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Joke: Four the glory of the king lines.
Longcheng is my home, and my father is the greatest.
Little boy, don't worry, everything is covered by his father.
What? That's a chainsaw.
Grass grows on the side of the road.
It's funny how you tremble.
Damn old man, shut up
Does it feel good to be chased?
Sit tight, machine 15 is running.
Dragon City Overlord, with unlimited power.
Master, I never cheat my father.
a?slap?in?the?face
My dad never hits me.
Come on, hit me. You can't hit me.
Forever Prosperity-Old Master Q
Heaven does not give birth to the Lord, and eternity is like a long night, which means old age.
Grey (Confucius) School Qigong
It is such a delight to have friends coming so far.
My hand slipped.
It's a piece of cake to accept three thousand disciples and summon many dragons.
Life is so hard that it is not easy to expose the fact that you will lose.
People who don't work hard should be as eager to learn as lecherous.
Teach you well, what is respecting teachers and attaching importance to teaching.
A strict teacher makes a noble apprentice.
Hey, I flashed to my waist. I have to go first.
Christmas Old Master Q
Christmas carnival, with the old lady.
Special chimney climbing skills of the elderly
Merry Christmas
Christmas express, holiday arrival, mainland postage, can not be rejected.
Who stole my old military driver's license?
Each sock is filled with gifts and has its own deodorizing effect.
Handsome beard, red skirt with green skirt, the most fashionable in winter.
It's no use drilling in the grass. The candy paper you stole is still on the way.
Good night, Lori.-Angela
Knowledge is power.
Lori body, royal elder sister heart.
I accidentally created a big guy.
Guys who want to end it, ashamed.
Magic exists for me.
Oh, burn your ass
Brother Bing, I'm here to smash the venue.
Life is like someone else's doll, and tinkering is another year.
Unique Magic-Lu Bu
God blocks God and kills God.
The impulse to kill can no longer be controlled.
Bring it on, hahaha ~ ~
Where is my story of diusim?
From now on, the battlefield is dominated by me alone.
If you can't get it, destroy it completely.
Buddhist monk-dharma
A strong figure comes from persistent exercise.
The poor monk came from the Tang dynasty in the east and wanted to go to the west to learn from the scriptures.
A myriad of things, all return to the original heart.
Amitabha, poor monk, benefactor.
If you can't walk, open the way with your fist.
It's a long way and a longer step.
Before death, all beings are equal.
Life is a poor journey, and you need to run occasionally.
The sea of suffering is boundless, but anyone who is willing to repent will find the other side nearby-repentance is salvation; it is never too late to mend one's ways
The darkness in my heart is expanding.
Destroy me in the dark
Mystery, yield to higher mystery
I am very angry, and the consequences are very serious.
Play with fire and set yourself on fire (as if when you died)
The Great Inventor-Dharma
I don't burn boilers, I burn passion.
Are you the man named Tesla?
Angry times
Formula, formula is vertical and horizontal truth.
Your humanity is far behind my equipment.
There are two things that are infinite, my kinetic energy and the opposite stupidity.
Energy is the square of mass times the speed of light.
You're leaking, you're leaking, you're leaking everywhere.
When the pi of knowledge is expanding, the darkness is also expanding.
There is only one king-Ying Zheng.
I'm the only one in the world.
I will tolerate the disrespect of beautiful women with a broad mind.
What you do during sex, as a monarch, is so capricious.
Full of joy, crush it.
Zhu Ni JIU nationality
The bug lying at my feet has no other choice but to die silently.
Unexpected xxx (I couldn't hear you clearly when I died)
Zhao Yun, the dragon in the sky
To go, look at the sword (see? )
Sorry, you're in the way.
I accept your head.
The spear head is burning.
A brave man is better than life and death.
Only if you are not afraid can you soar in the sky.
The Flower of Ice and Snow-Wang Zhaojun
Winter is here, are the plums in my hometown blooming?
The heart has melted.
The body burns in the ice, but the soul is still hot.
Cold current, everywhere
Eliminate fire for you.
When the hundred plums fall, they return to their hometown.
Beauty is a sin, and blizzard cannot bury it.
Hey, I'm looking forward to spring in my hometown.
I am a singer-Wang Zhaojun.
Shy premiere, support me.
Become better, because I want everyone to smile.
Rain and sunshine floating in the center, oh ~ ~, is kind.
Real name is Five Killers.
He is very informative.
Breakfast, half of life, should be full of people today.
Hard work will pay off, I, prove it with singing.
I don't want to be hated.
Boyfriend or something, isn't it the material for writing songs?
Organ Creation-Luban No.7
Ha ha ha ha, that's amazing.
Does anyone need technical support?
Luban 7, IQ 250, Luban, Luban, top class Luban.
Think about how to conquer gravity.
Show you around the power of new inventions.
I have to admit that sometimes muscles are more useful than brains.
Lowered the IQ of the opponent, gnome male-",it seems that your strength can't be exerted.
Look, the plane in the sky.
Believe in science
It's windy and laid eggs.
I want to be quiet ~ quiet ~ ~ (as I said when I died)
Video Game Boy-Luban No.7
False belief
Purification era, ~ ~ ~ fashion
Let me see. Let's start a live adventure.
Give me a compliment.
You can't die without touching the plastic dog. Why don't you understand?
Oh, actually, I'm the last boss.
Press the button, up and down, left and right, Baba.
The ultimate monster debut
The monster is here. Where is the princess?
When it's against the current-Sun Bin
He is so cute, of course he is a boy.
Will you travel far? We will meet in 2355.
This look was made after 2355. Isn't it handsome?
Losing your feet and gaining the power to travel through time and space is an equivalent exchange.
Time is like light, unpredictable.
Looking for a lost person, I will take him home.
Jingle ~ Jingle ~ Jingle ~ Jingle ~
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