A meaningful and healthy 20-word joke

Erkang: Don't you remember, my surname has always been Fu.

2. The camera and the mirror are in love. The mirror said to the camera, "I am so miserable." I don't know what it looks like to be photographed by others all my life. " The camera said, "Never mind, I'll just take your picture." After the photo was developed, the mirror burst into tears: "Why is the camera still in the photo?"

One day, I was walking on the road when suddenly it began to rain. I didn't know what to do, but suddenly an umbrella came from behind. It feels good. I said, "Thank you!" He said, "Twenty dollars!" ?

4. Judge: Why do you print counterfeit money? The defendant said innocently: because I can't print real money!

5. After the Tang priest drove Wukong away, he met the monster again. He had to spell to summon Wukong back for help. Soon a voice came from the air: Sorry, the subscriber you dialed is not in service area, please redial later.