The joke that rabbits buy carrots.

One day, the little white rabbit wanted to eat carrots, so he went to the street to buy them. It came to a drugstore and went in without thinking.

It asks the boss, "Hello! Do you sell carrots here? " ?

The boss said, "I am a drugstore, and there are no carrots!" " "

The white rabbit went home without buying carrots! ?

The next day, the little white rabbit came to this drugstore again. ?

As soon as I entered the door, I asked, "Hello! Do you sell carrots here? "

The boss said impatiently, "Are you here to make trouble?" ! ? I told you yesterday! This is a drugstore. Where can I sell you carrots? If you make trouble again, I'll pull out your tooth with pliers! "

The white rabbit went home without buying carrots!

On the third day, the white rabbit came to this drugstore again.

After entering the door, he asked, "Hello! Do you have pliers here? " The boss saw that he didn't want carrots this time, so he patiently told him, "I am a drugstore here, and there are no pliers!" " The little white rabbit said, "Do you have any carrots here?"

Extended information jokes about rabbits

1, this is what I heard last night: the little white rabbit goes fishing.

On the first day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river, caught nothing and went home.

The next day, the little white rabbit went fishing by the river again, but found nothing and went home.

On the third day, the little white rabbit just arrived at the river, and a big fish jumped out of the river and shouted at the little white rabbit, if you dare to use carrots as bait again, I will kill you!

2. giraffes and rabbits

Giraffe and rabbit are chatting.

Giraffe said, "Little Rabbit, I hope you know how good it is to have a long neck. No matter what I eat, I will slowly pass through my long neck, and that kind of delicious food can be enjoyed for a long time. "

The rabbit looked at him blankly.

"Also, in summer, rabbits, cold water slowly flows through my long neck, which is delicious. What a long neck! Rabbit, can you imagine? "

The rabbit said slowly, "have you ever vomited?"