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Download the complete works of e-books txt of Angelica dahurica and Flos Magnoliae
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"Yan Liang, today's business is good, just brought bread. It was sold out in a few hours, and the housekeeper Liu in-laws said that next month is the birthday of the old man, and there is a lack of a cake maker at home. Let me go tomorrow. A few taels of salary in January, plus those jewels, can be on the road. " Different from the lightness of female voice. The bearer across the street was livid and said nothing. Grabbed the woman's arm and strode away.
Someone on the road whispered, "What a sin. Going back is another beating. But not those who know it are poor together. "
"Bang" came from the shabby room with a heavy door slamming. "Why do you want to make a cake when he is not at home? Chef? Joke: I don't look like a woman every day. I show my face outside and flirt with other men. Why, do you regret it? Isn't your eldest lady used to this austere life? Or was she born a slut in easy virtue? You know what people say about me? I am a seven-foot-old man, supported by the woman's family. This is a joke, a big joke. Ridiculous, get out, I never want to see you again. "
Throwing a teacup casually hit her on the forehead, and blood flowed out of the corner of her eye, mixed with tears, and fell into her mouth. How many times is this? She can't remember for a long time. She knows his. ...
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