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40 humorous copywriting sentences

1. It's my bad luck to meet you at the best age.

2. Once upon a time, there was an ugly duckling, which nobody liked. Later, it became a roast duck, and people immediately praised it.

3. Old Moon! Can you tie my marriage without the red rope from the cottage? Every three to five!

No matter who throws cold water on us, we should have the backbone to turn it into boiling water and throw it back.

5. Work is like instant noodles, with twists and turns and three minutes of heat. The key is to increase the quantity without raising the price.

6. Lei Feng did a good deed without leaving a name, but everything was recorded in his diary.

7. I like you as much as the sea, but I can't jump into the sea. I can go to Shanghai!

8. Adolescence love is like opium, with countless Lin Zexu standing behind it.

9. If you want to mix in the Jianghu, you'd better be single!

10. I am young and need your advice, but I don't need your advice.

1 1. Wool, who dares to say that I am not cheerful, let's play first.

12. You have an expression that only your mother will like. It's over if you don't work hard.

13. I'm just a child who graduated from kindergarten for more than ten years! Why do I have to face so much!

14. If I had known this was a world of looking at faces, I would have used the school's money for plastic surgery.

15. If you treat me like a game, I will kill you.

16. Three things that happen every day, I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late yesterday.

17. I said I wanted to be a master of humor, and everyone laughed. It seems that a good beginning is half the battle.

18. Asking others to pay back money is like unrequited love. I'm always embarrassed to say it! When you get up the courage to say it, you may not even have friends!

19. I am a person, and you are not me, so you are not a person.

20. I was crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, loved, and finally lived alone.

2 1. the Monkey King is too fickle to be single.

22. What people are most afraid of is sudden expansion, which will make people lose their minds mentally and lose their collarbone, abdomen, lumbar fossa and vest line physically.

23. I didn't succeed because I can sing "No one can succeed casually".

If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

I wanted to be a problem of juvenile, but I have been following the rules for so many years.

26. I want to have my hair cut short. Long hair and short knowledge. Short hair shows my culture.

27. When you look in the mirror, if you think you look good, look for a while. After all, this illusion is not often encountered.

28. I have always believed that man can conquer nature, because some people can talk about eternity.

29. I have been much better since I got mental illness.

30. If you can see everything, you can live happily.

3 1. Calculate the salary increase, and you will find that you are even worse than a pig!

32. I am not L 'Oré al Paris and I don't deserve it.

33. Sometimes if you feel ugly, take out your ID card, and you will find yourself worrying too much.

Don't tell me that you are not short of money. In that case, you throw it and I'll catch it.

Don't ask me why I can sleep so long. I was born in the early morning, and I was born with insufficient sleep!

36. How long is a minute? It depends on whether you are squatting in the toilet or waiting outside!

Don't tell my sister that you need to go on a diet after dinner. If you can't eat at night, why are there lights in the refrigerator?

38. If one day, I can't get married, please bury me in if you are the one.

39. Every time I think of you, you are a grain of sand, so there is Sahara in the world.

40. Commodities have a shelf life, and people sometimes get tired of looking at them. How long can you be awesome in my heart?