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Is the story "Why not eat minced meat" stupid?

Sima Zhong is the son of Sima Yan, the grandson of Si Mazhao and the second emperor of the Western Jin Dynasty. Sima Zhong went through some twists and turns before reaching the summit smoothly. When he became emperor, it was the beginning of suffering. Sima zhong's IQ is not high, according to the book of Jin? Does the court know that politics is intolerable? Ministers were worried that Sima Zhong could not handle politics, so they suggested that Sima Yan replace his successor.

Sima Yan said: I don't believe it, I don't believe it! So I have to test my son. Sima Yan's debut topic made Sima Zhong bring it back to cool. Where can Sima Zhong do it? Remember to run around.

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Sima Zhong should be a more successful person at that time. Naturally, a woman's support is indispensable behind him. His woman's name is Jia Nanfeng.

Jia Nanfeng called the prince's minions and told them to write the answers to Sima Zhong first, and then Sima Zhong copied them again. The people around the prince are great talents and writers, and they quote classics and classics, which makes Jia Nanfeng very satisfied.

Zhang Hong shook his head and said, this is impossible! Does the emperor know the prince? Don't learn? , a look at so many? Ancient prose? I knew it was written by someone else. Jia Nanfeng asked, What should I do? Zhang Hong said that it should be translated into vernacular so that the prince could copy it again.

Sima Zhong took the copied homework to Sima Yan and stood trembling. Sima Yan took it morosely, more see more happy. Take it? Homework? Let the ministers read it and say: Who said that my son is stupid and a fool can write such an article? ? So Sima Zhong took hold of the Crown Prince.

Jin Shu? Huidiji is also a prince. The court knows that politics is unbearable, and Liang Wudi is also suspicious. I learned that I called the official in the East Palace and asked me to order the prince to make a decision on the affairs of the ministers. The emperor can't be right. Jia Fei sent the left and the right to the right, citing more ancient meanings. Give it to Zhang Hong: The prince doesn't learn, and your majesty knows that it's better to quote classics than to talk about things. ? The princess followed it. Hong is grass so that the emperor can write. Emperor Wu was very happy to see that the prince was safe and sound. And occupy a large position.

Is it recorded in the Book of Jin? Hui Di Ji, we can't help asking: Won't Sima Yan interrogate Sima Zhong face to face? Is it a joke to decide the heir of the dynasty just by passing an unsupervised exam?

Sima Zhong succeeded to the throne when he was nearly 30 years old, which means that Sima Yan has 30 years to see if his son is smart. Unless Sima Yan is a fool, how could he not know?

What's Sima Zhong's name? Idiot? Emperor, the biggest reason is that sentence: why not eat minced meat! In what context did Sima Zhong say this? There is a famine in the world, and the people can't eat.

Perhaps the attendants taught the future emperor a lesson and said:? Now the grain harvest is not good, and ordinary people can't even afford rice porridge? Sima zhong is puzzled:? I can't afford rice porridge, so why not eat minced meat? ?

Minced meat is porridge. When the servant heard the prince's inquiry, he despised him: he is really an idiot, and he has no rice. Where can he get meat? I dare not say so, but I found a reason to change the subject.

When I was a child, I heard this story and smiled: What an idiot emperor. But as I grew older, I found that the stupid person was actually myself, not Sima Zhong.

People can only understand what they are familiar with. Even if you are as smart as Sean, Zhuge Liang and Liu Bowen, you have to wonder when you see a smart phone: What is this? Just as modern people can only imagine the life of the ancients.

Speaking of which, I think of a joke. Two beggars are chatting. Discuss? What did the emperor eat, but the food they mentioned was nothing more than what they had seen (forgive me for not repeating the original joke, because the historical background is different, and the emperor's food is different. During the Wei, Jin, Southern and Northern Dynasties, steamed bread and cakes were the real aristocratic foods.

Sima zhong was born with food and clothing. He eats well and dresses warmly. He doesn't even eat rice porridge and vegetable porridge, but only minced meat. As soon as he heard that ordinary people can't eat rice porridge, he would think: rice porridge can't be eaten, why not eat more ordinary meat porridge?

Sima Zhong said this not because he was stupid, but because he lacked basic common sense. We have a special idiom to describe this kind of people: four bodies are not diligent, regardless of grain. Sima Zhong's life is so good that she even regards her living standard as the standard of the whole world.

Some people are born to run for life. This is not a struggle, but a survival. Others plan their own life course early, as if living is to realize the value of life. How can there be fairness between people?

Sima Zhong was born well. He can choose to eat minced meat or rice porridge, while ordinary people like you and me are still struggling for a bowl of wild vegetables. I often think: I wish I had been born in the emperor's house. I want two bowls of porridge for every meal. I want to eat one bowl and pour the other. But think about it, after recovery, you have to work hard for rice porridge.

The COVID-19 epidemic, when everyone stayed at home, looked no different at first, but as the days passed, the gap was exposed. Some people worry because they have no income. After all, they still have wives and children to support, and even have to support the elderly. Some people worry about all kinds of loans, and some people's lives have not changed much.

Smart phone is a very common thing, but after the school started online teaching, we were surprised to find that many people actually don't have a mobile phone! Many people will say: Why not buy a mobile phone? Does it look like Sima Zhong's? Why not eat minced meat?

I once dreamed that Sima Zhong's eyebrows were locked and he looked puzzled. He asked me, why don't you eat minced meat? I smiled: you idiot, I can't afford to buy food. Where can I buy meat? Do you know how much is a catty of meat? Sima Zhong kept asking me: Why don't you eat minced meat? He asked me once, and I laughed once, but I couldn't laugh anymore: I will always be stupid!