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/kloc-started his business in 0/0, and died 9 times 1 year. I took advantage, suffered losses, worked hard and was lazy. I see that this forum is full of people who have no entrepreneurial experience to guide others to start their own businesses, and there are many stories of losing their money because they have no ideas. I am sad. In the spirit of saving lives and bragging, I will tell the truth so as not to take a detour.

Tutorial cheats 1: Why do you want to start a business?

This is the first question you must ask yourself before starting a business, remember to remember! !

Answer 1: Everyone around me has made a fortune, and I am no more stupid than him. If I start a business, I can't be wrong.

Answer 2: I am not old enough. People can't work all their lives, can they? The project at hand now is a good time to start a business!

Answer 3: I have some savings on hand now, and I am not old enough to be afraid of losing money. If I lose money, I can go to work again When I get old, I will look back.

Answer 4: all restaurant owners have made a fortune (or any other industry, in short, entrepreneurs want to see), and I want to open it.

Answer 5: If the position is mixed, the boss can't be the general manager, and the salary will rise again. When will you stop starting a business at this time?

Answer 6: Now that the house is so expensive, it seems that I can't afford to buy a house in my life. Fight!

The above is the answer that most people who lack entrepreneurial knowledge choose. If your answer appears in the above answer, please remember that the idea of starting a business can be regarded as bragging.

The correct answer is: I found a project that can definitely make money!

Be sure to remember this secret:

One of the secrets of the initial class of entrepreneurship tutorial: I decided to start a business because I found a feasible project that can make money!

Any reason for starting a business other than this answer is wrong! When you get old, others will make a fortune and the house will be expensive. Having spare money now is not your reason for starting a business, but your excuse for failure.

Tutorial Cheats 2: Am I a man with a business mind?

Unfortunately, most people in this world are not suitable for starting their own businesses, but only a few people can clearly understand this problem (usually after losing all their wives and children).

Note: Managing the mind does not mean managing the mind, nor does it mean executing the mind. However, if you want to start your own business, having no business sense is tantamount to suicide and playing house with your own money. Therefore, it is very important to identify your head. If you are lucky enough to meet a good person like me, I can help you identify it for free, hehe!

There are too many stories to tell you: Wang Laosan worked hard, took the loss as a blessing, and finally became a big landlord!

Li Laosi got up at 3 am to go to work and went to bed at 2 pm, and finally became a generation of rich people! The story was originally funny, which was nothing more than a set of good deeds and evil deeds, but unfortunately, I found that many people took this story to look at their own entrepreneurship: I can bear hardships! I'm not afraid of losing! I am strong-willed, I can bear all the pressure! These are not sufficient conditions for your success.

Tell everyone what business acumen is with the true story I met.

Colleagues in the company call to order fast food every noon. Among the many fast food deliverymen, there is such a man who is carrying a big wooden box covered with warm cotton towels. Every time this person gives the meal ordered by his colleague to the person who ordered it, he will ask if anyone didn't order it. Because he brought four or five meals that no one ordered at any time, and I found that every time someone bought a box lunch directly from this person without ordering food. I suspect that this man is delivering food for a restaurant, and at the same time, he fired the bill. You know, the commission for delivering fast food is only 50 cents, but I estimate that he earned at least 2 yuan for a box lunch.

This is called management mind! -The ability to easily find business opportunities at work!

Well, how do you judge whether you have a business mind? It's simple. Looking back, have you ever found something that can create profits at work but no one does it? If you have never had such an experience before, then, unfortunately, you are a person with no business mind, and you-at least not suitable for starting your own business! If you start to use your head now and find that there seem to be many business opportunities, then congratulations, you are very suitable to be a vice president, that is, work under my guidance, hehe!

Entrepreneurial Tutorial Beginner Class Cheats 2: People without business acumen are not suitable for independent entrepreneurship!

Tutorial Cheats 3: How to judge a project as a good project?

If you pass the above two tests, then go to the next step and see what you think is good.

Because I am in Shenzhen, I have witnessed countless entrepreneurial stories in the past ten years, most of which were doomed from the day I started. How much money can you save if you can predict your death in advance? How much less regret can there be in the future? So it is really necessary to ask an expert like me to consult you.

Let's give some examples of friends who died around us:

Example 1: A friend who works as a department manager in a big company has 300,000 yuan on hand. He thinks it's far away to buy a house in Shenzhen, and he thinks age and tide wait for no man. At the same time, he found that Shenzhen black mobile phone manufacturing is a distribution center and decided to go back to his hometown to set up a company to sell black mobile phones.

Example 2: A friend has 500,000 yuan in hand, and feels that he can't continue to work, so he decides to join the 7- 1 1 chain store.

Ex. 3: A friend is the owner of a provincial company of a large mobile phone factory, who has worked for five years. After the collapse of a large-scale company, dozens of employees would rather have no salary for several months because of his excellent personality, and let this friend lead everyone to start a business. Finally, my friend chose to be the agent of a beer and an English learning machine in the province.

Example 4: A friend used to be engaged in the sales of computer it industry, and decided to start a business abroad. Finally, he chose to go to Indonesia to carry out short message service, specifically to cooperate with a manufacturer and operator of short message equipment in Shenzhen, hoping to replicate this service in Indonesia.

What do you think of the above projects? Someone is doing these projects, and they all make a lot of money, but can you make money from them? To be or not to be, that's the question!

With such a senior expert, I will comment on the above items one by one:

The first item: trading businesses generally purchase goods from the upstream and then sell them to the downstream to earn the price difference in the middle. It looks very simple. Most people like to calculate the difference and go straight in. A few people were lucky enough to succeed, and most people threw the house down payment into the water. Why is this happening? Teach you the simplest trick to judge whether this kind of business can be done-that is, upstream and downstream, you should account for at least one. What do you mean? That is, either you are absolutely familiar with the upstream, no one can lie to you, and you are very clear about all the details, or you have extremely reliable professionals as your aides (such as wife, brother-in-law, cousin, high school classmates, etc.). ), in short, is a person who will never cheat you and will tell you everything selflessly.

Similarly, if you don't know the upstream, then if you have absolute confidence in selling this product, or have absolute staff to assist you. If both of them are taken, congratulations. In the future, you can go directly to the tutorial for intermediate classes I wrote, and you don't have to study for elementary classes. If you don't have two heads, congratulations You can use your poor savings as tuition and teach yourself about my junior class 10~30%.

The first project is to make a big mistake that neither of us is familiar with. Do what you feel, and you will die!

Comment on Example 2: Each project involves the question of how much money is invested and how to return it. We can imagine that a 7- 1 1 shop has invested hundreds of thousands. What are you going to do if the turnover of the store is not good? 7- 1 1 Does every store make money? How can I ensure that my shop can make money? 7- 1 1 Will the head office give you a refund? Can you transfer the store quickly? Can an investment of 1 minute yield more than 10% a year? Can you accept 10% profit? If there is a stable income of more than 10%, why don't those big bosses who have tens of millions of places to invest open hundreds of 7- 1 1 in one breath to earn this stable profit?

Don't forget my secret book: don't do capital projects at the beginning of your business! ! !

The reasons are as follows: 1. The investment in general capital projects is huge, and the profit return is not considerable.

2. The exit mechanism of capital projects is not guaranteed. If you regret it, you will find that this project is a trap.

It's still far from your small money, and your time and energy will be infinite in the future. If this project loses money soon,

You can make up your mind to end it immediately. If this project is half dead, it is chicken ribs. Haha, you are finished!

Some people disagree with me, saying that many friends around me have joined a chain, and now they are all rich, or that I have joined a brand myself, and now my life is relaxed and comfortable. But-excuse me, if joining is so profitable, why doesn't the head office engage in direct sales by itself?

Therefore, all franchise chains and so on belong to this kind of project, and the success rate is absolutely lower than 40%. Some people say that the success rate of 40% is already high, so is there any certain success in business? Really? Please close your eyes and think about it. Are you really ready to lose money? I bet that almost all entrepreneurs are not prepared to lose money. They only bow their heads when they have to accept the reality of losing money.

But it's all right now, because you met me, a once-in-a-century expert who teaches tirelessly. I am the legendary soldier who gave you the secret script. When you meet me, take my class well, remember-our entrepreneurial goal is 100% success, not 40% success! !

Everything such as starting a factory, joining a chain, developing something and designing a new product belongs to this kind of project. These things are not impossible to do, not unprofitable, but not suitable for people who are starting businesses with all their savings.