Jokes about manners should be shorter.

The county magistrate asked the government and Lord Taiwan Province: How many people are there in a big family?

The government replied modestly: there is a scum and two dogs at home. Then the government asked the county grandfather: I wonder how many good relatives your brother Baozhai has?

The county magistrate felt that the words in Fu Tai's words were modest, polite and tasteful, and power was above himself, so he could only be more modest. So he replied: There is a prostitute and two sons of bitches in Chai Men. (Laughter)