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China snowball joke in grade one.
2. strike up a conversation should also pay attention to technology, and find the right person at the right time and place, for example, I am online at the moment.
I think when I love you, I am too low in the dust, but I don't bloom. Later, there was more and more dust, and finally we were buried alive. It turns out that love really can't be too humble. There can be no dust without nutrients.
I feel unhappy because I am not pursuing "happiness" but "being happier than others".
5, 5-year-old daughter asked her father to do something for her.
Dad: "Dad is very tired. Give me a compliment, and I will be refreshed again. "
Daughter: "Lao Zheng!"
Dad: "Hey!"
Daughter: "Your Niu Niu is really beautiful ..."
6. relax, I'm not a good person ...
7. You said ... you like me? Actually ... first of all ... actually, I also ... well, to be honest, I actually like myself.
As a typical loser, you are really successful.
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