Daily cold joke highlights

Every day comes up with a set of cold jokes:

1, tea: that is, people are in the vegetation,

2. Elegant people love Su Dongpo, laity loves Dongpo meat, and I advocate both refined and popular tastes.

3. In ancient times, women were afraid to set off fireworks for fear of becoming? Fireworks girl? .

4, don't be too handsome, easy to stay!

5, silent telling is more than talking, which is called speechless.

6. Mosquitoes are not terrible. What is terrible is that Tang Bohu forgot to order mosquito-repellent incense!

7, he is diligent, that is, he just fell in love with you; He is clumsy because he loves you deeply; He's calm, but he's tired of you.

8. People always have to eat to grow up. Some people eat rice, while others eat losses.

9. Sad people love to drink, while lonely people love to sing old songs.

10, say you can, you are a chopstick, you become a pen.

Say you can't, you are the most talented pen, and you are also a stirring stick.

1 1, the sea is made in heaven, and the sea of suffering is man-made. You must learn to swim!

12, I asked my grandmother to sell me bubble tea to drink. After she bought it, she tasted it and said, This noodle soup tastes terrible! ?

13, the benefits of baldness

First, save the washing fee. Second, there is no braid to catch. Third, you can know the cold and know the yang. Fourth, lice can be seen at a glance. 5. Be ready to go to the battlefield at any time. 6. Be as merciful as Buddha. Seven, will it? Haircuts for the people? . Eight, anger without rushing to the crown. Nine, longevity is like a turtle. Ten, don't be mistaken for moldy deterioration.

Every day up cold joke set 2:

1, a person is not serious, even a headache is partial.

It doesn't matter whether the overtime pay is enough.

Some people are still alive, but they are dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died.

You are really like Qu Yuan, and people are like Zongzi.

5. This way of speaking is called in rhetoric? Bullshit? .

6. I bought an exquisite watch, but the time is still so boring.

7. Women should not think that they can stop reading because they are good, and men should not think that they can grow ugly because they read well.

8. You are Gao Qiu, aren't you? I am so angry.

9, there is no white pie in the sky, there are often white bricks.

10, tomorrow, the day after tomorrow, you will know.

1 1, goose, cut the curve with a knife, pluck the hair, add water, ignite and cover the pot.

12, I want to be an Altman who plays chess in the bank.

13, Tang Jun found:? Heroes also have to ask the source. ?

14. If marriage is a movie, extramarital affairs are popcorn at hand. Although you eat it in your mouth, you still have to keep your eyes on the screen.

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