fails to pass these two points is bound to encounter setbacks. This is the last sentence. It can even be said that the mentality of being a man not only affects life, but also determines life.

19, believe that you are blessed, but don't deliberately have it; Believe that you are strong, but don't refuse tears; I believe there are good people in the world, but we should guard against bad people; Believe in fate, but don't wait blindly; Believe in love, but don't seek perfection.

20. Being happy is the greatest happiness. There are gains and losses in life, smart people know how to give up and choose, and happy people know how to sacrifice and surpass. Being satisfied with real possession and getting rid of joys and sorrows is also a supreme state of life.

Good morning, talk about your mood: youth is a smile that makes you flaunt, and it also gives you inexplicable pain.

1, the most terrible thing in the world is that the person who pushed you to hell once took you to heaven.

2, be practical, don't worry, you will get everything you want.

I just want to live vigorously at this moment. It doesn't matter where I go or who I meet. All the places I want to go are hometown I have never met. The people I will meet will become my friends.

Memories are wonderful, as long as you can let go of the past.

Don't talk about the past, we have all gone too far, and no one wants to look back.

6. Don't force yourself to do everything right, because sometimes making mistakes can make us better.

7. Be sure to find an opportunity to go to a place where no one knows you, cares about you or asks you. No one knows you, it is the best time for you to start to know yourself; Nobody cares about you. This is your best chance to start taking care of yourself. Nobody asks you, so you have room to examine your real needs.

8. You can cry when you are sad. But I can't. I have to shed tears to my heart.

9. When the whole world has nothing to envy, nothing to possess, nothing to live up to, and no one will care about your crying, and you are too lazy to talk about your pain, this is the deepest loneliness.

10. How many times in life have we given up halfway and missed the finish line? How many people get lost in the middle, and lovers eventually become bitter couples. Yes, the most romantic thing, I hope people will last long.

1 1. Most people who cling to you don't really love you. How many shallow and faint turns are feelings that others can't understand.

12, we are eager for the waves of fate, and in the end we find that the most beautiful scenery in life is actually inner peace and calmness; We had expected recognition from the outside world, and finally we realized that the world was our own and had nothing to do with others. We used to care about the return, but finally we realized that everything we got would be lost eventually, leaving only a floating name. To be true to yourself is to take the road you choose firmly, not to take one less road.

13. A woman becomes quiet, which shows that she is forcing herself to let go.

14, the essence of freedom is not slackness and laziness, not idleness, but knowing what kind of person you want to be and then becoming that kind of person.

15, kindness is never a bad kindness that shoots anywhere, nor is it a fool who gives his life to feed wolves, nor is it a bottomless pit for everyone. Kindness is like a diamond, which can only shine from the opposite angle. Only those who know how to protect themselves first can protect others. Go through fire and water for someone who is worth it, and don't care too much about others. In this way, your kindness is precious.

16, I have never had the courage to do one thing, but I am unwilling, and my time is exhausted in my anger.

17, everyone thinks he will be an exception, except for regret. Everyone thinks that the feelings they have are the exception, except for fading. Everyone thinks that the object of love is just an exception, except for change. However, in the end, it was found that there was nothing unusual except the change.

18, if there is no return, you must know enough is enough. Otherwise, it will disturb others and hurt yourself.

19, it's normal to care about other people's opinions, but you have to understand that not everyone is human.

20. Meeting doesn't have to be too early, as long as it happens. You are a passenger who is late at midnight, which is frustrating; But he was so lucky that he chose this bus.

2 1, everyone has an awakening period, but the time of awakening determines the fate of the individual.

22. When I was young, even sentimentality should be exaggerated to earth-shattering. I don't know until I grow up. The more painful I am, the more silent I am. The more bitter the silence. Growing up is turning your crying into a silent mode.

23. When people meet for the first time, they are always used to presenting their best side to each other. After getting along for a long time, various shortcomings are gradually exposed. The other person sees you thoroughly but still doesn't dislike you. That's a friend. Your temper will drive away many people, leaving you with the most real people. Cherish those who are really good to you, and don't let them gradually disappear from your life. No matter love or friendship, if you don't manage it, you will become a stranger.

24. When you really need something, you can naturally afford it, and it won't be very expensive.

25, so deep, but hard to say. It turns out that if you really love someone and feel sour in your heart, you will be speechless and sweet-talk, and most of you will tell irrelevant people.

26. Don't use your own framework to ask others in your life, or even hope to change others. Don't count on those wishes in Chun Xue. Everyone can understand that the scarcest thing in the world is tolerance. How much distress comes from self-persistence, and those unsatisfied hopes and expectations should be less thought and eyebrows. The road in this world, can endure, can live.

27. Many people regard rudeness as something that others can't afford, and finally say that they are true.

28. After many years, I don't remember why I was confused and persistent when I was young. Youth is to make you laugh and give you inexplicable pain.

29. When people extract wool, sheep are always so docile; However, when people extract honey, they should always be on guard against the stings on bees. But people praise bees, not sheep, and even call those cowardly people in the world sheep. No matter how much you pay without dignity, it is difficult to get people's respect and praise.

30. Being distracted by trifles means that you are not mature enough.

Yoga early peace of mind positive energy: youth is to make you laugh and give you inexplicable pain.

1, nothing can bind your hands and feet forever; No one can belong to you forever. So, as long as you have the ability to do what you want, don't wait and don't be afraid of failure; The love you want to give, as long as you think you can, do it boldly and don't leave regrets.

2. Many failures are not due to limited talent, but because they don't stick to the end.

3. In your early twenties, do something that you will remember and laugh at when you are 80 years old.

4. The feeling of true love should be fear at first: fear that he doesn't like it, fear that he won't accept it, fear that he will make excuses, fear of embarrassment, fear of having nothing to talk about, fear of owning it, and fear of losing it, all because he loves it too much and doesn't know how to love it. Good morning, Xinyu

It is not our ability, but our choice that determines what kind of person we become.

6. If you quarrel like husband and wife, talk like friends, flirt like first love and protect each other like brother and sister, then you are destined to be together.

7. Life is cruel. Let you know what happiness is with sadness, teach you how to appreciate silence with noise, and remind you that there is still a smooth road ahead with detours.

8. It is not difficult to fall in love with someone, but it is difficult to see that someone still loves him. After two people have been together for a long time, it is inevitable to complain that you have changed and you have changed. Have you ever thought about it? Maybe we haven't changed, we just don't need to pretend anymore, and we are closer to our true selves.

9. There may be a time when you suddenly feel desperate and feel that the whole world has abandoned you. To live is to suffer humiliation and pain. At this time, you should say to yourself, it doesn't matter, many people grow up like this. A quiet life is the pursuit after middle age. When you are young, your suffering, food loss, responsibility, sin and pain will eventually turn into light and light your way.

10, many years later, recalling the confusion and persistence when I was young, maybe I can't remember the reason. Youth is to make you laugh and give you inexplicable pain. Miyazaki Hayao's "Mountains in Bloom"

1 1, life is really tiring, depending on your taste; Don't always complain about everything you can't control and own. When you have to give up, give up decisively. Only by letting go can we go far! Give up before you can pursue anything. People who are unwilling to give up anything will lose the most precious thing.

12, don't dwell on the present and don't worry about the future. Life is like a long road. Fate will set some obstacles for every road, but some are in front and some are behind. There is no need to envy those who get off to a good start.

13, life is not perfect, happiness is not 100%. There is no absolute satisfaction and dissatisfaction in the world. They are often intertwined, interactive and complementary. Whether content or not, it is a kind of life mentality.

14. Life is like a dream. Only by being the truest self in your heart and having a good attitude can you enjoy life. Don't expect too many things, as long as you have your own home, your own small home, sweet and warm, and have a good time every day.

15, life is like this, and it is cherished, and life needs to face too many wonderful and bumpy; Never show your weakness to others; Never tell others about your mess; Because no one will think you are pathetic at all, only that you are incompetent and useless.

16. bittersweet is life, bittersweet is life. Seeing is not equal to seeing through; Seeing through is not equal to thinking through; Meaning does not mean letting go; Putting it down doesn't mean picking it up. Go ahead, believe in your dreams and stick to them. Only in this way can you have a chance to prove yourself and find the dignity you want!

17, it's empty, and nothing happens. Life is long and short, whether it's walking slowly or catching up quickly, time always passes inadvertently. If a person knows what he is living for, he can endure any life.

18, the important thing in life is experience. Being a man is an important topic in life, and it is also related to mentality. Anyone who fails to pass these two points is bound to encounter setbacks. This is the last sentence. It can even be said that the mentality of being a man not only affects life, but also determines life.

19, believe that you are blessed, but don't deliberately have it; Believe that you are strong, but don't refuse tears; I believe there are good people in the world, but we should guard against bad people; Believe in fate, but don't wait blindly; Believe in love, but don't seek perfection.

20. Being happy is the greatest happiness. There are gains and losses in life, smart people know how to give up and choose, and happy people know how to sacrifice and surpass. Being satisfied with real possession and getting rid of joys and sorrows is also a supreme state of life.

2 1, a lot of things, slowly faded and forgotten; Gratitude is not a simple gratitude, but a spiritual realm of responsibility, self-reliance, self-esteem and the pursuit of sunny life. I will also have a good mood every day, find more beauty in life and treat life with a smile.

22. Inadvertently, your smile becomes the whole world.

23. I wrote a beautiful poem about my life, but I dare not say a word about you.

24. There will always be someone who will break all your criteria for choosing a spouse and break into your world like light.

25. The book says that what you are looking for is often not found. Everything in the world comes and goes. God is busy. He arranges so many people to meet every day. He has no time to wait for you to thrive, nor is he in the mood to listen to your soft words. Those who appear in your life, if you catch them, are yours. Don't be sorry. He can give you a better person in the future, or he can give you a lifetime of loneliness.

26. Close your eyes and clean your heart. Let bygones be bygones.

27. Silence is not superficial silence, but a kind of indifference and serenity that suffering gives to strong people. A quiet person is like a pool of stagnant water, and everything passes by unmoved. Because she is indisputable, fearless, supercilious, calm and detached. Shallow people can't get her, impetuous people can't get her, and gold diggers can't buy her. Peace is a scar and a kind of pride.

28. Even if you are the richest person and the most successful person in the world, you will still meet women who don't love you, mountains you can't climb, things you want to buy but others don't sell.

29, no noise, no noise, silently guarding the years; Don't complain, don't regret, despise yourself.

30. Only people who can't live high will spend a lot of time caring about other people's privacy more than their own lives. What a tragic life form this is. There is no real happiness in my life. When I grow up, I will live for my parents, my lover, my work and my children. Among all the moral excuses, all I lost was honesty and the courage to live for myself.

3 1, the road of life, we always walk between success and failure! Because I care about you, I look humble, sensitive and eager. If you care about me, you won't make me look humble, sensitive and eager. Love does make people lose themselves, but love that keeps self-esteem is more worth loving.

32. People always expect something unusual and live a simpler life. Love should be simple. Life should be simple. Like is like, wrong is wrong, the past is the past, it's no big deal, I am me, and only I can make decisions in this life.

33. Life is hurt, painful, sweet and bitter. We can often remember the loneliness and pain of growing up, but we can't remember the simple happiness in the transparent time of childhood. Perhaps, as people say, people often remember pain, because pain is deeper than happiness.

34. Let go of the past and look forward. Don't lose yourself in front of anything, life is a never-ending struggle! Only when you choose your goals and feel that your efforts have not been in vain in your struggle can you live a full life and be young forever.

35. The faint days passed so indifferently. Whether the world is beautiful or not, whether life is beautiful or not, the key is that you should get out of your hut. Negative, self-enclosed, life will be full of desolation; Take active actions and love life, even the desert will become an oasis of life. The latest positive and good morning words

36. We are mortal, we have our own emotions and souls, and we are swayed by considerations of gain and loss. Don't take things too seriously In the sky of life, these are just stars.

Letting go is a psychological choice; Memories are getting better and better, but the past days have trapped you in it. How wonderful the past was and how embarrassing it was to live. But when you are immersed in memories, you will miss one person after another. How many people do you have to miss to meet the right person?

38, happiness is very simple, happiness is to have goals and pursuits; I hope I can go through the cycle of seasons like a flower in the future, not decadent in silence, not eclipsed, and bloom into a lifetime of scenery and poems.

39. Life is not the length of life. Every cycle of life is a process of blooming and falling. When flowers bloom, they will bloom incisively and vividly, and when flowers bloom, there will be colorful places. The three saddest words are, I can't go back. The back of love. Not hate, but indifference.

Laugh till your stomach hurts. Interesting good morning words.

1 since I was alone, the cost of this statement has been reduced, and I haven't sent all the 150 text messages. People have lost weight, and I don't eat well. Hey!

Actually, it's not that I don't want to come out to see you. You just don't want to see me.

The more people I know, the more I like animals.

For the sake of stupidity, I won't talk about you.

Half the world is laughing at the other half, but the whole world is a fool.

News broadcast cattle 13 means that even if you have been changing channels, you can watch a piece of news completely.

You can circle the earth with one hand. A globe. Really. . .

As long as you look straight, you are not afraid of orbital heat.

The best time is that you like me and I like you, but we haven't confessed yet.

10 opportunities rained on me. But I escaped one by one.

1 1 A successful man can earn more money than his wife spends, and a successful woman can also find such a man.

12 If you just wait, all that will happen is that you get old.

13 We live in a sewer and still have the right to look up at the stars.

14 The teacher asked us what we saw, and I said we saw a pheasant jumping. I am telling the truth. Why did the teacher scold me?

15 It's too hot in summer. Let me die for a while and come back to life in spring.

16 If I can't die in her heart, let her die in my hands.

17 luck is an opportunity that happens to bump into your efforts.

How much I want to die for, and now I want to die for.

19 I always treat handsome guys and money like dirt, and they always look at me like this.

20 dry wood meets fire, which is called Ming Sao; Wet wood meets small flames, which is a man show.

2 1 If, as you expected, you and I will be together for life.

God gave me a task of riding a pig for a walk. ....

Between handsome guys, some focus on shoulders and some focus on hooking up.

When Pan Jinlian fell in love with Wu Dalang, it was when we became extinct.

25 powerless, rich and without money, rich and heartless, without love, without fate, without points, some are divorcing.

I have a very, very big secret, and I will never tell you.

He who doesn't go to the Great Wall is not a hero, and he who goes to the Great Wall is not a fool.

Gold always shines, but when there is gold everywhere, I don't know which one I am.

A blind cat may not see a dead mouse, but a scholar has long been a soldier.

◇, it is said that a woman without talent is virtue, and I think I should be respected.

Honey, are you dead? Hold me tight when you die, and let the corpse collector know that we are a couple!

◇, the school is not a funeral home, check what remains are left! What are you still wearing?

◇, compare two fish who is handsome, handsome is tomorrow's dish.

I told myself that I don't miss you anymore, but the memories are still in my mind.

◇ Class time is like a Fu Nan battery, one section is longer than six. ..

If one day men all over the world have their period, I will sell hygiene classics.

◇ If Google and Baidu merge, will they be renamed goodbye?

There is a prison called a school, a prisoner called a student and a warden called a teacher.

Don't complain that there is no beef in the beef noodles. Is there no wife in the old lady's cake?

Who says the result is not important? Why should I give the fruits of my efforts to others?

If I die, don't forget to install an air conditioner for my coffin, Gree's.

Wear other people's shoes, go your own way and let others find out!

Last night, I was bitten by mosquitoes all night. The next day, I found that I lost weight.

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Maybe it wasn't a meteor that fell from the sky, but a crashed plane.

I didn't know dinosaurs could really reappear until I met you.

◇, I know you don't treat me like a number, but I don't take you seriously either.

When my hair grows to my waist, I'll cut it and sell it, and then we'll get a license, okay?

With such a strong wind, girl, my hair is really in all kinds of postures, swings, surges and waves.

The so-called holiday, the family is suspected, there is no money to go out, and every day is particularly idle.

Years later, if you get married, if I don't, tell your son to be careful on the way after school.

When you fall with only one drop of blood left, call Brother Zeng back to life three times.

This is the road to success, but it is still under construction. Remember to wear a helmet.

Love personality signature: love doesn't have so many excuses. If it is not perfect, it can only show that love is not enough.

Give me a car accident, either amnesia, death or crossing.

Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and the coffin is open to everyone.

Why is the gap between the prince and his son so big? This is the difference.

Some people say that men who are not good to women will make sanitary napkins in their next life.

If the teacher hadn't said you couldn't throw garbage, I would have thrown you out.

◇, don't always watch AV, and don't look at what is behind the letters A and V on the keyboard!

When sitting in the classroom bored, I fantasize about the bloody scene where the ceiling fan rotates every time.

Yesterday, there was an activity in a shopping mall. I heard there was a song by BiBi Zhou, so I went there. I didn't know there was a man named Zhou Bi until I got there.

Our advantage is that we can correct our mistakes, but our disadvantage is that we don't know our own mistakes.

Love is a joke, it kills others and hurts itself.

I finally understand that in love, the more you give, the more you get.

Your love for me, like the memory of a goldfish, is fleeting.

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I play computer too much and want to watch TV quickly.

◇, my mother said: the prodigal son won't change the gold when he returns, and whoever gives me the gold won't change it, I will change it.

The main reason why I don't study well is that the teacher is ugly. If she is beautiful, I will study hard.