Please translate these English jokes into Chinese.

Panda couples have been married for many years, but because of pandas, they can always become the queen of excessive masturbation in their youth, and finally they can't bear to enjoy 1. The clinical diagnosis of Mrs. Panda dragging a panda cub and a German shepherd dog is affirmative. If I can guarantee the medicine "Queen", Mrs Panda listens to the pharmacist's panda, sir, but in 2 tablespoons, she is the pharmacist's lion.

The panda's wife cried. German shepherd and German shepherd laughed and laughed when they saw the panda clinic. Madam, when I asked about this medicine, the panda's wife said, "It's very effective for Mr. Wang. Now I won't cover the coffin."

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The pig went to the park to play. In the thick shadow, he saw others on the lawn. This is the one who left. The next morning, he came to this place and saw the grizzly bear doing push-ups in the park yesterday. The pig walked over and sneered "Hey". Memphis station said grumpily, pig, what are you laughing at? Piglet said: Hey, hey, am I stupid? Are you stupid or am I really stupid? Memphis, say, how stupid am I? Pig, you said, you haven't seen it, support, support,

The TV can be turned off automatically.

Brother Fox is watching TV, listening to music, watching TV programs, and then singing along. The fox said, "I wish you could be on TV." The fox sisters said happily, "I finally sang Animals. The fox said, Brother, you don't want to listen to TV, so you can turn it off.

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The couple had a picnic, and the orangutan was robbed by the Northeast Tiger and the Wolf.

Listen, Mr. Northeast Tiger, we want to cry, gorilla, enjoy your wife, put the vegetable basket away and stand there.

After that, he drew a line on the ground with his claws: if you dare to cross this line, we will kill you, and then he dragged the female orangutan into the forest. . .

A few minutes later, stepmother monkey Woods cried instead of gorilla. smile

Unconscious things, female orangutans are in front of you, I am their violence, and the vegetable basket has also been taken away, but you are still facing it.

"No, you don't know that I am a gentleman who said that orangutans have taken the route more than three times? What did I do to them? They didn't find "face"