Classic line from Stephen Chow's "Shaolin Soccer": Go back to Mars quickly, the earth is very dangerous

1. This is not how the ball is played

Then how should it be played?

In one sentence: The waist and horse are one

2. Sweeping the floor is just my superficial job. In fact, my true identity is a "research monk" - engaged in research on how to effectively promote Shaolin martial arts.

—— Stephen Chow's "Shaolin Football"

3. Find someone else to kill you. I am highly educated.

—— Stephen Chow's "Shaolin Football"

4. If the worker knows the Dugu Nine Swords of Shaolin, why is it so troublesome?

The Dugu Nine Swords seems to be from the Huashan School...

Have you not heard that the world's martial arts originated from Shaolin?

In fact, Kung Fu is definitely suitable for men, women and children. Fighting and killing is just a misunderstanding of it. Kung Fu is more of an art and an unyielding spirit.

So I have been looking for ways to repackage Kung Fu so that you, the junior people, can have a deeper understanding of Kung Fu.

—— Stephen Chow's "Shaolin Football"

5. I am lame, so what? Are you lame?

—— Stephen Chow's "Shaolin Football"

6. Making steamed buns with Tai Chi Kung Fu is earth-shattering.

The steamed buns look delicious and sweet, and everyone wants to eat them.

But seeing the strength of my sister’s arms, my brother fell to the ground!

Besides singing, I can’t think of any other way to express my inner excitement and admiration for you.

—— Stephen Chow's "Shaolin Football"

7. If you want to sing, go to the mountains over there and sing. Only crazy people sing here!

I don’t agree with this lady’s statement! People who sing here are not necessarily crazy. My name is Jiangbao, and I have never given up on my ideal of becoming a great composer.

The song I just heard sung by this gentleman was so passionate and creative that it ignited a fire in my heart. I feel like I'm going to explode in this moment!

Why don’t I, a porky guy, not want to be a great dancer?

—— Stephen Chow's "Shaolin Football"

8. I want to tell you that I'm awake. I finally realized that if we want to promote Shaolin Kung Fu to the world, we have to pay attention to packaging.

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If you don’t have dreams, what’s the difference between you and a salted fish?

If you don’t even have shoes, then you are not just a salted fish. You still follow other people’s ideals.

You can't say this, the fire in my heart will not go out.

Blow it out with a blower, won’t it?

You can light it again after it's out

That's enough, I have my life, you light your own fire, but don't bother me anymore. I have to support my family, brother.

—— Stephen Chow's "Shaolin Football"

9. Shaolin Kung Fu is good, really good.

Shaolin Kung Fu stick, really good.

I am Tietou Gong, the invincible Tietou Kung.

You are the Vajra Legs, I am the Vajra Legs.

Shaolin Kung Fu is good, really good.

Shaolin Kung Fu is good, really good.

Shaolin Kung Fu stick, really good.

I am Vajra Legs, Vajra Legs.

He is an iron head gong, wow! Wow! Wow!

What are you singing? It’s like ghosts crying and wolves howling. The lyrics are so messed up that I can’t understand a word of them. Who wrote the lyrics?

Actually creating this thing is very subjective, but I will definitely follow up on your criticisms. Singing is just the prelude, the climax is the Shaolin Vajra Kick and Iron Head Kung Fu.

Thank you! Thank you very much! The happy time flies by so fast, it’s time to say goodbye again.

I should hit you, but you will be sad if I don’t!

—— Stephen Chow's "Shaolin Soccer"

10. It happened that the driver was on holiday today. It happened that he lent his car to someone again today. It happened that he just left his wallet at the company, so today I I can’t treat you to dinner! I get hundreds of thousands per second. I went to play football with you losers for no reason. I'm sorry, you know I'm such a straightforward person.

I have to go to a competition with you, a cripple, for no reason. Please forgive me for being so blunt.

In the end, we have to win the game for no reason, and the probability is lower than zero!

—— Stephen Chow's "Shaolin Football"

11. Lin Zicong: Ever since I've been like this, I can't even pick up girls, you won't understand this feeling

< p> Stephen Chow: I understand, so why don’t I?

Lin Zicong: No, newspapers and magazines say you have many girlfriends

Stephen Chow: What newspaper is it?

Lin Zicong: Sorry, I said the wrong thing again

——"Shaolin Football"

12. As long as there is fighting spirit, martial arts will definitely come back.

Why is my dad not Li Ka-shing?

Why am I so handsome but losing my hair, while you two are so ugly but not losing your hair?

Why do people have books to read when they were young, but my father forced me to practice some bad martial arts when I was a child, and now I have to wash toilets and wash dishes?

In fact, destiny is always in your own hands.

—— Stephen Chow's "Shaolin Football"

13. I never thought that a garbage picker like you could actually live in the "loft" on the rooftop of the 59th floor. It's a great taste of life!

—— Stephen Chow's "Shaolin Football"

14. From their neat uniforms and friendly eyes, I can completely feel the sincerity and sportsmanship

< p> —— Stephen Chow's "Shaolin Football"

15. The real game is war!

—— Stephen Chow's "Shaolin Football"

16. You can come to me often in the future. If your shoes are torn, I can help you mend them.

No, if the shoes are worn out, I will throw them away. We all have to look forward! I never want to wear worn out shoes again.

—— Stephen Chow's "Shaolin Soccer"

17. This time it's not a blank check.

Such a large amount of money is too much to spend even if I break my legs.

…

It’s not just me, my whole team is greedy. But it's not the check, it's the national championship.

—— Stephen Chow's "Shaolin Football"

18. I'm sorry, my mother suddenly gave birth prematurely, I must go back to help.

Please tell your mother to have a premature birth later. How can the ball be kicked halfway?

—— Stephen Chow's "Shaolin Football"

19. Sorry, everyone, I have to take a break.

It doesn’t matter, you are just a human being leaving, your spirit will always be here.

—— Stephen Chow's "Shaolin Soccer"

20. How do you look like an alien?

I don't know how to cut my hair. It would be faster if I shaved it off. .

Go back to Mars quickly, the earth is very dangerous.

—— Stephen Chow's "Shaolin Football"

21. Tietou Kung Fu.

Tornado Legs.

Golden bell and iron cloth shirt.

Ghost grappler.

Powerful Vajra Legs.

Floating on water with Qinggong.

—— Stephen Chow's "Shaolin Football"