April fool's day confession rollover joke

★ "I can't put it down" means I like it too much to put it down, so you should say "I can't put it down" loudly to the person you like. Try shouting a few more times, and it will definitely work.

★ You borrowed a dress from Baiyun, borrowed wings from a bird, flew up to me and said, That's what a birdman looks like!

★ Wherever you fly, I will follow; No matter where you run, I will chase you. Then I'll kill you.-dead fly.

I want to say goodbye to you. I am sad to see innocent written on your face. Why did I choose deeply, but I had to give up in a hurry? I want to keep you around forever, but my mother said "pigs are not allowed in the city"!

★ ah! Your skin is so shiny and your fragrance is so irresistible. Let me bite you hard, dear-braised pork!

★ Lovers should be gentle as water and sweet as honey; Opponents should choose smart, capable and powerful; Colleagues should choose hard work and have no temper; Friends should choose the pig's head and dog's brain with a runny nose. Stop looking and wipe your nose.

According to your date of birth, you are sure to make a windfall today. Blow an explosive hairstyle first, wear patched clothes, hold a wooden stick in your right hand and a porcelain bowl in your left hand, and walk along the street, muttering "Be kind".

★ I miss you during the day, miss you at night, miss you when I eat, dream about you when I sleep, and I can't walk during the day and sleep at night, which is very painful. When can I get your ... 5 million prize?

★ Report: Your sleeping position is not correct at this time. For your health, please get up and go back to sleep.

★ Abandoned by people? Being bullied? Homeless? Don't be sad or discouraged. Even if the whole world dislikes you, at least our state-owned pig farm is your warm home.

★ I love you the most in my life. In the next life, you are a fish, I am water, you are a flower, I am a gardener, you are a turtle and I am a hammer.

★ If someone else is a flower inserted in cow dung, you will be different ... You are a pile of cow dung and fall on the flower!

Others have a big bunch of roses, but I am shy. I have a cactus. I hold it and summon up courage to say three words to you: "sit on it!" " "

★ Snowflakes are floating in the cold sky, ice chips are hanging on the green trees, and beautiful shoes are leaking. You are a fool, drooling at your mobile phone! what are you reading? You still don't wipe it.

★ No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how long the feet are, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is ... I just want to tell you that these are none of your business!

★ Not every flower can represent love, but roses can; Not every tree can be thirsty, but poplar can; Not every pig can get a text message, but you did it!

It is not because of such a cold night that I think of you, but because I only think of you on such a cold night. Can't you see that I am sincere? I am attached to your gentle embrace, and I can't leave it for a moment, dear quilt.

★ Don't move! Robbery! Hands up. Men stand on the left and women stand on the right. Standing among perverts, talking about you and reading text messages!

Don't be crazy with me, my eldest brother Qin Shihuang. Believe it or not, bin Laden is my uncle. First bomb and then poison, the United States has to take it. If you refuse to accept it again, your account will become a pig!

Don't ask me why I am crying, my tears flow for you and my heart is broken for you. I hate that man. Why did he take you away from me ... you thief!

★ Don't think that building a city can settle down; Don't think that sowing seeds will lead to a bumper harvest; Don't think that the summit is conquest; Don't think that little people have no power; Don't think that no one will scold you if I am blocked; Don't think that I have forgotten you. At critical times, such as today, you are my first thought.

★ People who don't know their ignorance are undoubtedly twice as ignorant, and those who continue to read text messages are undoubtedly ignorant. You are such a lovely fool!

★ Guess: A bamboo plant in Hanshan Temple has no intention of flying separately, and it is half-matched. Birds flying by the Swan Lake can make a cup without gold. A: When you gave me the money.

★ Drink strong tea until it is tasteless. If you are drunk, you never want to wake up. Pig's trotters should have thick skin and thick meat. Hey, this one with a mobile phone is good!

★ During the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period, you were in charge of the entire Shuaijun, with a pot cover on your head, sacks on your head, canned food on your feet, and Chinese cabbage in your hand. You cried and said, Who has duck feathers and goose feathers to sell?

I was fascinated by you from the first moment I saw you. This is the happiness that God has given me. I don't want to leave. I've always wanted to say: your zipper is open.

Once upon a time, there was a girl named Jonina. She fell in love with a girl named Shade. They look at the stars together. When the meteor crossed the sky, they named it Jonina Shading Star.

Promise me to take good care of yourself. No matter what happens, I will be calm. No matter what I do, I will make up my mind. I will be optimistic whenever and wherever I meet. No matter who I meet, I won't tell him that you are crazy.

★ Fat face, big ears, cute mouth, round nostrils, phoenix eyes under long eyelashes, pointed leather shoes are all born, and pigtails are tied behind the buttocks. This is you-pig!

★ The sea is full of water! Good horse, it has four legs! Chili, it's really hot! Idiot read the message, it's grinning!

★ When you see this message, you are in trouble; Deleting text messages is a disaster; Reply to the text message, you owe me my life; If you don't reply to the text message, you will embark on the road to death.

★ When you pick up the mirror and look at your round face, high nose, charming eyes, sexy mouth and blessed ears, you will sigh loudly-pig!

★ When you walk into a deep and narrow canyon with a bow and arrow on your back, you find a wolf in front and a ghost behind. Excuse me: Do you shoot wolves or ghosts?

★ At the moment I turned to leave, you cried helplessly and tore your heart out behind me, making me suddenly understand how much I love you. I suddenly turned around and cried and hugged you and shouted, I'm not selling this pig!