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Funny sentences to cheer up an angry girlfriend
Part 1 of humorous sentences to make an angry girlfriend happy
1. If you love each other, you can hold hands until you grow old. If you miss it, keep him safe.
2. If you like this kind of thing, if you cover your mouth, it will come out of your eyes.
3. How nice it is to be able to meet each other now!
4. Loneliness is like a cigarette, longing is like a drop of tears. In the misty smoke, I see your handsome face, which seems to be as moving as the first time we met.
5. In my heart, you are the best and the most perfect. No matter who you compare with, no matter when the time comes, your kindness will never be greater in my heart just because you are willful. discount. You are you, different fireworks.
6. You are indispensable in my love world.
7. I don’t allow you to hurt your hands. The most beautiful thing about a girl besides her face is her hands. You have to take care of them!
8. Looking at you, my eyes are full of happiness.
9. Regardless of this life or the next, all I want is you.
10. Last night I told you that we should break up, it was just a momentary excitement.
11. Coming and going in a hurry, leaving a thousand kinds of sorrows, looking forward to seeing you again.
12. I think I am very carefree. I like the way you look every day.
13. After getting to know you, I discovered that I can give so willingly.
14. What you see is the true me! Eternally moved! I am touched that you and I are the most beautiful existence in this world!
15. Sooner or later, it would be nice to meet you; whether it is wind or rain, it would be nice to hold your hand; more or less, it would be nice if you care about me; whether it is bitter or Le, we just want to be together. My dear, if you are well, it will be sunny.
16. It’s all your fault that I am distracted from everything I do.
17. Hugging you is out of lust, but kissing you is after careful consideration!
18. My love for you will not change until the end of the world.
19. My thoughts evaporate into clouds, and then become rain, but I can’t bear to get you wet.
20. Nothing unusual, I just want to hear your voice. Part 2 of humorous sentences to make an angry girlfriend happy
21. My dear, you said that the love letter I wrote was a novel. It looked very tired and painful, so I turned to texting, which was beautiful and beautiful. Not expensive!
22. I have no ambitions, I just want you.
23. If I were asked to choose again, I would still choose you, even though you sometimes have a bad temper, even though you sometimes make trouble unreasonably, even though sometimes you can't find your way back. No matter what you look like, you are my most lovely wife. I will not love you any less just because you can’t cook. In my eyes, you will always be my good wife.
24. I look forward to seeing you every night before going to bed.
25. Even if I endure loneliness, I don’t care. You are happy every day, which is also my happiness.
26. We meet in the mortal world, hold hands in the wind and rain, and walk side by side in the waves. God has its own arrangements, let us treat this love well.
27. I miss you day and night.
28. Looking for you among the crowd is like picking up all the sand on the seashore, eager to find your traces. If you don’t follow your wish, I hope there will be an afterlife.
29. Although I cannot satisfy your greatest material life, I can satisfy you with my heart.
30. I will not allow you to be disobedient. If you ask me why I forcibly carried you to the hospital, I will only answer one sentence: Because you are mine!
31. The road of life is very long, let me walk with you. I would like to build a sky of our own with you.
32. My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you...
33. Don’t ask me how deeply I love you, I really can’t tell you , I only know that you have become a habit in my life, an indispensable habit. Every day, I can skip meals and sleep, but I can’t miss you...
34. I am ready to Rights are halved and obligations doubled.
35. I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget it, but the tears I shed did not fool me.
36. I love you, please believe me, I cannot guarantee to be the best, but I must try my best to do better.
37. You are the only one for me.
38. Take care of yourself if you can, otherwise just let me take care of you!
39. I don’t allow you to scare me, I’m very timid, don’t scare me with anything, I’ll be scared!
40. I don’t allow you to be angry. You will be very happy with me here. Even if the sky falls, I will make you laugh first! Part 3 of humorous sentences to make an angry girlfriend happy
41. I have never thought about glory and wealth. Being able to quietly walk through all the spring, summer, autumn and winter of my life with the one I love is my only and greatest luxury. .
42. I don’t allow you to sleep later than me. I am an owl, but I don’t want to have panda eyes the next day!
43. When I see you, I feel like I am in the Forbidden City, because everything on you is a treasure, a treasure. I want to hug you gently, but I am really afraid of breaking you. .
44. The only thing between the world and me is you. As long as I have you, it doesn’t matter if it’s a little later.
45. I don’t know if I really love you, but I know that I can’t live without you. If the earth is going to be destroyed, then I have to tell you “you are the only person I want to see.”
46. Everything will get boring after a long time, except loving you.
47. No matter what you think, remember, I love you and it will never change.
48. People are so strange. They will not say a word when they are greatly wronged, but they burst into tears when they hear words of comfort.
49. I don’t allow you to ignore me. You are so important in my heart. I will be very uncomfortable without you. Don’t torture me, okay?
50. It wasn’t until I met you that I felt my presence, and I couldn’t bear to leave you, even though you said so firmly.
51. I don’t allow you to quarrel with me. Only when I give in to you can you win. Until now, no one can win against me unless I give in to a fight with a girl!
52. You gave me the biggest impact in my life, and I will remember it forever.
53. Only if you are willing to believe can you get what you want to believe. You will eventually meet the right person, and you will eventually meet a beautiful person, as long as you make yourself beautiful enough.
54. Loving someone means that when you dial the phone, you suddenly don’t know what to say. It turns out that you just want to hear a familiar voice, but what you really want to hear is a whirlpool in your heart.
55. I am indeed mediocre, but my love for you is very beautiful.
56. The best smell in the world is the smell of you when I hold you in my arms.
57. What I pursue in this life is just a time with you and a place with you.
58. As long as I am with you, I don’t care what price I have to pay.
60. With your company, I am no longer lonely, with your warmth, I am no longer sad. Sentences to make an angry girlfriend happy
Sentences to make an angry girlfriend happy Part 1
1. Do you know what my zodiac sign is? I'm tailor-made for you.
2. I can’t guarantee that I will make you happy, but I will be the happiest person in the world.
3. Meeting you depends on luck, falling in love with you requires more effort.
4. Regardless of this life or the next, all I want is you.
5. I am indeed mediocre, but my love for you is very beautiful.
6. Love is different time, different place, different people, only you and me are the same. Time is changing, space is changing, and the only thing that remains unchanged is the infinite longing for you.
7. I want to be with you all day long. I feel that as long as you are by my side, I will be happy. No matter what difficulties I encounter, the sky will always be clear with you by my side.
8. How much I miss you cannot be expressed in just one sentence.
9. I want to give you a super cute gift, but the courier won’t let me put it in the box.
10. You are so tacky. You always post selfies of yourself, which makes my hands sore just looking at you.
11. I think I am very carefree. I like the way you look every day.
12. I don’t allow you to be confused, and the little fool is not allowed to doubt whether I love you!
13. The closed heart is finally opened by you. The small space can only accommodate you. You are the only one in my heart, because there is no room for the second person.
14. I will not love you forever, nor will I love you until the day you die. I will always love you until the second I die.
15. I don’t allow you to quarrel with me. Only when I give in to you can you win. Until now, no one can win against me unless I give in to a fight with a girl!
16. I don’t allow you to sleep later than me. I am an owl, but I don’t want to have panda eyes the next day!
17. If life deceives you, don’t complain, hug me.
18. Although I don’t know where you are, I know that you are always in my heart.
19. My dream is to realize all your wishes.
20. I don’t believe in eternal love, because I will only love you more than you. Sentences to make an angry girlfriend happy Part 2
21. No one in this world is qualified to be by your side except me.
22. If you love a girl, instead of letting her go for her happiness, it is better to keep her and work hard for her happiness.
23. Falling in love with you is a kind of sweetness, falling in love with you is a kind of romance, hugging you is a kind of happiness, keeping you is a kind of happiness, my dear, because loving you is my everything Everything is full of beauty, I love you for ten thousand years!
24. If you love each other, you can hold hands until you grow old. If you miss it, keep him safe.
25. I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget it, but the tears I shed did not fool me.
26. Baby, I really love you. I know what I did made you unhappy, but I will change it. I can't live without you.
27. Let me make you a cup of tea with my own hands, add a piece of rock sugar, and then inject enthusiasm, and dissolve my love into the tea bit by bit.
28. No need for words, let me tell you with actions what love is.
29. Waking up every morning and seeing you and the sunshine are there. This is the future I want.
30. I really want to hold you from now on, hold you tightly, and walk all the way to God.
31. I have never thought about glory and wealth. Being able to quietly walk through all the spring, summer, autumn and winter in my life with the person I love is my only and greatest luxury.
32. For a woman, money is not the focus, the focus is that you can be by her side at every critical moment.
33. Your words have been locked in my memory, so you can keep the key for me for the rest of my life.
34. I like you, not only because of your facial features, but also because of your If you have a bad temper, it's not that you can't.
35. When the years burn everything in me, what I cannot forget is the charm in your eyes; when I close my eyes, what I long for is still the charm in your eyes!
36. You make my life full of affection, love, and tears...
37. I don’t allow you to be the happiest, because with you, I am already the happiest person in the world. It’s so fun, so you can only rank second!
38. I can’t express how I miss you with just one sentence.
39. I don’t allow you to drink. It’s not that I won’t let you drink. It’s okay to drink less. Drinking too much will harm your body!
40. You can still love each other well without a diamond ring, as long as you are still there; without a deposit, you will not leave, as long as you have your unique love. Our love does not require glory or wealth. As long as you are here, happiness is there. Part 3 of Sentences to Make an Angry Girlfriend Happy
41. I am willing to love you, take care of you, and protect you for the rest of my life.
42. I only miss you at all times! Love you!
43. I will not allow you to be weak. You must be very strong. If I am so disobedient, you must control me!
44. I will not allow you to distrust me. I will do everything I promised you, said, and promised you!
45. Sir, if I could, I would like to turn into a wisp of spring breeze in March, carrying a bit of peach blossom fragrance, and suddenly rush into your arms.
46. You know, if you say you love me, I feel like I own the whole world.
47. Use my sincerity to wait for your heart, and I will not give up even if the seas and rocks are broken; use my sincerity to win your favor, and I will not change my heart even if the earth falls apart; use my infatuation to write this message, hoping to win your love! I wish you a happy life!
48. I will not allow you to be alone. My love and thoughts will always be by your side. With them by your side, you will not feel lonely!
49. I always miss you, although we cannot have every minute and second together.
50. I don’t allow you to have style without warmth. Wear more clothes. You will catch a cold when it’s cold. No matter what you wear, you are the most beautiful in my eyes!
51. In fact, I am always behind you, I just need you to look back.
52. I miss you day and night.
53. Nothing unusual, I just want to hear your voice.
54. If you have the ability, take care of yourself, otherwise just let me take care of you!
55. All my luck ran out the moment I met you.
56. I seem to have lost the ability to love others. Meeting you may be the reason for this loss of ability!
57. I have no ambitions, I just want you.
58. Day and night will not be able to stop our deep longing!
59. The room in my heart is just for you to live in.
60. I don’t allow you to ignore me. You are so important in my heart. I will be very uncomfortable without you. Don’t torture me, okay? Words to make your girlfriend happy _ Sentences to apologize when your girlfriend is angry
Selected words to make your girlfriend happy:
.I didn’t feel my existence until I met you, and I have been reluctant to let go. Leave you, even though you said so firmly.
.I am willing to love you, take care of you, and protect you all my life!
.I miss you very much at this moment, please take care of yourself for me.
.I am the deep sea, and you are the dawn rising from the other side of the sea, illuminating my life forever. Classic words
.Even if you don’t love me, I will protect you for the rest of my life.
.I really love you. I closed my eyes and thought I could forget, but the tears I shed did not deceive myself.
.I walked into my life, I I am preparing a lifetime for you.
.Whether it is sunny, cloudy, or rainy, the day I can see you is a sunny day; whether it is yesterday, today, or tomorrow, the day I can be with you is a beautiful day!
.My motivation every day is to see you and talk to you. Words to make your girlfriend happy
No matter what happens in the future or what you become, you will still be the person I love most.
.Anytime and under any circumstances, as long as you need me, I will come immediately and do my best to do things for you.
.As long as you, the one I love, can be happy, I want nothing more.
.No clothing is more suitable than your love, and no decoration is more charming than your love.
.The person who can marry you must be very happy.
.Although I don’t know where you are, I know that you are always in my heart.
.Your words have been locked in my memory, so you can keep the key for me forever!
.Only you understand my world.
.Every night with your voice, I will no longer be too lonely and deserted.
.As long as I am with you, I don’t care what price I have to pay.
.I am willing to love you, take care of you and protect you for the rest of my life.
Selected sentences for an angry girlfriend to apologize:
, I know. You must be angry. Because I saw: your hair exploded.
Although we often quarrel and the words I say to you are all angry words said out of anger, I still love you very much in my heart.
Maybe it’s fate, we don’t want to hurt the person we don’t want to hurt the most, but it still happens, believe me, because I love you, let us cherish each other!
, I know that everything is my fault, causing you to be hurt? I just want to say to you: I'm sorry, I love you!
, No words can replace my guilty mood, I should How can I get your forgiveness?
I am a fool, but please believe me, I did not mean it. Can you forgive me? My dear!
Don't you always say that your prime minister can hold a boat in his belly? Then don't argue with me.
If I am not good, I will reflect on it; if I am wrong, I am guilty; if it is my fault, I should live my life. My dear, please forgive me!
I am happy and worry-free with you. I am really infatuated with you. I am worried and heartbroken for you. I have also been heartbroken. I dare not change my heart. Don’t be too suspicious. I am most afraid. You are unintentional!
If my greetings offend you, I am helpless; if getting along with you and me is a burden, I am sad; if the distance between our hearts has been far away, I am sorry; if everything has passed, please You express it.
Without forgiveness, life will be controlled by endless hatred and revenge. I really have no intention of hurting you, and I really want to make peace with you. Please forgive me!
I know you are very angry. And I'm so scared every time you get angry. Understand me, okay? Forgive me, okay?
, I'm sorry, I've made you angry these two days! I didn't mean to, forgive me! Don't take it personally!
, I was wrong! My wife is gentle, virtuous, well-organized, and well-educated, but I don’t know how to appreciate it. I’m sorry for you, please forgive me!
, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to offend you yesterday. You were okay. Right? What are you doing at home? You're not angry with me, are you?
I feel so guilty that I don't know how to speak, but I still want to say I'm sorry.
I have completely figured it out. Maybe I have put too much pressure on you. I know you are also suffering and tired. With some things, you have your difficulties and your difficulties.
, I know you are angry, and I am so scared every time you are angry. Understand me, okay? Forgive me, okay?
, Maybe I am careless in my willfulness I hurt you, but I want you to know that I am not mean. For you, I will change.
I have completely figured it out. Maybe I have put too much pressure on you. I know you are also suffering and tired. With some things, you have your difficulties and your difficulties.
, a little woman, but I like it very much. I will never make you angry again. I miss you, miss you, and want to bite you!
Maybe it was my naivety that hurt your heart! Don’t torture yourself with the painful past! I I don’t mean to harm you!
Maybe there are too many things I don’t understand, maybe it’s my fault, maybe everything has been slowly missed, but I still look forward to your understanding and care!
It's all my fault. Don't be angry. It doesn't look good when you are angry.
Please accept my sincere apology! I’m sorry! I should have been hit, I should have been scolded, it’s all my fault for not listening to you, baby, don’t be angry anymore, okay? Use humor to make your girlfriend happy
Humorous words to make your girlfriend happy
1. I keep you in my heart every minute. Are you okay now? My dear, I hope you always have a smile on your face, and your mood embraces the sunshine every moment. May your happiness last as long as time, and I will be by your side as long as you miss me!
2. The miser went out on business and was afraid that others would secretly drink the wine he just ordered, so he wrote on the paper: I spit in the cup. After a while he came back and found a few more words on the note: I spit out it too!
3. Without love, people are like grass that cannot get sunlight and will eventually wither; without love, people are like the surface of a lake that cannot stir up thousands of waves, extremely lonely and calm! Human beings need the nourishment of love. Please give me your warmest love!
4. Chief: Hello, comrades! Soldier: Hello, chief! Chief: Comrades are all tanned! Soldier: The leader is even darker! The commander patted a soldier on the chest and said: How well these muscles have been trained! Soldier: Report to the leader, I am a female soldier.
5. I am old. One day, in the lobby of a public place, a man came to me, and he took the initiative to introduce himself. He said to me: I know you, and I will always remember you. At that time, you were still very young. Everyone says you are beautiful, and now I am here to tell you.
6. It is white and soft, and you still ate it last night! The husband seemed to be very anxious and blurted out: mimi! Li Yongdu laughed and fell down. . . . .
7. I said: You are a pig. You said: It’s weird that I’m a pig! From now on I will call you a pig. Finally one day, you couldn't help but yelled at me in front of everyone: It's weird that I'm not a pig!
8. When I miss you, I close my eyes and imagine you beside me, your smile, your naughtiness, your cuteness, but I find that I will always miss you, so I I have to keep my eyes closed and can't open them!
9. If loving you is a mistake, then I am willing to make more mistakes, even if it lasts a lifetime!
10. The teacher wanted the sports committee member to confirm whether all the girls in the class were here, so he said to him: Go and check out all the girls in the class. The sports committee member was a little pervert and quickly asked: Which one should I kiss? The teacher said: I know I still want you to go! Words to make girls happy
11. The farthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when I stand in front of you but cannot say I love you.
12. Just as he was about to leave, a brother in the mosquito net was scalded by a milk cup. He knocked over the cup and let out a terrifying scream. The dormitory management teacher was startled. , opened the mosquito net and took a closer look: two boys, disheveled, hugging each other, a large patch of white on the sheets
13. Someone was riding a bicycle on the street, crossed an intersection, and walked forward.
When the traffic police saw it, he exclaimed: Good palm! Someone waved happily and replied: "Good job, comrades!"
14. When you wake up tomorrow, there will be a mosquito lying on your pillow. There is a suicide note next to you. It says: I struggled all night but could not pierce your face. You are so thick-skinned. I have no shame in living in this world! Lord, forgive him! I committed suicide.
15. The more you wonder if you have forgotten, the clearer you will remember it. I once heard someone say that when you can no longer have it, the only thing you can do is to make yourself not forget it. .
16. If I say the wrong thing at night, my wife will divorce me. Wife: Hehe, do you want a boy or a girl? Me: As long as it’s mine~
17. Wolf pups are vegetarian from birth. Wolf parents and wolf mothers racked their brains to train their wolf cubs to hunt. Finally, the Sirius parents were delighted to see their son chasing the rabbit. The wolf cub grabbed the rabbit and said fiercely: Boy! Hand over the carrot!
18. Please don’t be indifferent to me, please don’t turn a blind eye to me, your ruthlessness betrays your true feelings; please don’t let regret become my lifelong regret, I don’t need lies to love you, please You accept my apology. sorry!
19. I love you, sister. I feel happy and sweet when I see you. I really want to come over, hug you and kiss you, but I am afraid that you will ignore me and ignore me, so I have to send a text message.
20. Two dumplings got married. After seeing off the guests, the groom returned to the bedroom and found a meatball lying on the bed! The groom was shocked and asked where the bride was. Meatballzi said shyly: "I hate it. You won't recognize me when I take off my clothes!"
21. The stars have gone home, because there are stars waiting for them; the sun has gone down, because the moon is waiting for them; the birds have returned to their nests, because there are birds waiting for them; I want to go back too I'm here with you, because you're waiting for me! my love!
22. I will use my sincerity to call out the sleeping love, and let love be reborn in persistence; I will use my life to guard your life, and let time prove that I love you for a lifetime. Please give me another chance. Let your love and my love wake up quickly!
23. Without you, my heart stops beating; if I can’t see you, my eyes will go blind; if I can’t hold your hand, my hand will lose its warmth; if I can’t see you, my hand will lose its warmth. Laugh, there is only darkness in my world!
24. Sauvignon Blanc, the moon is cold at dawn, the wind is cold at night, lovers go back and forth alone during the festival, and Gu Yingzi feels sad. It's hard to see her, it's hard to think about her. I spend a long night sleeping with regret, asking if I have mercy on you.
25. Four mice brag: A: I eat rat poison as candy every day; B: I don’t step on a mouse for a day and itch my feet; C: I don’t feel safe on the street only a few times a day; D : It’s getting late. Let’s go home and pick up the cat. Tips for chasing girls
26. Valentine’s Day is coming soon, and I just went downstairs to finish shopping. Boss: Sir, do you want to buy flowers? Me: Why are you buying flowers? Boss: Are you buying flowers for your girlfriend? Me: Oh, how many flowers can I buy to give to my girlfriend? Then the boss quietly took the flowers back
27. One night, a naked man hailed a taxi. The female driver stared at him intently. The naked man was furious and shouted: What the fuck are you doing? I’ve never seen a naked man! The female driver was also furious: Let me see where you got the money from!
28. In front of the ramen shop counter, a beautiful girl is waiting in line. When she arrived, the ramen chef asked: Do you want thick or thin? The girl replied: I will eat whatever you pull.
29. If eternity really exists, let me love you every day for eternity. If it never exists, let time stop, and the moment I fall in love with you...
30. Without you, life will not run for a second, without you, day and night will not be separated, there will be no life. Your day is like a year.
Baby, don’t be too busy, share with me what you’re happy about, and don’t only tell me half of what’s sad!
31. A drunk man accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A pol, ice came over: what happened? Drunk man: I don’t know, I just arrived too
32. My dear, when the sun rises every day, I start thinking about you in my heart, and when the moon rises every day, I start thinking about you in my dreams. The moon and the sun make me love you forever.
33. A man and a woman were having an affair. The husband suddenly came home. The man jumped out of the window and ran away without putting on his clothes. He walked on the street and watched onlookers. The man pretended to be casual and looked at the sky: ah, this is the earth. . Passersby said: Cao, pretending to be an alien.
34. The dormitory management department suddenly came to the dormitory to check whether there were any illegal electrical appliances. My two buddies were so frightened that they hurriedly put away the electric stove and hid under the mosquito net. The other carried the hot milk boiled on the stove and got in through the sliding door for inspection. He turned on the light and saw that no one was there. p>
35. A shy boy finally got up the courage to ask his beloved girl: What kind of boy do you like? The girl said: I am in love with you. When the boy asked again, it was still the same, so he had to say sadly: Can't the head be flatter?
36. As long as our hearts are connected, the world is just around the corner. Memory is like water in the palm of your hand. No matter you open it or tighten it, it will one day flow out between your fingers. I am very happy to grow up with you! My dear friend, I wish you happiness forever.
37. When I meet you, I can no longer be brave. I walk out of the closed wall in my heart, bathe in the warm sunshine of true love, bravely raise my chest to love you, fade away all the hesitant sadness, and let the road to happiness be extended infinitely!
38. Do you think that because I am poor, humble, short, and not beautiful, I have no soul and heart? You are mistaken. My soul is as full as yours, and my heart is as rich as yours. We stand at the feet of God and we are equal!
39. I saw a penny on the side of the road. I was about to bend down to pick it up. It turned out to be phlegm. Holy shit, who spits out such round penny?
40. I am extremely depressed when you ignore me. Do you know, dear, if you don’t go crazy in depression, you will perish in depression? Can you, the kind-hearted person, have the heart to let me become a psychopath or die? Just reply to the message and don’t torture the person who loves you the most.
41. My dear, it is you who accompany me through ups and downs, and accompany me when the clouds open and the moon shines. You help me learn to be steady when I am impetuous, and learn to be optimistic when I am frustrated. It’s great to have you along the way!
42. Let me tell you, for me, I think you are more beautiful than when you were young. I love your withered appearance now more than your beauty in the past.
43. Every time I miss you in my heart, the rainbow smiles and opens its mouth. Every time I miss you late at night, the stars also wait for me. Our love is far away, beautiful in nature, and sweet in the heart!
44. I am willing to wander around you, be a wild ghost for seven days, and follow you. Even if I fall into the darkest place, my love will not make me a lonely soul forever.
45. Do you want to give your wife a birthday gift that is both economical and makes her very happy? Send her an anonymous love letter!
46. You can hold your head high and not look at me; you can hold your face high and not look at me; you can not hold my hand, hug me, or kiss me. , don’t give me a smile, but just don’t ignore me. Please! Please!
47. A college student was captured by the enemy. The enemy tied him to a telephone pole and then asked him: Where are you from? If you don’t tell me, I’ll electrocute you! A college student replied to his enemy and was electrocuted to death. He said: I am from TV University!
48. There are so many towns in the world, and there are so many pubs in them, but you have entered my heart.
49. If you ignore me, I am like a kite with a broken string, floating in the sky, but I cannot escape the fate of falling to pieces. Fear occupies my heart. Please reply to the message! It's like sending a lifeline to save my anxious soul.
50. There is a Mr. Huang, whose son is called Huang Jun. He often takes his son to take the No. 8 bus, so there are often funny scenes like this: Mr. Huang takes his son to the station and sees the bus in the distance. A No. 8 car drove into the platform, and he immediately shouted to his son beside him: Huang Jun, run quickly, No. 8 is coming!
51. Deep love, heavy rain, husband and wife love each other and are respected by the world. The wine is delicious, the sugar is fragrant, and relatives and friends are busy blessing me. The clothes are handsome, the makeup is beautiful, the man is talented and the woman is really fashionable. The sun is red, the family is prosperous, and the twins, dragon and phoenix, are looking forward to it.
52. All the time in my life has become colorful because of you; all the troubles in my life have disappeared because of you; when you are here, there is happiness and hope. You are so worthy of my love!
53. Do you have a TV over there? Now hurry up and watch CCTV. Zhao Benshan was killed in the bombing. Pol and Ice blocked the Northeast. 19 people died, 11 were missing, and 1 was deceived!
54. Li Yong fell down laughing at the real joke that happened in Lucky 52! pART1: A couple guessed the name of the food, and the wife gestured and the husband guessed. The word "Steamed Buns" popped up on the big screen. Wife's description: round, white, and edible. Husband: Wife continued to describe:
55. It's very painful to say goodbye to each other, one is happy and the other is sad, and the other is sad. The remaining warmth of a kiss remains, and the love lasts forever with a smile and a cry. We know each other with the same heart, from the end of the world *** At this time, the bright moon is like my heart, this love lasts forever!
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