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Dealing with the high emotional intelligence of female students in the ambiguous period of the student party

Girls push and pull in the ignorant period 1. The girl said, "What kind of girl do you like?" Laura: Do you want me to describe you? Push: Just kidding. Haha, I like well-dressed and responsible girls.

2. The girl said, "What are you doing?" Push: Why? What should I report to you now? Laura: Next time you want to see me, just tell me.

3. The girl said, "How many times have you been in love?" Laura: I don't remember. I only remember that I didn't talk to you once: after all, it doesn't matter how many times I said it, but who I talked to in the end.

4. The girl said, "Are you asleep?" Push: I'm a little sleepy and ready for bed. Laura: but I woke up immediately after receiving your message. If someone sends a message, I expect to reply tomorrow morning.

5. The girl said, "You are so interesting." Push: I thought I was bored. Lara: Maybe you are special and found my interesting soul.

6. The girl said, "Is this nice?"

Push: I think that's all. Lara: Of course it looks so good.

7. The girl said, "I fell asleep." Push: Can you really sleep? Laura: I still can't sleep without your good night.

8. The girl said, "How do you feel about me? I can't say anything special. But sometimes I really look forward to hearing from you. "

9. The girl said, "This is my cooking. It looks appetizing. If you have a chance to try your cooking, forget it. You have to cook alone with your partner, otherwise it will be very strange. "

10, the girl said, "Wait for me." Push: OK, you go first. But don't keep me waiting too long.