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The old lady went to the bank to withdraw money.

1. An old lady went to the bank to withdraw money for the first time. Before she came to the ATM, she looked at the machine for a long time and finally found the card slot. She inserted the card, and the voice in the ATM prompted, "Please enter the password." Aunt looked around and saw no one around, so she whispered to the password keyboard, "Six sixes." Then she stood by the machine and waited until she saw the machine and didn't spit money. She drew out the card and inserted it again. Or say "six sixes" to the password keyboard when entering the password. Then she waited all day.

One day, there was a thunderstorm in the sky. At this moment, the customer service phone of the bank rang.

The customer service lady answered the phone: "Hello, this is XX Bank. Do you have any questions? "

The other person is an old woman who stutters. She said, "Hey, I, I, I am now, now, at-you, you, the bank, the door, the door, a-a-a-TM automatic, ah, take, ah, withdraw money.

Customer service: "Don't worry, didn't you get the money?"

Grandma: "Ah, yes, yes, yes-no, take it, take it, take it-take the money."

Customer service: "this may be because of the bad weather, so please don't worry, just wait a while." You can pull out the card and try again. "

Grandma: "Oh, no, no, it isn't. Money, money, get out, get out. "

Customer service: "Then why didn't you get the money?"

Grandma: "Gang, Gang, Ah Gang, God, God, it thundered. I am afraid, scared and stunned. " Wait for me again, again, again-back-back to god, machine, machine-again-swallowed money, money, money. "

Customer service: "= ="