What are some deceiving jokes?

A six-year-old boy told his father that he wanted to marry the little girl who lived across the street. My father is a teacher and is very experienced in educating children. He wasn't laughing at the kids. "This is a big deal," the father said. "Have you two given it serious thought?" "Of course," the boy replied. "We will live in my room for one week and her room for the next week. The two families are only separated by a street. If I feel scared at night, I can run home." "How to move things?" asked the father. "I use my own pickup truck, and we all have our own bikes," the boy replied. The boy answered all his father's questions. Finally, the father posed a big problem to his son and asked: "What about the children? You know, once you get married, you may have children." "We have also thought about this problem," the little boy replied. "We are not planning to have children for the time being. If she lays an egg, I will crush it!"

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