Dota funny video or quotation

First love is like Lincoln's French ball. Investing a lot of time and money can only avoid getting hurt again. ..

Breaking up is like a crazy mask. When the wind is downwind, it hurts each other more. When you are against the wind, it will only make you die faster.

After breaking up, I knew I had to have a strong dragon heart, but it was really useless to get hurt. ...

Before breaking up, I felt very strong inside, just like carrying a butterfly, which can avoid some injuries more or less. After breaking up, I found out that her mkb flew the enemy plane first. I can't escape that heartache.

Love is like holding six swords, but once you die, you will have nothing …

The so-called first love, just a few branches, is often very happy at the beginning.

But after a while, this happiness will be thrown into the store immediately.

Cheating is like being in two places at once. No matter how many places in the two places, they can't stop the moment when lies are guessed.

The human heart is a blood spar. The more times you fall in love, the faster you will recover in the future.

A woman is like a sword. When you fall, maybe someone will help her up, and this person is often your friend …

Being lovelorn is like being turned into a sheep. Compared with the whole life, it is short. But it is the most helpless and painful.

When we broke up, I rampaged with my armband open, thinking that the deeper I hurt her, the happier I would be. But when I closed the door, I found that I was always the one who hurt the most.

Love is like Katja's flute. I thought I could resist some harm. I looked up and found myself being cuckolded …

Revenge after a lovelorn love is like a blade of armor. Hurt others and hurt yourself.

Loneliness is like a slingshot, alienating or trying to get close.

Feelings are like gods, and every tear makes you stronger.

When we broke up, I thought I had a green employee, so I wouldn't be hurt. I didn't know you brought the archduke.

Falling in love is like aligning. There are only two outcomes for the oppressed, either changing careers or asking for help.

Drinking after a lovelorn relationship is like the captain's rum. Although it can make you feel better for a while, it will always hurt you completely afterwards.

Secret love is like a blood thorn in the dark, you never know what will happen if you appear in front of her.

I didn't say anything when I broke up with her. Now that I think about it, like Zi Yuan, the damage caused by silence is deeper.

Parents are like the 600 yuan when they go out. They give you food and drink to grow up, but later they are most easily forgotten.

Breaking up is like opening an armband. Whenever you see hope and frantically want to save it, you find that she is far away from you. Even with all the enthusiasm, she can only die slowly.

Missing is like a deer moving forward. The farther away, the stronger the yearning.

Romance is like an empty gem, bearing the illusion of love, but forgetting that it will be more tenacious only by adding a healing ring to it. .

Love is the captain's mark, and everyone should return to the original point.

College love is like a branch, which will eventually be abandoned with the drift of time and the development of its form, but when it becomes a magic wand, it will eventually give you some beautiful memories in your most painful moment.

Love is like a big revenge. Even if you can bring her back to you, you will find that your heart is no longer where you have been waiting.

Love is like flying shoes back to the city.

Being madly in love is a futile move. I've always wanted time to stand still at that moment. However, after a few seconds, we still have to do our own thing ~!

Youth is a wall of reproduction. When we passed by, we found that we not only left our fragile self, but also suffered a little injury.

The enemy in love is like Zeus with a red scepter. Maybe he will release some innocuous thunder first, but you must not ignore his explosive power.

Even if you rewind with ants for five seconds, those five seconds won't change the ending of the story at all.

Girlfriends make up knives. F. Pay when you need it, not only pay it back when you don't want it, but also use violence.

Relationships that never work out are like being caught by a lich. The tighter the entanglement between two people, the deeper the injury, and separation is the only relief.

Some men are like little Naga. If you sleep with him, you will never find him again.

You can love two people at the same time. Like a prosthetic leg and a stage. But you can only choose one. Sometimes you have to choose a damn flying shoe.

Men are like DOTA. Bad men either take FB or pursue murder. Good people only pursue victory.

Your mother is the queen of pain, and your father is the source of pain, giving birth to your tortured soul.

Happiness is like a big jar of ointment, which may be interrupted at any time.

A real man is like a lonely Luoshan. No matter how badly he is hurt, he can stand up again, and he will still give immortal blessings to those who have hurt him.

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