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Cooking joke
One morning in the summer vacation, my father went to play tennis and was not at home. My mother didn't come back from the night shift. I watched it for about 15 minutes in the morning and felt my stomach growling. I think, when my parents come back, I don't even know when I will be a fourth-grade student. When can I learn to cook all kinds of meals and vegetables by myself? Without the first time, you will never learn. Try it today!
I decided to learn to cook a simple meal-cook instant noodles first. First, I put half a pot of water in a small pot and put it on the gas stove. Secondly, I tried to turn on the main switch of the gas stove according to the usual actions of adults and twist it to the left by hand; Then strike a fire, press it down with your hand, and then twist it slightly to the left. The first time it didn't hit, I quickly put the switch back to its original position, because I remember my father telling me that although the fire didn't hit, the gas was bubbling, which was very, very dangerous and prone to gas poisoning. I tried twice, and the third time I finally got angry. Third, I cut a tomato and some parsley with a knife. At this moment, the water boiled. I took out an egg, tapped it on the fire table, broke it slowly with my hand and quickly put it into the pot. About two minutes later, the eggs were almost cooked. I put tomatoes and instant noodles in the pot and poured three bags of seasoning into the pot respectively. After about a minute, spread a small cloth towel on it, take down the pot and put the coriander in it. Delicious instant noodles are ready like this. I am so happy to eat my own instant noodles with relish.
In the future, I will learn to cook all kinds of delicious food.
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